Chapter 1591: Now, I would like to ask you, who has not taken a bath for more than three days?
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1172 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:44:39
After listening to Old Man Wang's analysis, everyone thought it made sense, but they were frightened.
The child's mother said, "Uncle Wang, as you said, that monster-like guy is hiding in the crowd, and we can't see him now. What should we do? Isn't this guy an invisible person?"
The manager said, "Yes, Lao Wang, the point is that we can't see him, and we can't catch him."
Old man Wang frowned, "Just so, in order to prevent him from making trouble again, we simply stand together, standing crowded together, so that he has no time. He can't make trouble."
Everyone said in unison, "Well, this is a good way. We are all huddled together now, so that he won't squeeze into the crowd again and pat and touch."
Everyone hurriedly stood together. In order to prevent the baby from being pinched again, everyone took the initiative to protect the child's mother in the middle.
When Master Azan saw this, he laughed, "Huh? It's really stupid. Do you think that I can't toss you by being crowded together? It's so naive."
Zhong Kui cursed, "You despicable fellow, come up quickly and don't harm the innocent people below."
Master Azan smiled, "Master Zhong Kui, if you don't dare to come down and fight me, you'd better keep your voice down. To tell you the truth, I haven't played enough down there yet."
Just as Master Azan triumphed and everyone panicked, a strange and familiar voice suddenly sounded.
ChirpChirp
Hearing this strange noise, Old Man Wang immediately became excited.
"Huh? It's this voice, I hear it again."
Everyone became nervous and said in unison, "What sound?"
ChirpChirp
The strange sound sounded again.
Old man Wang said, "This should be the sound from the invisible person. If we track the direction of the sound, we will definitely be able to catch him."
The child's mother exclaimed, "I heard it there. The sound came from the flower pond."
Master Azan was frightened, because the child's mother was right, he was hiding by the flower pond at this moment. He stared at the small tent set up in his crotch and cursed in a low voice, "Hey, fox, you bastard, stop screaming, are you going to kill me? Shut me up, do you hear me!"
ChirpChirp
That thing didn't respond to Master Azan's roar, and instead screamed louder.
This time, almost everyone present heard the cries of the thing.
"Over there, on the edge of the red rose."
Master Azan was shocked when he heard this, and said to his heart, "Oh my god, this is even the specific location determined, let's run quickly. As soon as he threw his leg away, the angry crowd arrived with stone sticks. They threw stones at the rose flower and swiped it with a stick. In the blink of an eye, the rose flower was destroyed. On the ground, the red petals were scattered all over the ground, and they were almost uprooted. Even with it, a few rose flowers next to it also suffered.
The manager looked at the messy Huachi and frowned, "It seems that we have been tossing for a long time and didn't hit him at all."
The child's mother was surprised, "Manager, how can you be sure we didn't hit him?"
The manager sighed, "It's very simple, there is no blood on the ground. And we didn't hear his scream. From these two points, we can conclude that we didn't hit him at all."
The child's mother said, "But I heard that sound from here just now. Could it be that I heard it wrong?"
Old man Wang said, "You heard right, he was here just now, but when we got here, he had already ran away, so we didn't hit him. He is a big man, and his head is not stupid. Seeing us coming over to beat him, it was normal for him to run away."
Everyone said dejectedly, "Huh? We were just busy working for a long time?"
At this moment, the familiar voice sounded again.
ChirpChirp
Everyone immediately felt as if they were stimulating, "Oh? Just behind us, fight! Fight together!"
This time, the thing was called so suddenly that Master Azan couldn't avoid it. In an instant, stone sticks rained down on him.
But Master Azan did not dare to speak out, because if he said something, it meant that he was here and had to be beaten silently.
The manager frowned. "What's the matter? There is no sound anymore. This is a weird cry. It always stops after two calls."
The child’s mother leaned over, sniffed hard, and frowned, "Who is this? Hasn’t taken a bath for a month, why is it so smelly? It smells sour, huh? It’s body odor. Yes, I’m right. The smell is the most sensitive, this smell is body odor."
Sister-in-law came over immediately, "Where does it smell? I smell it."
Sister-in-law frowned and finished smelling, and immediately pointed to the young man and said, "It's him, that smell comes from him."
The young man was anxious, "Sister-in-law, what are you talking about? I take a bath every day. I wish I could wash it three times a day and spray perfume after the bath. How could it smell? You haven't taken out your nose for a few days and your nostrils are blocked Live now?"
Sister-in-law was embarrassed, came over and smelled it again, "But I think the smell is right by your side."
The young man said, "The smell is by my side, and it doesn't mean that I have a smell. If you don't believe it, everyone will come and smell it."
Everyone rushed over immediately, smelling the smell of the young man, and then shook their heads together, "It's not him, this young man smells delicious."
Seeing the crowd around the young man smelling it, Master Azan, who was standing next to the young man, was both embarrassed and frightened. The embarrassment was that the stench on his body had smoked others, and of course he was even more afraid of being discovered where he was hiding.
However, at this moment, he can only stand still.
Zhong Kui smiled, "You stupid is really dirty, you can smoke everyone. Are you taking a bath every few months? How smelly?"
Master Azan said angrily, "Master Zhong Kui, you are not a dribble person when I look at you. If we don't talk about the second brother, you should shut up."
Old man Wang said, "Now, may I ask you, anyone who hasn't bathed for more than three days? Don't be embarrassed, take the initiative to admit it without washing. We have to find the invisible person now."
The manager said, "Pharaoh, do you now suspect that the smell is the body odor of invisible people?"
Old man Wang nodded, "Yes, it is very possible."
The manager said, "Quickly, the person who hasn't bathed in three days will stand up immediately. We must find him immediately."
Two strong men stood up.
Old man Wang stepped forward and smelled the smell of them, and found that besides the sour smell of sweat, they also smelled of tobacco and alcohol. However, there is no body odor.
"It's not the two of them. Now, it's obvious that the smell is from the invisible person we are looking for."