Chapter 2039: Humph, good men don't fight cats.
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1312 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:46:24
At present, Ye Tian and his party are whispering at the door of Wu Yingying's house. The little monster staying in the room can naturally hear clearly. You know, the little monster has half the blood of a fox, and its hearing ability is better than that of humans. Much more sensitive.
At this time, Wu Yingying was already drunk and fell on the sofa, sleeping like a pig.
After being hit hard, Master Azan was still in a coma.
In the whole house, only the little monster is awake.
In fact, the little monster was drinking just now, and the voice outside the door caught its attention.
The little monster is not a fool. It leaned on the door mirror and froze immediately.
"Oh, many people have come, and there is a little Taoist priest who seems to be very powerful. What should I do?"
Officer Ye, the little monster is naturally not afraid, but the little Taoist is different. The little Taoist knows magic, and he may not be his opponent.
After all, the little monster is a newborn child, so he panicked for a while. It came to Wu Yingying's side in two hops and stretched out his hand to push her hard.
"Mom, wake up, someone is here."
Wu Yingying fell asleep in a daze. Hearing the shouts, she barely opened her eyes to take a look. Her mouth was vague and said, "Baby, what are you talking about? Mom is sleepy. Let's talk about something when mom wakes up." Finished, fell asleep again.
"Mom, don't sleep. The police are here and brought a little Taoist priest. We're going to be out of luck."
"Baby, stop arguing. Mom is very sleepy. When Mom wakes up, let's drink together again."
After Wu Yingying finished speaking, she continued to snore.
The little monster was desperate, and sighed, "This mother, she's a drunkard, she can't help me with anything except drinking and sleeping."
As soon as the voice fell, I suddenly heard a meow, and I looked up and saw the fluffy shadow flashing by on the balcony.
"Oh, it's that nasty kitten, here again. Humph, I should have thought of it, Officer Ye and the others are here, and that kitten will definitely come. Now this little fat cat is on the balcony , I have to know it."
When the little monster finished talking, he flashed around and flew to the balcony, but before his heels stood firm, he felt a cold wind blowing on his face. When he looked intently, a pair of fluffy claws had already grabbed him.
The little monster exclaimed, and quickly stepped aside.
After it got a firm foothold, it was clear that it was the fleshy kitten standing in front of it.
"It's you again, nosy cat."
The Siamese cat hunched over and wailed.
What made the little monster more disturbed was that the Siamese cat tiptoed towards it.
"Damn it! Get out! Don't come here."
But the kitten didn't listen to it at all and continued to approach.
"Little bastard, are you testing my patience? It's a pity that this is not a hospital, otherwise I would have summoned a dead body to tear you to pieces."
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The kitten ignored its threat, and its small paws moved forward slowly, without any intention of stopping.
"Go away, idiot."
As soon as the voice fell, the Siamese cat rushed over again.
The little monster had a bitter experience of being bitten to death by a Siamese cat. Naturally, he had a deep understanding of this fluffy little demon. When he saw it pounce again, his instinct was to escape. So it exclaimed again, flashed to the side, picked up the clothes rail placed on the balcony, followed the Siamese cat, and swiped it desperately.
The Siamese cat drew away flexibly, and the clothes rail hit the balcony window and heard a clatter. Not only was the window glass broken, the clothes rail also broke in two.
"Oh my god, what quality clothes rail is this, it's folded like this."
The little monster threw away the clothes rail in irritation, and looked around the balcony again. It was clear that there was nothing left to defend himself on the balcony.
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But at this moment, the Siamese cat did not intend to give up the attack, or kept roaring and continued to approach.
"Huh! Good guys don't fight cats. I'm too lazy to take care of your boring fat cat."
Rao couldn't beat the Siamese cat, and the little monster still didn't want to lose. Anyway, the cat couldn't talk, and it wouldn't be trick to scold him.
The little monster had nowhere to go, so he had to escape into the house.
There is nothing on the balcony and nowhere to hide. On the contrary, there are more clutter in the cupboards in the house and it is easier to find a hiding place.
However, the Siamese cat didn't seem to have such patience. As soon as the little monster retreated into the house, it immediately attacked again and rushed over.
The little monster exclaimed and fled to the sofa. Wherever the Siamese cat was willing to let it go, he also jumped on the sofa, one cat and one strange, fighting on the sofa.
At this time, Wu Yingying was sleeping soundly on the sofa, and the Siamese cat and the little monster were jumping around on her. She just used it as a tickle and continued to sleep.
It is a pity that the Siamese cat opened its mouth and bit down, and the little monster flashed. The Siamese cat did not bite the little monster, just biting on Wu Yingying's nose.
Wu Yingying was in pain, and immediately screamed and woke up.
"Who? Who bit my nose just now?"
The little monster smiled bitterly, "Mom, you finally woke up."
Wu Yingying rubbed her nose and said sharply, "Baby, who bit her mother just now?"
The little monster pointed at the Siamese cat, "That’s it. This kitten, this cat is Officer Ye’s assistant. It has a grudge against me. When I was in the hospital, it held back against me. Now it’s with Officer Ye. , Ran here."
Wu Yingying got angry when she heard it.
"Well, you cat cub, my baby, you dare to bully, how many heads did you grow? See if I have to take your skin off today."
After Wu Yingying finished speaking, she stood up and ran to the kitchen, grabbed a kitchen knife, and ran out.
"Baby, don't be afraid. There is a mother to protect you. Today, my mother has to strip the cat cub's skin and make a cat skin skirt for the baby."
The little monster slapped his face happily, "Okay, okay, mom, kill this stupid cat, I will wear a cat leather skirt."
Holding a kitchen knife in her hand, Wu Yingying showed a fierce look and walked viciously towards the Siamese cat.
The Siamese cat was really scared now. It stepped back and was forced into the corner by Wu Yingying.
"Huh, bullying my baby, so you can't die."
After Wu Yingying finished speaking, she raised her kitchen knife and chopped it down.
The Siamese cat deserves to be a responsive cat. Before the kitchen knife fell, it jumped out of the corner flexibly, but it was still standing, and another kitchen knife cut it off.
The Siamese cat was too scared to avoid it and let out a stern meow.
Fortunately, although the force of this knife was not small, it was a pity that it was cut off the wrong way, and the kitchen knife was stuck on the cabinet where the Siamese cat was squatting and could not be pulled out.
"Damn it! Too bad!"
Wu Yingying took the boss's energy before pulling out the kitchen knife.
"My rosewood cabinet is all ruined, kittens, all to blame you."
Wu Yingying was furious, and continued to slash at the Siamese cat with a kitchen knife. Although it was a miss, the situation of the Siamese cat was extremely critical.
At the same time, that expensive rosewood cabinet was chopped by Wu Yingying and sawdust fly around and become a pile of waste.