Chapter 1313: Hey! Why are you staring at me? Haven't you seen a beautiful woman?
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1240 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:43:47
The waiter saw Wu Yingying cry like a tearful person, and felt relieved, "Sister, it's past three o'clock now, and I can't get a taxi, so I can call you a taxi using WeChat."
Wu Yingying waved to him, "No, my house is right in front, two hundred meters further ahead, and you will be there again after turning."
"But sister, it's so late, there is no one on the road, it's dark in your alley. You should wait for a taxi."
"No, I'm a tens of years old, what am I afraid of? Let's leave you? Isn't your little girlfriend still at home waiting for you? Go back quickly."
The waiter blushed immediately, and said embarrassedly, "Well, sister, then I'm going. Be careful on your way."
"go Go."
Wu Yingying waved at him.
The waiter walked away on his bicycle.
But before riding far, the waiter saw a person standing in the bushes on the side of the road and was surprised. It was so late. Who would stand in the bushes all right?
The waiter turned his face and glanced intently, feeling even more panicked. The man turned his back to him, wearing a long silver-gray wind jacket, and draped his gray hair messily on his shoulders.
Out of curiosity, the waiter put his foot on the side of the road.
The strange sound from the grass made him more disturbed.
Kumba Kumba-吭哧吭哧-
What sound is this?
The waiter put the car on the side of the road, waiting to see through the bushes, the man with his back turned around suddenly, and looked at him coldly, "Get out of here! Little fur boy, if you don’t want to die It's ugly, just stay here."
Whether it was because of the ugly and ferocious appearance of the man, or because of his cold words like a knife, the waiter screamed in fright.
"Ghost! I saw a ghost."
After all, the waiter is a little boy who has just reached his 20s. Whenever he has seen this situation, he immediately ran back to the bicycle in fright, rode in the car, and ran away.
After riding a long distance, feeling that the person was not chasing him, the waiter looked back and found that Wu Yingying was walking towards this side with one foot and one foot shallow.
"Damn, this drunk chicken, didn't you trouble yourself? That person is obviously not a human, it, how can people be so ugly? If it doesn't, you have to notify the drunk chicken sister quickly and let her not go there. "
The waiter stopped and stamped his feet in a hurry.
He took out his cell phone, found Wu Yingying's number, and called her.
As a result, what he heard was-Sorry, the user you dialed is not turned on.
"This eldest sister, I really took it."
Seeing Wu Yingying continue to go there, she didn't dare to go back anymore, hesitated again and again, the waiter sighed, "Forget it, I'll go home, I hope she is fine."
At this moment, the waiter's cell phone rang suddenly.
The waiter took out his cell phone, and when he looked at the display, a sweet and shy smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
There was a charming female voice on the other end of the phone.
"Husband, why haven't you gotten home yet? It's past three o'clock now."
"My wife, I told you, let you go to bed first, don't wait for me. The bar is not fixed after get off work. I have to wait until all the guests are gone before I can go home."
"No, you can't sleep alone if you don't go home."
"Baby, don't worry, I'll be home soon."
"how much longer?"
"Twenty minutes."
"So long."
"Well, actually, in twenty minutes, you will pass by listening to a few songs, or you can play a game, very quickly."
"No, twenty minutes is too long, I want you to be home in five minutes."
"Five minutes? Unless I fly home."
"I don't care, just give you five minutes, go home late, kneel to the CPU."
"Wow, isn't it? My husband worked hard to make money to support you, so I have to kneel on the CPU when I get home?"
"I do not care!"
"Good, good, just five minutes, and my husband will fly to you right away."
"Well, it's almost the same."
The waiter hung up the phone and smiled sweetly, "This little fairy, I am going to toss my brother to death." After finishing speaking, he put his phone in his backpack, rode his bicycle, and prepared to drive home.
At this moment, he suddenly thought of Wu Yingying, turned around and looked back, Wu Yingying was walking towards this side staggeringly, thinking about his girlfriend's urging, he had to sigh, "Sister Drunk Chicken, I have to Hurry home, or I will have to kneel down on the CPU, so please ask yourself for your blessings." After speaking, I got on the car and disappeared into the night.
Over there, Wu Yingying, who was drunk and drunk, knew what the waiter had seen. She continued to walk forward slowly. Because of drinking too much, her consciousness was very unconscious, and everything was doubled or shaken.
"Men are pigs! Men have no conscience, men have killed me all my life! I hate men! Ugh-wow wow -"
Wu Yingying vomited while walking, she had to hold on to the fence on the side of the road to walk forward.
Soon, she walked to the vicinity of Master Azan.
After gagging again, she looked up and saw an ugly long-haired man looking at her viciously.
It's another woman, who saw such an ugly man on the side of the road in the middle of the night, and she probably ran away screaming with fright.
But Wu Yingying won't run away. She is not afraid of men, and she takes the man in front of her even more seriously after drinking at this moment.
Of course this man is Master Azan.
"Hey! Why are you staring at me? Haven't you seen a beautiful woman? You look hungry, and you know that you haven't touched a woman in half a year."
Master Azan looked at Wu Yingying, who was wearing heavy makeup, and snorted coldly, "Here is another bastard, get out!"
"What? You called me to go? Is this road opened by your house? What do you think you are? How dare you let me go?"
Wu Yingying was completely irritated by Master Azan's cold attitude, jumped up and shouted.
This Wu Yingying was originally a shrew, and when she splashed it, the brawny man shot her three points.
This time, she walked up to Master Azan with a big stab, slammed her waist, and glared at the ugly old man.
Seeing her appearance, Master Azan was expected to be another difficult woman, and immediately said unceremoniously, "Get out! I won't call a chicken tonight."
Of course, Master Azan had already regarded her as a woman with a special profession in terms of her dress, and that's why she treated her like this. Originally, how can a serious woman wander the road in the middle of the night with heavy makeup?
"What? Who the do you say is a chicken? Are you blind? The old lady is a serious and good woman, how can you be insulted by you? You are a stinky monster, you should be the one who should get rid of!"
At this time, Wu Yingying was really annoyed. She raised her pink fist and slapped it against Master Azan's ugly face.
One thing, Master Azan certainly didn't know. Although Wu Yingying was not much cleaner than a chicken, she was the most taboo from being called a chicken.