Chapter 1285: odor. The smell on your body reveals that you are not a woman.
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1260 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:43:38
Naturally, Master Azan was puzzled by the fox's weird behavior. Seeing the fox triumphant, he was about to throw himself into the trap. Why did he turn around and retract into the cave again?
Could it be that something went wrong in the process of dressing up beautiful women?
But when you think about it, your every move is based on a woman's posture. There shouldn't be any slight difference?
Since he didn't make a mistake, why did the fox retract?
At this moment, the old fox suddenly laughed.
"Don't pretend that girl, you've already been exposed."
Master Azan still behaved ashamedly, "This old gentleman, what's wrong with you? Just now you said you want to marry me as your wife. Why did you change your mind after a while?"
"Marry you as your wife?"
The old fox was happily rolling on the ground, "Marry you as your wife, do we lords play bayonet? You can stop making me fun, okay? Is there anything more funny than this in the world? A big man lets me Marry him?"
Mage Azan was suddenly startled, and said to his heart, is it possible that this cunning fox demon has already seen through?
At this time, I heard the old fox smile, "Master, don't pretend, I already know that this beauty was changed by you."
Master Azan was surprised, and still pretended to be silly, "Old sir, what are you talking about? What master? I really don't understand what you are talking about?"
The old fox said, "Master, please stop talking and laughing like a woman, I'm really going to throw up."
Master Azan knew that he couldn't hide anymore, and then he realized the truth, and became angry and shouted, "Good, you cunning old man, how did you see through me?"
The old fox smiled and said, "Master, your behavior just now is completely different from that of a normal woman. There is a saying that you are okay with courtesy or and steal. Master, you just tried your best to hook me up. This is something ordinary women would not do, except of course women in brothels. Because they want to make money from their customers. And here is a barren mountain, so there might be such a beautiful woman appearing? There is such a beautiful woman in the barren mountain, this beauty is either a ghost or a monster, as if neither of the two , Then this woman is appointed by you to pretend to be the master to lure me into the bait."
Master Azan sneered, "You fox, really cunning, so you have been suspicious of me?"
The old fox shook his head, "On the contrary, as soon as I saw you, I was fascinated by you. Just now, I had completely lost my mind. I was so ugly under your seduce that I could no longer control myself. In fact, you were almost just now. You lied to me."
Master Azan was shocked, "Old Saowu, where did I make a mistake just now that caused you to see through? In other words, where am I missing?"
The old fox said, "Smell. The smell on your body shows that you are not a woman."
Master Azan frowned, "Smell? What smell?"
The fox coughed and coughed, "As long as every beauty has a faint fragrance, even if the beauty does not apply powder or perfume, the beauty is originally scented. This is the fragrance of a woman. Just now I was planning to rush it recklessly. When I was happy with you in the past, a gust of wind blew by, and the wind brought me the smell of you. I immediately realized that you are not a woman."
"What's the smell on me?"
After finishing speaking, Master Azan immediately lowered his head and smelled the smell on his body, only to sneeze with the strong smell of wild boar urine.
"You don’t have the scent of a girl, what I smell is the smell of wild boar urine, and I have smelled your body odor before, it is the smell of wild boar urine, so I immediately concluded that the girl in front of you is you pretending to be of."
"Smart, I didn't expect that you, a flat-haired beast, would have such wisdom."
Master Azan was scolding his mother in his heart. He said that although the wild boar urine had successfully interfered with the fox's sense of smell, this time, it became the proof for the fox to recognize the smell of his body.
"Master, don't underestimate us animals, our heads are not stupid than you humans."
"Okay! You are a smart fox demon this time, I don't bother to care about you anymore, and I will come to you next full moon night. Next time, I won't let you go so easily."
Master Azan finished speaking and left with a grunt.
The fox laughed, "Master, go slowly and don't give it away. Be careful on the way."
At this time, the sky is bright, the mountain scenery is pleasant, the air is fresh, and the soft white clouds linger in the mountains, the beauty is like a fairyland.
How can Master Azan want to appreciate the beautiful scenery? Now that he is holding back the fire in his stomach and practicing spells for so long, he can't handle even a fox. It is indeed a depressing thing.
Master Azan strode down the mountain, and as soon as he turned the mountain pass, he felt a rush of moisture on his face.
Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of splashing water.
Master Azan walked forward following the sound of the water and saw a waterfall in front of him. The waterfall was divided into four sections by the cliff, and it was still like a rainbow.
The splashing water of the waterfall is naturally beautiful, but the waterfall is not the point. The point is that there is a beauty taking a bath in the pool under the waterfall.
The beauty of her complexion was like jade, delicate and fair, and she appeared more translucent under the sun.
Master Azan, who has always only known for cultivation and never got close to women, was immediately dumbfounded when he saw such a beauty.
When the beauty saw Master Azan staring at herself, she screamed in surprise, hiding in the pool and didn't dare to come out, only showing a shocked beauty head on the water.
"Ah, who are you? Why do you watch me take a shower? Don't come over."
"Girl, don't be nervous, I'm not a bad person."
The beauty stammered, "But you are so ugly."
"Girl, don't judge people by their appearance. Although I am ugly, I am a good person. Many men are handsome, but what they do is not as good as a beast."
"Since you say that you are a good person, and now I am not wearing any clothes, you are staring at me forever. Don’t you know it’s rude to stare at a woman like this? Your current behavior is similar to The bad guys are no different."
The beauty seemed to be angry, and her tone of voice was very rude.
Master Azan was embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, because girl, you are so beautiful, so I can't help but look at it a few more times. But I can swear to God, I have absolutely nothing wrong with you. I stare at you. , It’s just like appreciating a beautiful flower, just appreciating, not malicious.
Meiren said, "Then turn around now, don't look at me anymore, I want to get dressed."
Master Azan turned his face, and he found a light purple shirt on the rock on the shore.
"Oh, well, I don't think you are you anymore."
Master Azan finished speaking and immediately turned around.