Chapter 2298: "Woke up" another one
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1271 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:47:23
The quarrel between the ugly girl and the old man, the little monster heard clearly, the old man is now fighting it higher and higher, it really can't get off the stage. With its little hand on its back, it stomped on the bedboard, as if every time it stepped on, a new idea would pop up, but what made it depressed was that it really didn't seem to explain the case.
The old man coughed and coughed triumphantly, "Children, it's not just anyone who can explain the case. It's like many people now write mystery novels, and they are taking training courses and copying things, thinking that they can write. Good stuff. Actually, if you want to write a good reasoning novel, you must have logical thinking. If you don’t have logical thinking, you can’t write a good reasoning novel. It seems that you are now, maybe you are too young now. You don’t have logical thinking, so you can’t explain the case, and I can understand this.
The little monster was finally annoyed. It stalked three feet high on the bed and yelled fiercely, "Bad old man, don't think you can explain the case. I can explain it too. Wait and see."
The little monster suddenly changed his face, and raised Lao Gao with a full face, scaring the old man back three steps.
"Little friend, what are you going to do?"
The little monster squinted his narrow eyes, hehe hey, "I plan to let the dead speak, let them say to themselves, how did they die?"
The old man was stunned and suddenly realized what the little monster was going to do. He opened his eyes wide and stammered, "Ah? Let the deceased speak? Are you planning to—"
The little monster smiled, "Bad old man, it seems that your brain is not slow."
The ugly girl and the girl were confused when they heard, they rushed over, surrounded the old man, and the ugly girl asked loudly, "What do you want to do, kid? What are you talking about?"
The old man sighed, "If I'm not mistaken, it is intended to let your husband and son talk."
The ugly girl was taken aback, "Huh? Kid, are you really going to let my husband and son talk?"
The little monster nodded, "Yes."
The girl was surprised, "My boy, what can you do to make my uncle and cousin speak?"
The old man snorted coldly, "What else can be used? It only needs to tear off the talisman on the foreheads of your uncle and cousin."
The little monster nodded, "Yes, this old man is too right. I just need to tear off the talisman, and your uncle and cousin will be ‘resurrected’ immediately, just like you."
The old man was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother, little bastard, you tore off the ugly lady's charms, she has been tossing all night, now you tore off the charms again to liberate her husband and children. This morgue happens to be Put together a table of mahjong, can it stop? Ouch, the night shift tonight is indescribably depressed.
The little nine in the old man’s belly, the little monster naturally didn’t know, the ugly girl saw the old man’s face black, and she understood most of it in her heart, so she falsely comforted, "Old man, don’t you always think that your reasoning is OK? My husband and My son'woke up', maybe he can just verify your reasoning."
Of course this sounded smoothly, the old man laughed, but he quickly settled, "I hope so, but I don't think things are that simple. Anyway, I still insist on the idea of a serial killer committing the crime. ."
The little monster smiled, "Well, now, no matter what the truth is, I'll still tear off the charms on your husband and son's foreheads and let them tell you how they died." After speaking, the fleshy calf slightly As soon as he tried hard, he immediately jumped onto the bed of the ugly husband next to him.
The three people present all stared at the little monster with wide eyes, to see what it would do next.
After the little monster stood firmly on the bed, he immediately walked to the head of the corpse and stopped, bent over, brushed the floor, and tore off the talisman on the forehead of the corpse. The corpse immediately vacated the ground, sat up, and covered it. My chest coughed, coughed and coughed, and sprayed a lot of water. The water is not clean, there are many plants.
"What happened? I feel like I'm choked. It's painful."
The ugly husband spoke, his voice was hoarse and low, and it sounded very painful. He coughed for a long time, and vomited a lot of water before he could barely stop it.
The old man didn't feel dirty and stinky, so he beat him back thoughtfully. The old man is so affectionate to him, there is naturally a reason, the old man also expects him to speak his own reasoning words. At present, because he is sitting on the bed, the old man blocked his sight, he has not seen his wife and niece yet. In his field of vision, he could only see the old man and the little monster. At this time, both the old man and the little monster looked at him with a smile. It's like looking at a gorilla in a cage.
He raised his head and looked at the old man and the little monster standing in front of him suspiciously. However, when he saw the little monster, his face suddenly changed, "Ah? What is this? Did I see an alien? Or am I already on an alien planet now?"
But he looked at the old man's wretched smiling face, and felt something wrong, "I said, old man, are you not a human? How could you be with this alien?"
The little monster heard the three words alien, and he didn't know whether it was praise or derogation. He immediately sank his face. When he saw the little monster's face changed, he immediately shrank into a ball with horror, "Oh, is it possible that I made a mistake? Not an alien?"
The little monster gritted his teeth and said, "Idiot, I am not an alien, I am an out-and-out earth creature." Here, the little monster didn't say that he was a human being, it was because the little monster always pretended to be better than humans. More advanced creatures, it disdains to say that it is a human being.
The old man smiled, "This kid is a very clever little prodigy, he is an alien, besides, you are still on earth now, you have not left the earth."
The ugly woman's husband was relieved and relaxed. He turned his face, and suddenly saw a dead body lying on the bed next to him, and immediately screamed in fright.
"Where is this place? Why are there dead bodies?"
He stretched his head to see, and he felt cold all over, damn, it wasn't a dead body yet.
"Old man, what exactly is this place? Why are there so many dead bodies?"
The old man smiled and said, "This is the morgue. I am the guard on the night shift in the morgue."
His mouth was wide open and his face was deformed in astonishment.
"The morgue? Why am I in the morgue?"
The old man smiled bitterly, "Good question. The point of your question is that the morgue is not a restaurant or a supermarket. The morgue is not a good place. There is only one reason why you can appear here, and that is-you have already died."
"Huh? So I'm already dead!"
The ugly husband was dumbfounded for a while, let go of his throat, and cried loudly.