Chapter 2304: shape
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1220 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:47:29
"With your IQ, you definitely can't think of the magical effect of a hammer. Come on, come with me, and I will tell you."
The ugly husband reached out and patted the old man on the shoulder, and the old man screamed in pain.
"Are you so vulnerable?"
"It's not that I'm fragile, but your slap is too heavy, like an iron fan, slap it on the shoulder with a slap, I feel that the bones on the shoulder are almost broken."
The ugly husband retracted his hand, took a closer look, and then smiled, "Huh? My palm has such a strong strength? But I usually shoot my wife with this force?"
The old man smiled bitterly, "That's because your wife has a strong physique. I am so old that I can't bear your shot." He cursed in his heart, that fat lady in your family, who is fat, just rammed her with a stone. On the body, it is estimated that she can stand it, just like a okay person.
The ugly girl sneered, "Old thing, do you think my husband knows how to pity Xiangxiyu? Tell you, those gentle routines are all played by women outside. He never knows how to do with me."
The ugly woman's husband said angrily, "Huang Lian Po, are you talking too much? Why do you like to expose my scars so much?"
The ugly girl didn't show weakness, and snorted coldly, "That's because you have too many scars. Are you patching patches now?"
"Huang Lian Po, are you deliberately preventing me from coming to stage?"
"Hmph, do you know that your face is ugly? Your love history is enough to write several romance novels."
Next, the couple glared at each other and stared at each other for a moment. The husband of an ugly woman chose Mingjin to retreat.
"Forget it, it's a woman's opinion anyway. I don't bother to be familiar with you."
The ugly woman's husband waved at the old man, "Come on, old thing, I will show you the magical effect of this hammer now."
The old man worried that the iron fan-like palm would fall on his shoulder again, and hurried to the side.
"Hey, brother, you go ahead, I'll just follow."
The ugly husband strode out of the duty room and came to the iron bed where the little monster stood before. The old man didn't dare to be negligent, so he had to take a small step and follow him chuckingly. The two stood still in front of the iron bed and looked up at the little monster together. It turns out that they have been tossing for a long time, the little monster has always maintained the previous posture, standing still with his teeth.
The old man said in surprise, "Oh, this kid, he's been here for a long time. Isn't he tired?"
The girl also ran over and asked, "Kid, you keep gnawing your teeth, will you be tired?"
Although everyone present looked at the little monster with surprised eyes, the little monster still stood with teeth, like a plaster.
The ugly girl tweeted, "Oh, in my opinion, isn't this kid locked up?"
The girl was shocked, "It shouldn't be." After speaking, she stretched out her hand and shook it in front of the little monster.
While the girl's little hand was shaking, everyone clearly saw that the little monster's eyeballs rolled in the slender eye sockets, and even though they turned extremely fast, they were caught by everyone. At this time, the two women were not calm, screaming in unison, and flashed aside.
The ugly husband sneered, "You women, you are just as timid as a mouse. Watch me take care of it. It can't move now. What are you afraid of it?"
The girl was shocked, "Master, this kid was fine just now, but now he can't move suddenly?"
The old man was so frightened, "Don't ask me, this child is so weird, and it appears inexplicably, I really don't understand it."
The ugly woman’s husband smiled,
Old stuff, where did you care about this gadget coming out of it? Taking advantage of it’s inability to move now, just taking the opportunity to teach it a lesson, why tell it not to stay at home and drink milk. It’s okay. Instead, it ran into the morgue to make trouble. It was because it was asking for trouble. It should be unlucky."
Seeing her husband's fierce look, the ugly woman quickly asked, "Husband, what are you going to do?"
The ugly woman’s husband licked his yellow teeth, showing a wretched smile,
Since this gadget has been standing in this position, it doesn’t mean that it is waiting for me to clean it up?
The little monster remained motionless.
Everyone present could see that the ugly husband's eyes were cold and unkind.
The girl angrily said, "Uncle, I'm afraid it's a bit too much for you to take advantage of the danger. Besides, this kid is still a baby doll. Do you have a good conscience?"
"Niece, you shut up, there is no place for you to talk. Now I will show you this hammer."
The ugly husband finished speaking and raised the hammer in his hand high.
The ugly girl sighed, "Isn't it just an ordinary hammer? What's there to see."
The old man cursed secretly, really crazy, who has never seen a hammer? You still have to look so high?
The ugly husband shook his head, "No! My dear wife, you are wrong. Have you carefully observed the appearance of this hammer?"
The girl frowned, "Uncle, isn't the shape of any hammer in the world like this? In my opinion, this hammer has nothing special at all."
The ugly woman’s husband shook his head,
No! Your observation is too weak, don’t you see that this hammer is in the shape of a hammer on one end and two sharp teeth on the other. These two sharp teeth look very sharp and completely It can be used as a screwdriver."
The ugly girl seemed to understand her husband's intentions at once, and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Husband, what do you want to do?"
The ugly husband laughed, "A husband is better than a wife. It seems that my scumbag knows my intentions."
The girl was surprised, "Auntie, what does uncle want to do?"
The ugly girl gritted her teeth and said, "Your uncle is going to use the sharp teeth on the hammer to pry the children's teeth."
The girl and the old man suddenly realized, and exclaimed in unison, "God, this is too cruel, right?"
The ugly woman’s husband sneered,
What’s so cruel? I’ve just said that now, this little gadget has been standing with teeth, seeming to be waiting for me to do something. If I don’t do anything now, would it? It's not letting it stand here and wait for a long time."
The ugly girl persuaded, "Husband, are you crazy? The kid is standing still, naturally for its own reasons, but if you take the opportunity to pry its teeth, it's your fault."
The old man smiled bitterly, "Yes, you are an adult, why bother to attack a milk doll and pry its teeth off."
The ugly woman's husband sneered, "The reason I pry its teeth is to prove to you that this child's fangs are dentures."
The girl was surprised, "Uncle, please be normal. In fact, it is just a cute baby, and we all like it. As for whether the fangs in its mouth are real or fake. It doesn't matter. No proof at all."