Chapter 2216: Little monster tricks the dean
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1210 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:47:01
The little monster hid in the shadow of the corridor, eavesdropping for a long time, couldn’t help but jump out, snatched the lunch box from the little nurse’s hand, and laughed, "Hey, isn’t it just a box of lunch? Yes, since the dean refuses to eat, he can just eat it for me and give me some ink. The meal is cold and it won’t taste good.
After that, you’re welcome, and then snatched the spoon from the nurse’s hand and gulped. I ate it in big mouthfuls.
After the little monster finished the meal, the little nurse recovered and shouted, "God, the little monster is here."
The little monster threw the lunch box, rushed to the table, jumped up, and punched the little nurse on the chin. The little nurse fainted in shock.
Upon seeing this, the dean trembled with fright.
"Don't, don't kill me."
The little monster smiled, "Dean, don't be afraid, I really wanted to kill you before, but this time, I don't want to kill you."
"You lie to me, don't come over, have you tortured me enough?"
"It's far from enough. I found it interesting to torture the dean."
The little monster smiled and jumped onto the wheelchair, stood on the dean's belly, and laughed. The dean was so scared that he almost peeed his pants, but he was tied to a wheelchair and could not move. After struggling violently, the wheelchair turned over and fell to the ground with him. The dean looked at the little nurse who was still lying on the ground. Howling desperately.
The little monster knelt down and giggled as he looked at the dean who was crying into tears.
"President, you are really useless."
"Yes, I'm useless, I'm old, please don't kill me."
"I'm not here to kill you, on the contrary, I'm here to help you."
Hearing this, the dean felt that Monk Zhang Er couldn't help but his eyes widened.
"Help me? What are you talking about? What can you do for me? I really don't see anything worthy of your help."
"Oh? Don't you really want to rescue Ma Xiaoli? Maybe I can help you."
"Huh? Can you help me save Xiaoli?"
Now, the dean was tempted.
In order to achieve the goal of temptation to succeed, the little monster unfastened the belt strapped to the dean and rescued the dean from the wheelchair.
The dean finally got rid of the shackles, felt relieved, and immediately stood up and walked out, "Ah, Xiaoli, I'm going to find Xiaoli now." As a result, he didn't take two steps, and he slammed into the door immediately.
The dean got up in embarrassment and said embarrassedly, "I'm so sorry, without my glasses, I'm just like a blind man, I can't see clearly."
"Aren't the glasses? Look at what this is?"
The little monster smiled and raised his glasses to the dean, who immediately grabbed it and put it on.
"My glasses, now I can finally see clearly. You don't know how painful I am without glasses today."
The little monster waved to the dean, "Come on, come with me."
The dean pointed to the little nurse lying on the ground, "Then what should she do?"
The little monster smiled, "She's okay, she just fainted and can't die. Come, come with me now."
The dean involuntarily followed the little monster, and the little monster walked to the office door with the iron fence and stopped.
"Isn't this my office? Why did you bring me here?"
The dean looked at the little monster with a puzzled face.
The little monster blinked its long slender eyes, with a mysterious smile on its mouth.
"Don't you miss Xiaoli very much? Now, I will let Xiaoli sing to you."
"Ah? Really? But how can Xiaoli sing when she is frozen in the refrigerator?"
"Don't worry, as long as you want to listen, I naturally have a way to ask her to sing."
"Of course I want to listen, then you can let Xiaoli sing to me, there is only mother in the world."
"Okay, then let Xiaoli sing to you the song you love the most. There is only mother in the world."
After the little monster finished speaking, he immediately pulled the dean to the window, "Come on, you stare at the refrigerator."
The dean lay on the window, staring at the refrigerator, frowning, "But no one is singing at all?"
"Don't worry, Xiaoli just told me that she needs to prepare, it will take about two minutes, and it will be done right away. Well, well, she said that she is ready to start."
The dean looked at the serious little monster suspiciously and opened his eyes suspiciously.
"Don't look at me, look at the refrigerator."
At the urging of the little monster, the dean turned his face and stared at the refrigerator.
The little monster immediately recited the spell silently.
With the sound of the curse, a sweet song came from the refrigerator. It was the song that was so popular that only mothers are good.
The dean was utterly drunk, and when he heard the emotional part, he knocked on the glass and cried loudly.
"Xiaoli, my poor boy, you are so unfortunate."
When the song ended, the singing stopped abruptly. The dean felt unhappy, and begged the little monster, "My kid, please, let Xiaoli sing one more song."
The little monster shook his head, "No! Xiaoli said she was tired and couldn't sing anymore."
The dean was extremely depressed and cried again.
Of course, this is just the trick of the little monster. It just let the dean listen to the song just to entice the dean to do things for himself willingly. Now that the goal has been achieved, it doesn't bother to continue to cast the spell to make the frozen head sing.
The dean knew that the little monster would not help him anymore, sad and disappointed, he could only sigh helplessly, at this moment he suddenly remembered the little monster's previous promise.
"By the way, didn't you promise to help me rescue Xiaoli?"
"Yes, I did agree."
"But why are you helping me?"
At this time, the dean is completely awake. There is no free lunch in this world. The little monster is not a good stubble. Where can it help itself in vain?
The little monster smiled, "Well, the dean is a smart person, so I won't go around with you, of course I won't help you in vain, because I need you to help me do things."
The dean laughed secretly, it was an equivalent exchange, I knew how could the little monster help me so kindly? So just ask it.
"What do you need me to do?"
The little monster immediately attached to the dean's ear and whispered.
The dean was shocked when he heard this, "No! I can't do this. I'm a principled person. I can't do this kind of thing."
The little monster laughed, "Principles have a shit? Can principles help you rescue Xiaoli?"
The dean was startled, speechless.
The little monster took the opportunity to smile and said, "Dean, how about it? To put it bluntly, you help me, I help you, and I help each other. In this way, you can save Xiaoli and I can save my parents, He Le Not for it?"
The courtyard sighed for a long time, then raised his head, looked at the little monster, and nodded.
The little monster smiled, "Well, since the dean has no objection, let's start acting now."
The dean walked towards the elevator with a serious face, and the little monster followed behind.