Chapter 2306: Bite
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1274 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:47:30
The ugly woman's husband was frightened by the little monster's actions. He looked at the debris on the bed and then at the little monster, shaking with fright. He unconsciously stepped back, trying to hide behind the crowd, but his mind had long been understood by the little monster, so it slammed, over the top of the crowd, and landed on the iron bed in front of him accurately.
The ugly woman's husband was about to escape, when he saw the little monster descending from the sky, and immediately paralyzed to the ground.
The little monster giggled, jumped in front of him, and said viciously, "Want to pry my teeth?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing? This is what happened just now, and there are so many people who testify for me, how dare you say there is nothing?"
The ugly husband sat on the ground silently, his face full of depression.
"Hey, speak? You bastard, don't you think my teeth are dentures? Now, do you want to try it?"
After the little monster finished speaking, he grabbed his hand and placed it to his mouth, as if to bite down.
"No."
The ugly husband screamed and wanted to withdraw his hand, but it was like he was pulling a hammer just now. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't draw his hand. Now he was really scared.
"Little monster—oh, kid, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it just now."
The little monster laughed, "I'm sorry, it's too late. Since you don't believe my teeth are real, try it."
The ugly woman's husband is a powerful but cowardly idiot, seeing the shiny fangs and evil smile of the little monster, and he can't withdraw his hand, finally despairing. He was a big man, facing the little monster, he was crying like tears.
"Please, kid, don't bite off my hand."
"Don't worry, you are dead, the dead will not feel pain, because the nervous system of the dead has stopped working, so the tingling from the body surface cannot be reflected to the nerve center, so you will not feel pain. Up."
Seeing the little monster opening his mouth to bite down, the ugly woman's husband was frightened and immediately screamed.
"No! Don't bite, please."
After shouting, he still asked the person next to him for help, "Hey, you three, save me, are you planning to die without saving?"
The old man sneered, "Save what? Didn't you die a long time ago? What do you say that you can't save the dead? What else can you save the dead?"
"You old bastard, aren't you gloating?"
"I'm not gloating. When you were going to bully the kids, I always kindly persuaded you to come. It's because you didn't listen to persuasion and had to go your own way. Who can blame this? You are dead anyway, even if you lose one. The hand won’t hurt either. You can just give it to the kid as a toy for that hand."
"Asshole! You old stuff, what are you talking about? Dare to feel that this hand is not yours, you just give it away."
The little monster said angrily, "Shut up all of you, I'm going to bite."
The ugly husband closed his eyes in fright and cried loudly, "My wife, save me."
The ugly girl hurriedly stepped forward and persuaded, "Little friend, please. Raise your hand and let my husband go. He did something wrong just now. Now that he knows that he was wrong, please forgive him. Just give me face. Okay?"
The little monster chuckled, pointing at the ugly woman and cursed, "You and your husband and wife are going to kill your niece. You are not good people at all, you are all bad people who are more than dead. You are so bad, you should die! Besides, I don't even know you at all, so what kind of face do I have with you? You don't want to beg for face by relying on the old in front of me." After speaking, opened his mouth and bite.
The ugly woman’s husband heard his wife begging for him, and quickly opened his eyes to look. Unexpectedly, his wife’s request was scolded by the little monster. After another look, the fangs mouth was bitten down again, and he couldn’t help feeling desperate. Weep again.
The girl laughed and said, "Uncle, it doesn’t hurt. The big deal is that you lose one hand. Anyway, you are dead. The dead don’t need to eat or drink, they don’t need to work or study, and they don’t need to go to the toilet. Eliminate these five things. Hands are actually useless. For the dead, it doesn't matter whether or not they are."
The little monster originally planned to bite it down, but when the girl said so, he couldn't help laughing.
"Shut up, you bastard, you are a white-eyed wolf, our husband and wife raised you so much for nothing."
The girl snorted coldly, "Uncle, I analyzed it for my aunt before. Actually, for so many years, you are not raising me, I am raising you. Your family of three has been spending the rent of the house my parents left me. The rent originally belonged to me, but was used by my uncle for gambling, and by my cousin for squandering. My cousin lived a life of spending time and money every day. Where did he get the money? Isn't it spending the rent of my house? "
The ugly woman's husband snorted coldly, his face was blue and he said nothing.
The ugly woman angrily said, "Niece, enough, these are all things in the past. Now our family of three and you are all dead, what's the point of talking about this? No matter how big your house is, then after you die, Can you take it underground?"
The girl sneered, "It's not that the three of you teamed up to kill me, are you embarrassed to say?"
The ugly woman said angrily, "That was also forced by you!"
"Huh! Auntie would say, Auntie, you might as well think about it now. If you are me, now there are three delicious and lazy idlers living in your family. Not only do these three idlers do not want to make progress, they are thinking about what to do from you every day. Calculating the money in your hands, what do you think you will do? Will you do everything possible to drive them out of the house?"
The ugly woman’s husband said angrily,
Enough, don’t be nonsense, you are a ruthless little beast. We knew that when you were waiting to feed, we should strangle you and throw you away, saving you from growing up now. It’s big, I plan to drive us away."
The little monster grabbed the ugly husband's arm, originally intending to bite it down, but now, seeing them arguing again, he suddenly feels good and clucks out of joy.
The old man saw that the three corpses were quarreling again, so he hurried forward and persuaded, "Yes! Stop arguing. To be honest, my head buzzed as soon as I heard you arguing. In fact, even this honest official can hardly break housework. , Your family’s conflicts, no matter how the quarrel is noisy, you don’t know how to quarrel. Don’t quarrel now, just listen to me."
The ugly woman's husband sneered, "Old thing, what nonsense do you have, just say it. My patience is not good, and I'm holding back a lot of fire at this moment, you quickly say, stop the ink."
The old man coughed and coughed, "Little friend, you just said that you should tear off the talisman on your big brother's forehead, isn't it to find out the truth of the case? After you tore the talisman, now it's time for him to toss. You didn’t even ask anything about the case?"