Chapter 2662: Two cold and hungry people
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1222 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:48:59
Ye Tian sighed, "Writer Zhuang, according to your statement, was the villager's physical strength already exhausted?"
Zhuang Mengdie smiled bitterly, "That is to say, it must be the case. Actually, it is not only the young man, but I believe that the villagers' physical strength is also exhausted. They have stayed in the icy and snowy environment, and they have not eaten a bite. Is the energy coming to restore strength?"
Lu Fei said in surprise, "Writer Zhuang, I have a different view of your analysis. I also stayed in an icy and snowy environment. I also didn't eat. Why did I only have hallucinations when I was young, but the villager did not have hallucinations?"
Zhuang Mengdie smiled and said,
It’s very simple. Everyone’s physical condition and physique are different. Therefore, in the same environment that is prone to hallucinations, some people will have hallucinations immediately, while others are No hallucinations. Generally speaking, people with weaker constitutions are more likely to induce hallucinations."
Luffy smiled bitterly, "It seems that this small-haired physique is much weaker than the villagers."
Zhuang Mengdie smiled and said, "It is true. For people with weak physique and malaise, many things can induce hallucinations."
Luffy smirked, "It seems that having a good body is quite important, at least not to have hallucinations casually."
Gao Peng coughed and coughed, "I'll say you guys, what happened after this flirtation and hallucinations? Don't you always interrupt any forensic doctors."
He Chuyao smiled, "Okay, let me go on. At that time, Fa Xiao held a gun and pointed it at the villagers’ eyebrows, which terrified the villagers. And from Fa Xiao’s greedy eyes, you can see that at this moment, Fa Xiao completely regarded the villagers as a roe deer. The villagers faced the black hole of the muzzle and explained it in various ways, but to no avail. No matter how he explained, Fa Xiao always believed that he was a roe deer, even if the roe deer was dressed in villagers’ clothes, even It’s useless to imitate the villagers, because your face is exposed. That's what you said. The villagers are shocked, my face is exposed? What's wrong with my face? Send a little finger to the villager’s face and laugh. You bastard, you still pretend to me? Your face is a roe deer face, plush, that's it, do you still want to fool me? I tell you, what you have changed, I will know at a glance , Where did you get my brother, hurry up and tell me, otherwise I will kill you with a single shot. The villagers know that he has not lied when he looks vicious. But at this moment, if you explain it, you have already said it. There was a whole basket, and I was dumbfounded because I didn’t believe him. I thought he was a roe deer. And I asked the villager with wide eyes, where he hid the villager? The villager said, brother, I won’t just stand. Are you in front of you? You are really confused. Be angry, nonsense! You are a roe deer pretending to be my brother, and you lied to me? I can't swallow this tone. Next, the villagers desperately explained, disbelief. The two quarreled during the snowstorm."
Luffy sighed, "What's all this mess? I can't help but complain again when I hear this. Good guys, these two are in an icy and snowy environment, they are not too cold, and still thinking about quarreling? I really took it."
Gao Peng smiled and said, "The villagers are noisy because they are obviously big people, but they feel awkward when they are treated as roe deer."
Lu Fei smiled, "It should be said that this feeling is more than awkward, but should be described as grievance and anger? I said, your term awkward is really inappropriate."
He Chuyao smiled and said, "It's not far away, anyway, the villager was very depressed at the time. The more they quarreled, the more fierce they were. Seeing them, they were ready to shoot at any time, and the villagers were also accused of being on the verge of collapse. After the quarrel, the two raised their guns at the same time and aimed them at each other’s forehead. The situation at the time can be said to be very close, because both of them were extremely irritable. In addition, the weather at the time was heavy snowfall. Both were cold and cold. Of the hungry people, one of them was controlled by his own hallucinations, and the rest who was still sober was also irritated by the unconscious guy. In this case, any accidents are possible. ."
Lu Fei smiled, "He forensic doctor, I understand what the tragedy you are talking about is."
Gao Peng smiled, "Luffy, you know it again, what do you think the tragedy will be?"
Lu Fei smiled, "Does that still need to be said? Since the fire of the two people is arched up, and both sides held guns at the other's forehead, then the outcome must be both losers and both fell to the ground and died at the same time. He forensic doctor, am I right this time?"
After hearing Lu Fei's answer, everyone was startled first, and then laughed together.
Luffy was taken aback, "What's the matter? Are you laughing again? Could it be that I said something wrong? But it shouldn't be. Since the two raised their guns at the other's forehead at the same time and got excited, wouldn't they shoot at the same time? Otherwise, what can be the result?"
Gao Peng smiled and said, "Luffy, you are really embarrassed this time."
Lu Fei looked at Gao Peng incomprehensibly, with a blank face.
"I really don't understand, what are you guys laughing at."
Gao Peng smiled, "Luffy, you are really confused. The story told by He Forensic is what the villager told him, and the villager was the witness who found the body. The villager was not dead at all. How would you predict them? Fell to the ground and died at the same time?"
Luffy scratched his scalp with embarrassment, "I'm sorry, it was a mistake. Why did I forget this stubble?"
Everyone laughed again, and Luffy blushed with embarrassment.
Gao Peng smiled, "This Luffy, the old problem is committed again. When others say, he always pays no attention to listening, or forgets after listening, and actively speaks when he does not understand the true intentions of the speaker. , So every time I speak, there are always loopholes, which makes people laugh."
Luffy frowned, "Go, can we two get along well? If you have nothing to do, just black me out. I really feel that I can't get along with you happily."
Zhuang Mengdie coughed and coughed, "Luffy, don't blame Gao Peng, you do have this problem, don't listen to the lecture, always just pick it up and talk, so it makes people laugh, and you have a big s reason."
Luffy smiled bitterly, "Writer Zhuang, are you getting into trouble?"
Zhuang Mengdie smiled and said, "I don't mean that. The reason why everyone pointed out your shortcomings is that you can correct them."
Gao Peng smiled and said, "In my opinion, it is very difficult, he is an old problem. It's too bad to get it over."
Luffy frowned, "Stop! That's enough, everyone don't blame me every day. Let's listen to the forensic doctor to finish the story. Otherwise, when can you finish telling the story?"