Chapter 2600: Old man crying

Luffy smiled, "Master, what's the matter with you? As for such a big reaction?"
The old man waved his hand vigorously at Luffy, "Go! You leave me immediately."
He Chuyao quickly pulled Luffy aside, "I said Luffy, you can really cause trouble, don't irritate the old man any more, he is emotionally unstable now."
Lu Fei snorted coldly, "I didn't irritate him, he was too fragile. I didn't say anything, and he suddenly got excited. Can you blame me?"
He Chuyao sighed, "You really have you, please shut up, no one treats you as dumb."
Luffy blanked He Chuyao with a dissatisfaction, and stood aside.
Gao Peng saw all this in his eyes, covered his mouth, and laughed.
He Chuyao coughed and coughed, "Leader Ye, can we do the experiment you just mentioned?"
Ye Tian frowned, "Of course it would be better to do it. After all, we need specific data now, so beware of making random guesses again."
He Chuyao looked back at the old man who was weeping worriedly, and sighed, "But now, we don't have a dead body."
Lu Fei smiled, "If the corpse is used, I can only borrow it from the old man."
When the old man heard this, he immediately stopped his choking and shivered, "No! I can't borrow it. I will lend it to you. I will tear it off first, then sew it. You can't sew it."
He Chuyao frowned, "Do you understand what the old man is saying?"
Ye Tian shook his head, "I can't figure it out at all, and I can't understand a word."
At this time, the old man whispered again, "I can't sew it, it's midnight, I sew my neck in front of the mirror, so I seep."
When everyone heard these words, their faces changed greatly.
Luffy asked in surprise, "Have you heard the words the old man said just now?"
Gao Peng sneered, "You are not talking nonsense, and we are not deaf, of course I heard it. What the old man said in the middle of the night, sew your neck."
He Chuyao frowned, "What do you mean by sewing your neck?"
Ye Tian shook his head, "Until now, I can't understand what the old man wants to express."
The dead body who had been staring at the old man also shook his head vigorously, "I didn't understand either." After finishing speaking, he grabbed the old man and shook it vigorously, "Old man, what are you doing? What are you trying to say? We were all taken care of by you. I'm dizzy. It's okay for me, an old man who has not studied before, to be dizzy by you. These young people are all highly talented students who have also been dizzy by you.
The old man covered his face and cried loudly, "Don't sew it, in the middle of the night, what should I sew on my neck? I have to go to the bathroom to steal the mirror without a mirror."
Lu Fei stared at the old man who was crying and frowned, "I am getting more and more confused after hearing what the old man said. What is he talking about, just said he sew his neck, and now he has more to go to the bathroom to steal the mirror? What is going on here?"
He Chuyao coughed twice, walked to the old man, and asked in a low voice, "Old man, what's the matter with stealing the mirror just now?"
The old man cried, "I stole the mirror I stole. I have lived my entire life. I have never taken a needle or thread from someone else, but I stole the mirror in the bathroom tonight. I regret it, but she has been Please, I can’t help it. As the old saying goes, soft-hearted is sick, I just can’t help other people’s prayers. I don’t see others suffer. It’s so pitiful that she doesn’t have a head, and I have to help her. A girl’s house Home, how can you do without a head?"
He Chuyao was so startled that he couldn't close his mouth, and said in a low voice, "Master, what are you talking about? I didn't understand a word."
The old man cried again, "Girl, I have helped you achieve your wish, and now I can feel at ease. I have helped you as much as I can, although the stitches are crooked, but after all, they are sewn. Once it's sewn, it's fine."
He Chuyao looked back at the crowd and found that everyone was just like him, with a dazed expression.
Gao Peng shook his head, "I don't understand at all either."
Lu Fei smiled, "This old man probably reads too many midnight horror stories. He has mixed the plot in the novel with his own work of watching corpses. Now the old man should be mentally disordered?"
The old man waved his hand vigorously, "Nonsense, there is no disorder in me. I'm telling the truth, don't you understand? Her head fell off, and then she begged me to help her, I helped her, and she sewed her head on herself. It’s all true."
He Chuyao frowned, "But I still don't understand."
Luffy smiled bitterly, "I don't understand either."
The old man laughed. "You are so stupid. I have already said so clearly. I still don't understand. What else can I say? Young people nowadays, why are you so stupid?"
The dead body sighed, "Old man, what are you talking about? To be honest, I don't understand."
The old man smiled and said, "Oh, forget it, you better don’t understand it. For me, it’s an unusual experience. I stole something for the first time in my life. It actually belonged to his mother’s bathroom. mirror."
When the old man finished speaking, he laughed, and he laughed so happily, just like a child.
He Chuyao frowned, "Master, what's the matter with you? You cry for a while and laugh for a while? What is going on?"
Lu Fei smiled, "Hey forensic medicine, you are studying medicine, don't you see this? The old man is already mentally disordered, just like the dean."
The old man said angrily, "You little bastard, what are you talking about? I don't have a mental disorder at all, what I say is true."
Luffy smiled, "Old man, don't think we are too young to be foolish. In fact, we understand in our hearts that you are mentally disordered. Look at what you just said, not a single sentence is true. It's all nonsense. People with normal IQ can hear it. You are talking nonsense, but you can’t be blamed. I guess what you just said was an illusion that you saw yourself. Now you are just like the dean, full of mind. Illusion."
"Yeah! You nonsense bastard."
The old man was so angry that he spit out his old phlegm. Luffy saw the thick phlegm coming straight to the door, and hurriedly flashed it aside in fright. With a click, the thick phlegm stuck to the white wall and slowly flowed down.
Luffy breathed a sigh of relief, "Damn, I'm scared to death, old man, your anger is a little bit irritable, you are still a little bit angry, just sputum at me, is this too exaggerated?"
Unexpectedly, the old man stunned immediately, stood up, and walked toward Lufei aggressively.
"You nonsense bastard, you dare to talk nonsense, see if I will not beat you to death today."
As he spoke, the old man had already walked up to Luffy, raised his slap to touch Luffy's face, and squeezed it down.