Chapter 2020: You actually want to put Lao Tzu in a cage? Are you a dog?
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1190 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:46:19
Wu Yingying approached Master Azan, stretched out his hand to pull at his dirty long hair and beard, and then leaned in, smelling the smell on his body, she couldn't help frowning, "Tsk tsk, do you think I am dirty? Tell the truth. , How many days have you not taken a shower? Your body smells terribly bad, and your mouth smells like a drain. It smells bad."
Master Azan said angrily, "I'm! I've been handcuffed to the bed by Officer Ye, and I don't even have a chance to get out of bed. Where do I go to take a shower?"
Wu Yingying sneered, "From my point of view, that's not the case, right? Look at the cuffs of your robe that are dirty and shiny. Officer Ye has imprisoned you for at least a week, but your robe is at least three months old. It will be dirty and shiny after washing. Am I right?"
The little monster also helped out, "Yes, you are a dirty ghost yourself, and you still hate your mother."
Master Azan turned his face to one side, "I am too lazy to care about you. A pair of crazy."
Wu Yingying smiled, "Seriously, what is your name? I don't know what your name is yet?"
Master Azan rolled his eyes and said in an angry manner, "I am the twin brother of Supreme Treasure, and my name is Supreme Jade."
Wu Yingying said angrily, "Supreme Treasure? Supreme Jade? Are you kidding me? Do you think I don't know that you are talking about Journey to the West?"
Master Azan sneered, "I'm telling the truth, you believe it or not."
The little monster yelled, "Mom, he is lying to you, I know his name, I heard Officer Ye call his name, they call him Azan."
Master Azan said angrily, "You bastard, what do you know? Officer Ye and they all shouted indiscriminately."
Wu Yingying smiled, "Look, the children have exposed you, and even the newborn child can't hide your lies."
Seeing mother and son hugging each other, laughing endlessly, Master Azan pretended to be calm, "Hey, Wu Yingying, I haven't asked what you do?"
"I am a certified public accountant."
"Oh, no, dress up for you, and depending on your drinking capacity, I thought you were a street girl. I didn't expect you to have a decent job."
"Of course, I work in a state-owned enterprise, and I have an iron rice bowl. As for Azan, what do you do?"
Before Master Azan had time to speak, the little monster answered him immediately.
"Azan is a mage, and most of the mages live by the benefactor. As long as he is not bad and can help the benefactor solve the problems, the income will not be bad."
Master Azan said angrily, "Bah, you little monster, who wants you to talk too much."
As soon as the voice fell, Wu Yingying suddenly softened and fell on the sofa, snoring.
Master Azan exclaimed, "Mom, I also served Wu Yingying. She was talking and suddenly fell asleep."
The little monster sneered, "Isn't it better for her to sleep, so that she won't pester you to ask this and that again."
Master Azan angrily said, "You bastard, you bastard, I know why you want to save me, you are not trying to save me at all, you are trying to save your old fox, you mainly want to bring it out ."
The little monster said, "Since you know everything, why should you say it? Wouldn't it be better to keep some things in your heart?"
"Your father, deliberately leaning on me, the purpose is to parasite on me."
The little monster laughed loudly, "Because father needs nutrients, and you are the fool who provides nutrients for his father."
"You little bastard, it's too much. If you have the ability, don't untie this rope in your life. As long as you untie the rope, the first thing I will do is to cut the root of life. "
The little monster suppressed his laughter hard, "Unfortunately, I will never untie the rope, and now you have lost all your mana, so you can only stay here honestly."
"You little fox, I won't let you father and son succeed."
After finishing speaking, Master Azan once again secretly tried to gather the true energy, but unfortunately, even though his face was flushed, he failed. He still couldn't cast a spell to untie the rope that bound him.
Mage Azan roared in pain, "Oh my God, it's really heaven to kill me."
The little monster reached out and patted Mage Azan on the shoulder, laughing, "Azan, stay here obediently. In fact, it's a good idea to be a breeder for my father. I definitely promise you to eat and drink every day. , Because only in this way can you provide sufficient supplies for my father."
"Asshole, you fox father and son will be condemned by God sooner or later."
The little monster said viciously, "Azan, the person who should be condemned by the heavens is you. If you hadn't killed my father cruelly, and then refined into a bead, would you have fallen to where you are today?"
Master Azan was choked and speechless.
"So, everything has an effect and there must be a cause. All troubles are caused by you. Since you have caused so many troubles, why should you be afraid of the consequences?"
After speaking, the little monster jumped off the sofa and went around the whole house.
"Hey, little monster, what are you doing? Turning around, like a revolving lantern."
"I'm thinking about what to do with you."
"Huh? You don't want to kill me, do you?"
"No, my father needs your body to provide support. How could I kill you? If I kill you, my father will only wither. For my dear father, I will never kill you. "
"Then what are you going to do?"
Master Azan looked at the little monster's malicious eyes and was frightened.
"In order to prevent you from escaping, I have to find a place to lock you up. Unfortunately, there is no cage in this room."
Master Azan was furious, "You little bitch, you actually want to put Lao Tzu in a cage? Are you a dog for Lao Tzu?"
The little monster shook his head, "No, I didn’t treat you as a dog. Besides, dogs are not suitable animals to be kept in cages. Dogs are used for leashing. Huh? One sentence reminded me, yes, I can leash you. On the pillars. But where are pillars in this room?"
The little monster looked around, finally, his eyes locked in the bathroom.
"Oh, yes, aren’t there many water pipes in the bathroom? I’ll tie you to the water pipe. When it’s dawn, I will ask my mother to buy handcuffs, and then change the handcuffs and handcuff you to the water pipe. In this case, you Don't even think about going out."
Master Azan opened his mouth wide, listening to the little monster's thoughts, and finally figured out the little monster's plan, and couldn't help but feel desperate, "You little monster, you have no right to treat me like this. You are illegal detention. Illegal behavior."
The little monster sneered, "Hmph, it is illegal for me to detain you. Then what is the cruel behavior of killing my father and practicing Meizhu?"