Chapter 1666: what? Kowtow? Okay, then I will kowtow now.
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1178 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:45:00
Master Azan looked back at the nurses, dumbfounding.
The nurses sighed, "Poor doctor, he is completely crazy. It seems that he is usually tortured by his wife."
The doctor laughed, "You don't understand, it's not torture, it's love, at least my wife thinks it's her love for me. I know that there are many kinds of love, and my wife just loves me too much."
The nurses were anxious and said in unison, "Doctor, wake up. Your wife is not here at all, and we are not her spies."
The doctor shouted, "Lying! You are all lying! You are her spies, let's talk about what benefits she has given you, and you are helping her so hard. I know she will be willing to spend money in order to cultivate spies, I The relatives in the family were like this, and she bought them one by one."
The nurses stepped forward anxiously, and grabbed the doctor, "Doctor, don't be confused again, you wake up. We are not spies, and we have not been bought by anyone."
The doctor said painfully, "You bastards, why do you want to monitor me for my wife? Can't I do something I want to do? I am a big man, and it is really painful to be bound by her like this."
The nurses said, "Doctor, wake up. We don't even know your wife or even meet her. How can we monitor you for her?"
The doctor turned around anxiously, then suddenly stopped and stared at everyone's faces.
"Well, my wife is such a person. After she put down her eyeliner, she told the informant not to speak out. My wife has always been a delicate person."
Master Azan could not help but laugh, "Return the informant? Didn't you regard your wife as a KGB?"
The doctor covered his face with his hands, looking very painful.
"Wife, you give me a little freedom, okay? I'm really under your control so hard. I just want to dance with those little cuties. In fact, dancing is not a weird thing, is it? Please, promise me I will disobey you this time. From now on I will listen to you all. What do you say. Look at the clothes and shoes that I wear over the years, and even the underwear, which must be what you like, as long as I dare Wearing clothes you don’t like, besides refusing to wash, you will have all kinds of vicious curses and insults. You won’t shut up until I throw those clothes in the trash can. Today, I’m just such a small Please promise me, wife."
The nurses were surprised, "Doctor, who are you talking to? Your wife is not here at all."
Master Azan sighed, "The doctor is now insane. All he sees are hallucinations. In his hallucinations, his wife should be standing in front of him with a serious face."
At this time, I saw the doctor knelt down with a puff.
"My wife, I beg you, I just want to dance, please don't control me so cruelly. Let me dance, okay? I only need one minute, one minute. I just want to hold the baby's tender palm , Dance with those kids. I have such a small wish. Today, if you don’t promise me, I won’t get up."
The nurses stepped forward and grabbed the doctor, trying to pull him up.
But the doctor struggled desperately and just couldn't get up.
The nurses said, "Doctor, wake up. Your wife is not here at all, you are kneeling in the air."
The doctor shook his head desperately, "What are you doing? It's best to stay away and don't interfere with our husband and wife. My wife just said that I should kneel and not get up, otherwise I won't be given food tonight, and I will not be allowed to sleep in bed. I can bear without eating, but when I am old, I always sleep on the floor and my back hurts. So I hope you have pity on me, I know my wife is a knife-mouthed tofu, I just need to kneel for a while, her anger will disappear As long as her anger disappears, I will have dinner and bed tonight."
The nurses looked at each other, all dumbfounded.
Master Azan sighed, "Forget it, he is willing to kneel, so let him kneel."
At this time, the doctor spoke again.
The doctor wiped his tears and said, "My wife, tell me, what do I have to do so that you can calm down? I'm really not a human, and I always make you cry. Ah? You said you want to slap your mouth, well, since you say slap your mouth, I I'll show you my palm." After finishing speaking, he really raised his palm and slapped it against his own face.
Everyone was stunned.
The doctor's slap was really hard. After more than a dozen slaps, his faces immediately swelled like steamed buns.
The nurses were frightened from ear to ear.
"Damn, this doctor really beats himself."
Master Azan smiled bitterly, "What makes people wonder is that I beat myself so hard, and I haven't woken up yet, I am still confused."
After the doctor swelled his fan, he finally burst into tears.
"My wife, are you still unwilling to forgive me? I just dance with those kids, not with beautiful women, do you understand? Why are you always so careful? In your heart, don't even have a few children Are they just a bunch of newborn babies, all of them are pink and cute. Don’t you also like children? What? You said that they are children from other people’s families, so I don’t want to like them. Okay, I get it, I Now I just want to dance with them for a minute. Why? Still can’t? Then what do you want me to do? Ah? Knocking? Okay, then I'll just kowtow now. Wife, let's talk about it. Yes, after I kowtow, you will allow me to dance with those children, come, pull the hook, and that’s all. I’ll kowtow to my wife first, and then go dance with the children."
After the doctor finished speaking, he immediately banged his head.
The floor in the operating room is tiled, and this pass is knocked down.
The white tiles soon showed blood stains.
The nurses exclaimed, "God, the doctor's head is bleeding."
At this moment, where the nurses could stand aside and watch the excitement, they immediately swarmed up and dragged the doctor to the next hospital bed and let him lie down.
The doctor struggled desperately, shouting like a pig.
"Let go of me, I'm kowtow to my wife. Don't you know? You have to interrupt me, this is over, my wife is angry. Wife, don't be angry, it's not that I want to stop, it's them , They stopped me, these nasty nurses, they are just nosy."
The doctor jumped out of the bed and knelt on the ground again.
The nurses were already scared and rushed to grab him.
The doctor cried, "Don't touch me, please. I know you are good for me, but my wife is angry. She said that the knock was not counted just now and must be knocked again." After speaking, he pushed everyone away. Continue to kowtow.