Chapter 2538: Mess around
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1198 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:48:26
Lu Fei begged bitterly, "Auntie, no, our family is just a single seedling of mine. If you choke me to death, our family's incense will be cut off."
The female corpse said angrily, "I still care about you so much. Go and die. Oh, I see, it must be the little of my niece who asked you to kill our family of three. Right? It must be the little vixen temptation With you, you were willing to take the risk, willing to kill all three of our family for her, am I right?"
"Auntie, you are so good at making up stories. I really admire your imagination. Your story is perfect. It's a pity that I don't know that sister at all, let alone do such a terrible murder for her. "
"Which sister are you talking about? You bastard."
"Of course it's your niece."
"Huh? You bastard, now that you killed our whole family for her has been exposed, do you still dare to pretend not to know her?"
"Mom, I said, Auntie, you didn't bring such a wrong person, obviously I did not kill you, you can actually go round and round like this, planted on my head, I really admire your imagination. If you were As for the judge, I can only wait to get shot."
Luffy and the female corpse, one was sweating profusely, and the other sternly questioned, causing everyone present to laugh.
Li Yuantai stretched out his hand again and patted the female corpse on the shoulder, "Auntie, please take a good look. You must be interested in such things."
The female corpse turned away impatiently, but when she saw that Li Yuantai was holding a talisman in her hand, she immediately screamed in surprise, threw Luffy away, and flashed aside.
Gao Peng and He Chuyao hurriedly helped Luffy, who was limp, caressed his chest, coughed vigorously, and glared at the female corpse, "This crazy woman, are you finally willing to let go?"
Li Yuantai smiled and said, "Luffy, you are stupid. You can find a talisman and stick it on her body, and she won't be able to move. How about being so scared by her?"
Luffy smiled bitterly, "I've been pinched by her so that I can't find North, and I can still react. What should I do now?"
Li Yuantai took the talisman and walked towards the female corpse who had fled into the corner.
"Auntie, you seem to want to know who killed your family."
The female corpse opened one eye wide, staring at the talisman in Li Yuantai's hand, and nodded mechanically.
"Yes, I really want to know."
Li Yuantai sneered, "Actually, not only do you want to know who the murderer is, we also want to know who the murderer is. However, before the murderer has been thoroughly investigated, your practice of catching a person as a murderer is the murderer. Isn't it a bit too much?"
The female corpse cried, "Then what should I do? All three of our family were killed. Why should there be a saying?"
At this time, Lu Fei had recovered his strength, and when he heard the female corpse say this, his anger rose involuntarily.
"Hey, Auntie, what you said is to use me to top the tank? You are too much. Your life is life, and my life is grass, right?"
The female corpse shook her head vigorously, "No, it's not."
Luffy didn't let anyone else, "Don't admit it, that's what you mean? My life can be used by you to push the tank."
The female corpse shook her head, "My kid, I really don't mean that."
Lu Fei said coldly, "It's too late to say this now." After speaking, he snatched the talisman from Li Yuantai and planned to stick it on the head of the female corpse.
The female corpse quickly drew away, "Don't post it. If you post the talisman, I won't be able to move. Please don't post it."
Lu Fei sneered, "Auntie, you were originally a corpse, and the corpse was originally immovable. As a corpse, you don't want to stay peacefully. I just want to be able to run and say, what do you want to do?"
The female corpse sighed, "I just want to know how I died?"
Luffy laughed, "Auntie, didn't you just say that I was the murderer? I killed all three of your family? Why are you still saying this?"
The female corpse smiled embarrassedly, "Well, I wronged you. Of course, I also know that you can't kill people."
Lu Fei smiled and said, "You know it now, it's too late." After finishing speaking, he put the talisman in one move, and post it down.
Zhuang Mengdie shouted, "Hold on, don't rush to post."
Lu Fei said in surprise, "Writer Zhuang, this aunt is really too troublesome. If she doesn't put a talisman on her, I guess she will have to toss."
Zhuang Mengdie smiled and said, "Of course I know this, but before putting a talisman on her, I must ask one thing clearly."
Luffy said, "What's the matter?"
Zhuang Mengdie smiled, "Are you stupid? Of course it was to ask her if she remembered that she agreed to meet with the lawyer at the bridge, what was the name of the bridge?"
Luffy patted his head and smiled, "Oh, I forgot the business. The reason why we went to the morgue was to find out where the murder scene was?"
The female corpse yawned lazily, "I'm so sorry, I can't remember the name of the bridge. I remember that when we discussed the case together, didn't I ask this question long ago? I said it all, don't remember. ."
Zhuang Mengdie still didn't give up, "You don't remember, then other people, who remembers?"
The female corpse smiled, "Girl, do you mean the four other people besides me?"
Zhuang Mengdie nodded, "Yes."
The female corpse still shook her head, "They don't remember anymore, all of us have amnesia."
Zhuang Mengdie nodded towards Luffy, "Post it."
"Don't post it, please--"
Before the female corpse had finished speaking, Luffy put a charm on her.
The female corpse opened her mouth wide, froze in place, stretched her hands forward, still making a gesture of prayer.
Lu Fei scratched his scalp, circled around the female corpse, and tweeted, "She looks like this, she is a bit pitiful."
Li Yuantai smiled and said, "What are you doing? You think she is pitiful? You forgot that she just choked you on the neck and almost choked you to death?"
Luffy sighed and rubbed his neck, feeling a faint pain.
"How is it? Did she pinch it red? How can it touch it? It hurts so hot."
Gao Peng glanced at it and said with a smile, "Well, anyway, there are ten fingerprints, not one missing."
Luffy couldn't help kicking the female corpse, "This bastard, really intends to choke me to death? With so much strength."
Zhuang Mengdie frowned, "It's too unreasonable to say that this female corpse is too unreasonable. As soon as she came up, she grabbed Luffy and lifted the tank. It was indiscriminately done by a lunatic."
At this time, the old man who had been watching the theater beside him laughed.
"Well, this big girl is naturally unreasonable, plus all kinds of savage harassment. Before, when she first woke up, she tossed me too hard. To be honest, I was afraid of her. Her ability to make wild guesses, I have learned it."