Chapter 1492: Administrator, are your pants zippers okay?
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1198 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:44:23
The crew is busy cleaning the stage, Director Peng and Tai Peng are standing on the stage in a daze.
Xiao Wang walked over to ask for instructions, "Director Peng, do you want to move this barrel?"
Director Peng said with no anger, "If you don't move, what are you waiting for?"
Little Wang said, "Where is the water in the bucket?"
Mrs. Peng reprimanded, "It's poured, do you still have to ask? If you don't pour the bath water for the two, do you still keep the soup for drinking?"
Little Wang said, "Well, I see, I will call them to dump."
Mrs. Peng sighed, "This little king, his mind is getting more and more awkward, like an abacus bead, just flip it."
Director Peng said, "Xiao Wang, you are still smarter. Now Liu Xin alone is enough to cause headaches. Be smart about everything. You don't need to ask for instructions on such simple things."
Xiao Wang nodded, "I see." Then he reached out to greet the two extras who had nothing to do in the audience, "Come on, what are you two doing in a daze? Didn't you hear the director say to move the barrel away? nothing."
The two extras snorted coldly, "The fox is fake."
Xiao Wang sternly said, "What are you doing in a daze? Come up and move quickly."
No way, the least status in the crew is the extras, anyone on the crew can fire them, so it is common for them to be porters and cleaners in the crew.
Although the two extras were very dissatisfied, they cursed and went to the stage to move the barrels.
Xiao Wang replied, "What? You two are playing attitude, right? If you have the ability, you two become big stars, it is you who support me, not me. But now, in the crew, you have to be obedient, otherwise you have to get out !"
As soon as the voice fell, I saw a man screaming and running towards the stage.
"God, help, bare-assed foxes, and African girls with a hole in their heads, scared me to death. They want to kill me."
Everyone looked up, isn't this the administrator who came to open the door just now?
Xiao Wang stepped forward, "Hey, administrator, what's wrong with you, what are you calling?"
When the manager saw Xiao Wang, he immediately jumped onto the stage as if he saw his relatives.
"Xiao Wang, it's terrible, bare-assed fox and African girl with a hole in her head, they are going to kill me."
Xiao Wang frowned, "Huh? You said Liu Xin and Lin Meng."
The administrator was taken aback, "Huh? Xiao Wang, do you know them?"
"It's more than knowing each other. They used to be members of our crew."
"Oh my god, they are actually members of your crew? Now that the film is becoming more and more bizarre, the special actor you are looking for is also exaggerated? Not only did you find a fox to film, but also an African woman to film. It seems that the standard of this new play is very high, and these two special actors alone are enough to watch. Especially the fox, who has a top-notch body and is absolutely praised by the audience."
Xiao Wang couldn't laugh or cry, "Administrator, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. They are not special actors at all."
"Oh, I wouldn't understand it if it weren't for a special type of actor. By the way, where did you find these two girls? One with a fox head and the other black. I lived a few decades, and I have never seen such a weird monster. Your crew found these two monsters, what role do you plan to let them play?"
"Daji."
"Daji? Are you teasing me? Looking for a fox and an African girl to play Daji? Don’t say that this fox version of Daji has never been seen before, so let’s say that this black daji is unheard of. Your crew The way of thinking is really different from ordinary people. Your director Peng arranges the actors in this way, so you are not afraid that Lei will blind the eyes of the audience? Or else, the current TV series are becoming more and more unreadable. No wonder my old lady loves to watch it when nothing is wrong. The old version of Journey to the West and A Dream of Red Mansions."
"Well, don't worry about their looks. I'll ask you, where did you see them just now?"
"It's at the entrance of the lounge."
"At the entrance of the lounge, it looks like they have already come out of the lounge."
"Anyway, I saw them at the door."
Xiao Wang immediately waved to Director Peng, "Director Peng, since the fox has come out of the lounge, let's go over there and take a look."
Director Peng nodded, "Okay."
The group followed Xiao Wang's back to the door of the lounge again.
The door of the lounge was hidden.
Director Peng, who followed Xiao Dynasty, waved, "Director Peng, come and see, the door of the lounge is open."
The manager said, "I told you all, I met them outside the door just now, they must have gone."
At this moment, there was a sullen laughter from the big locust tree behind him.
Everyone looked back and saw a black woman sitting on the tree, smiling and looking at them.
The manager exclaimed, "God, it's her, that African lady, there is a hole in her head."
Xiao Wang smiled bitterly, "Sister Lin Meng, don't be okay to hide in the tree and laugh. It's now in the middle of the night. This will scare people."
Lin Meng sneered, "Xiao Wang, please tell that idiot, I am not an African, I am a descendant of Yanhuang and Huang."
The administrator stammered, "But you are not African, why are you so dark?"
Xiao Wang hissed, "Administrator, you can go to bed if you have nothing to do, and stop asking. Where are so many questions?"
Lin Meng smiled, "Administrator, are your pants zippers okay?"
Everyone looked at the administrator in amazement.
Little Wang said, "Administrator, what happened to your zipper?"
The administrator was frightened and hurriedly said, "African grandma, I beg you. Stop talking."
Lin Meng sneered, "I will spare you this time, otherwise I will ask the studio leader to fire you."
The administrator said, "Thank you Grandma."
Xiao Wang said in surprise, "Administrator, what little secret do you and the two of them have?"
The manager was so frightened that he waved his hand quickly, "No, no. I should go to bed, you guys are busy slowly." After speaking, he left immediately.
Xiao Wang looked at the administrator, and then at Lin Meng, frowning, "What a weird person."
Lin Meng coughed and coughed, "Xiao Wang, aren't you looking for Liu Xin?"
"Yes, where is Liu Xin?"
"She's gone. So the lounge is vacant, you can use it whatever you want."
"Okay, but where did she go?"
"Then don't ask, if you have a lounge, you can use it."
Xiao Wang nodded and pushed open the concealed door.
Sure enough, there was no one in the lounge.
Little Wang said, "Mom, I really left. Not bad, now we have a place to sleep."
Director Peng frowned, "No, Xiao Wang, hurry up and get the air freshener, and spray it well. It smells like a fox and it kills you."
Xiao Wang nodded, "I receive it, I will get it now."