Chapter 1296: Dog Banxian, what is in the date your monkey gave me?
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1308 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:43:41
The fox said, "Since ancient times, the love between men and women is justified, so why should I be guilty? I advise you, the half-immortal who is not eye-opening, and don't worry about it. Why kill me to poison the creatures? Is good-oriented? I beg Banxian to open the net and let me go."
Wu Banxian said, "Fox-monster, don't blame me for being cruel. It was the woman who hooked up with humans first, and made the unreasonable love between humans and monsters that day. You know that humans have different ways, but the woman who is deliberately seducing humans is Why?"
The fox said, "Men and women are purely opposite attraction. It doesn't matter whether this couple is one person and one demon. Why would you beat a mandarin duck and ruin a good marriage?"
Wu Banxian said, "It's a good marriage. Today, this half immortal has beaten you to reveal your true form." After speaking, he immediately chanted the spell.
The fox originally had a stomachache that was unbearable. When the Taoist chanted the spell, he immediately felt as if a red iron ball was playing on the swing in his stomach.
The iron ball went up and down, left and right, so hot that the fox screamed again and again.
The fox gritted his teeth and said, "Half a dog, what is in the date your monkey gave me?"
Wu Banxian smiled, "There is nothing precious, so I put a talisman in it."
Only then did the fox understand that he had eaten a talisman. Damn, it's no wonder his stomach hurts like this?
Wu Banxian said again, "Fox demon, if you eat my talisman, you won't be able to become invisible, so today you will definitely not escape."
At this time, people at the temple fair knew that Wu Banxian was catching the fox demon, and they all gathered around to watch the excitement.
After a while, it was crowded with three layers inside and three outside.
Wu Banxian smiled and said, "Naughty animal, hasn't its original shape yet? I think how long will you last?"
The fox had long been so painful that he couldn't stand it, but he still held back and kept his human appearance.
Wu Banxian said, "The fox, you don't have to pretend to be a man anymore. Your old friend, Widow Zhang, has been sent back to the village by me. You will show your true shape to everyone to see your real body."
The fox had to close his teeth, the sweat on his body had already soaked his clothes.
Wu Banxian smiled, "You fox, you really can bear it. It hurts like this, and you still hold on to the human form?"
The crowd onlookers heard in unison, and said in unison, "The half-immortal, you said this man is a fox, why is he always a human? Didn't you make a mistake? We think he is a man."
The fox listened and took the opportunity to shout, "I'm a human, you hurry up and call the police, this half-immortal teamed up with the villagers in the village to kill me. Help! Help! This half-immortal is taking human lives in broad daylight, and there is heavenly reason. Is it? Help!"
The fox shouted, the crowd onlookers became even more confused, and they said in unison, "Hey, that half immortal, stop quickly, you can't bully a big living person like this."
Wu Banxian said angrily, "The fox, you have to scream for injustice. This time, I must force you to show your true shape." After speaking, he continued to chant.
The fox rolled around in pain, but he still held on to it, not showing its true shape.
When the onlookers saw this, they talked a lot.
"That half immortal, stop quickly, if you don't stop, you will kill you."
Wu Banxian laughed loudly, "If this half-xian continues, it is nothing more than a fox's life, not a human life. It is a fox, and it turns into a human being to lure the Liang family's women. I will let everyone see its true body. "After speaking, recite the spell again.
The fox knew that it was a dead end to show up, and he still held on.
It was also the fox's destiny that the widow was tucked into the back seat of the car, thinking about the safety of her lover, tears came down her eyes.
The villagers said, "Widow Zhang, don’t howl, if you want to be a man, there are men in the village, and there are no homes in the village. You can pick whatever you want. Why bother with that fox? We don’t believe that fox is really a weapon. Have a good job, make you comfortable serving you?"
Widow Zhang just shook her head in tears because her mouth was blocked and she could not speak.
A villager pulled away the widow’s rags, and said sternly,
Little widow, just say anything, don’t play dumb riddles, we are all vulgar people and don’t understand your clever tricks.
Widow Zhang scolded, "What do you know? Just your ability in bed is comparable to a fox, not even a little finger."
Now, several villagers were angry.
"You little slut, don't you just think about men, come on, let's have fun with you, let's go together, take turns to you, don't believe it is not as good as that fox."
Widow Zhang glanced, and there were four men sitting in the car, all of whom were strong men. Moreover, these four men have the worst reputation in the village. They often look for prostitutes together on weekdays, and they often molested the women in the village. There is no good thing.
At this moment, being stared at by these four men, Widow Zhang couldn't help shaking.
From their eyes, she already felt that she was about to face disaster.
Sure enough, one of the four men spoke.
"Stop! Pull over. It's relatively remote here. Let's have fun with this romantic little widow. It makes her extremely refreshed. Let her be a bitch, get together with the fox, and lose the face of our village man."
Widow Zhang yelled anxiously, "Don't mess around. If you are rude to me, I will call the police."
"Call the police? Call the police? You are not a yellow flower girl? And you are just a played by a fox now. Since the fox can play with you, why can't we young people like us play you? Is it possible that we are not as good as the fox? Breeding animals? Even though we are not as big as a fox, we can still feed you."
Widow Zhang knew that these four guys had done everything, and she was trembling all over, "Don't mess around, please."
"What are you asking? It won’t work if you ask again. Brothers, stop, pull over, we are crowded, we can’t play in the car, let’s drag her off the car and play again. This kind of bastard, don’t you keep her Playing, it’s just cheaper for that fox."
Next, the car pulled over, and the four men dragged Widow Zhang from the car.
Poor Widow Zhang was with her hands and feet, so she couldn't escape and had to be at their mercy.
The four male monkeys hurriedly dragged Widow Zhang to the back of the bushes and tore off Widow Zhang’s clothes, just about to do what the man and woman did.
At this moment, a rush of police sirens came.
The four men hurriedly got up and put on their pants.
"God, it's the voice of a police car, isn't it 110 coming here?"
"Well, police car, listen to the sound, not far from us, it will be here soon."
"Let's go quickly."
"Then what about this bitch?"
"What's the matter with her? Let's leave now."
At this time, the rapid siren sounded again, and this time, it seemed to be closer.
"Let's go, don't waste any more, the police will speak."
The four villagers hurriedly got into the car and left, leaving Widow Zhang alone, tearing her throat open and crying.