Chapter 2536: Top cylinder
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1230 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:48:25
Seeing the old man frowning and looking serious, everyone was amused.
Luffy smiled and said, "Old man, you are really serious, isn't it just the number of corpses, you still remember it clearly in the notebook."
The old man nodded solemnly, "Of course, this is my job. I am old and have a bad memory. Don't disturb me. Once disturbed, I will be confused again. So I have to take advantage of the time I am still awake, Write down the number of dead bodies. Otherwise, I will forget them all in a while."
Ye Tianjin held back a smile, "Old man, now you have written clearly, can you take us to find that little old man's corpse?"
Luffy smiled and said, "In fact, I don't need the old man to help us find it. I know which body of that little old man is, I'll find it for you." After speaking, he immediately ran out talking to himself until he stopped. Before the corpse bed, he stretched out his hand to lift the white cloth covering the corpse.
When the old man saw this, he immediately shouted, "Hey, boy, don't touch the corpse."
Luffy turned his face, hey hey, "Master, I haven't touched the corpse. I moved the corpse just now. I have been touching the corpse for a long time. I feel that the body is cold, harder, and there is still a rancid smell on the body. , Other things, it doesn't feel much." After speaking, he had to reach out and grab the white cloth.
The old man snorted coldly, rushed forward with a stride, reached out and patted Luffy's hand, Luffy opened his eyes wide and looked at the old man puzzled.
"Little classmate, this corpse is not free to move. If you touch the talisman off, the corpse can sit up, and then be able to move around the room. I have had enough this whole night. ."
Luffy smiled, "Master, you have been worrying too much. If you drop something like a talisman, you can paste it again, it won't work. Why are you so nervous? Come, I'll show you something now."
After Luffy finished speaking, he brushed the floor and lifted the white cloth. Under the white cloth was the body of the sturdy aunt.
The old man was dumbfounded, grabbed the white cloth and wanted to cover it again, but Luffy grabbed his arm.
"Little classmate, are you crazy?"
"Master, I'm not crazy, I just want to show you."
After Luffy finished speaking, he tore off the talisman that was attached to the female corpse’s forehead, the female corpse immediately made a creak in her throat, and then leaped on the ground, sat up, glared at the crowd with that one eye, and yelled, "What are you doing? Who is it?"
Zhuang Mengdie exclaimed in surprise, hiding behind Ye Tian, the Siamese cat was also startled, and meowed along with the owner.
Ye Tian said sternly, "Luffy, what are you doing? Put the talisman back quickly."
As soon as the voice fell, I heard a loud bang. Before everyone recovered, they found that the female corpse had jumped from the morgue bed, glaring at the people, raised her hands, and roared, "Who killed me? Tell me! Tell me quickly."
Everyone was frightened and stupefied, not knowing what to do.
The female corpse couldn’t get an answer, she looked at everyone one by one, and finally fixed her gaze on Lu Fei, grinning grinningly, approaching him, and sternly questioning,
Of all these people, you are the most suspicious. Let’s say, kill me. Is that you?"
Luffy trembled with fright, and went straight back, "Auntie, don't get excited, I didn't kill you."
The female corpse pressed hard at every step, her eyes were fierce, and she gritted her teeth and said, "I said, you are the most suspicious. Come on, why are you killing me? I have no grievances with you."
At this time, Luffy was already scared to pee and had to explain desperately, "Auntie, I really didn't kill you. In fact, I don't even have the courage to kill a mouse. Let alone kill."
Although Lu Fei was telling the truth, it was a pity that the female corpse did not believe him at all.
"Stop talking nonsense. If you didn't kill me, who killed me?"
"Auntie, don't ask me about this, I don't know. In fact, the cause of death of the six of you has not been found out yet."
"Idiot, you useless trash, you deliberately said that you can't find out the truth, but you are actually the murderer!"
The female corpse stretched out her cold finger and poked Luffy's forehead, and the people who had been frightened could not help laughing.
Luffy said aggrieved, "Auntie, I really didn't kill you. You can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing."
The female corpse sneered, "You didn't kill it, who killed it? It's impossible for the five of us to die for no reason."
At this time, Lu Fei had been forced into the corner by the female corpse. Facing the tall female corpse, Lu Fei raised her neck and looked at her hideous and distorted face. A strong sense of depression could not help but breed. But facing the aggressive female corpse, Luffy had no choice but to explain.
"Auntie, you died because your head was pierced by an iron drill. You should know that it takes a lot of strength to pierce a person's head with an iron drill. Look at me, my face is yellow and thin. Does the iron drill pierce your head?"
The female corpse said angrily, "I don't care, someone must be responsible for my death. Now I think you are the most suspicious, so you must be the murderer."
Luffy was shocked when he heard it, "Auntie, why are you wronging anyone?"
The female corpse laughed, "Little Mao, don’t you understand what Auntie said? Auntie means that someone must be held responsible for the death of Auntie. Now that no murderer can be found, then please take responsibility. All right."
Luffy was trembling with fright, "Auntie, what kind of logic are you talking about, you can't find the murderer, so do you use me to top the tank?"
The female corpse nodded, "Yes, you are unlucky. I just want you to come back."
Luffy asked in surprise, "Auntie, are you crazy? What nonsense are you talking about? This is a life-threatening matter, can you catch someone to top the tank?"
The female corpse sneered, "Yes, I just said it, you are unlucky. There must be a saying in everything, since we can't find a murderer, then let you be the murderer."
"Auntie, you are really messing around. As a murderer, you can put on me casually, without considering whether I can kill you?"
"Sorry, kid, I don't have time to write with you."
After the female corpse finished speaking, she took another step forward. At this time, the tall body of the female corpse was completely obscured by the light. Luffy raised her head in horror, looked at the terrible face of the female corpse, and smelled the strong smell of her body, feeling a little at a loss.
"Auntie, what do you want to do?"
"Little friend, I said, I want to use you as the top tank."
Luffy was so frightened, "Put the tank? Why?"
The female corpse laughed loudly, "Children, don't you even know how to top the tank? Since you are the top tank now, then you are the murderer now. Since ancient times, killing people and paying off debts is justified."