Chapter 2724: Blind name
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1172 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:49:38
Luffy frowned, "Huh? What a good idea, suddenly a Pentagon popped up? Where is the Pentagon?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Luffy, your old problem has committed again. When others are telling stories, can you concentrate on listening? Always interrupting people, without any politeness."
Luffy waved his hand impatiently, "Okay, just do whatever you want, you keep talking nonsense. I'm really speechless about your nonsense ability. Oh, yes. This Pentagon sounds familiar. Where is this building?"
Moyue laughed loudly, "Luffy, do you know how to listen to the story? To listen to the story well, you have to have a correct attitude, for example, move a horse obediently, sit in the front row, and prepare peanuts. Put your ears up and listen attentively. Only then can you hear the correct posture of the story, understand?"
Luffy frowned, "Oh, forget it, I'm too lazy to pursue it. Keep talking nonsense."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "That's right. If you want to be a good listener, the most important thing is not to pursue so much. If you care about the minutiae so much, people kindly tell you stories, and you are there repeatedly. Find fault, how do you tell others to go on?"
Luffy said impatiently, "Okay, enough, wordy. Say it quickly."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "That's right. Then you can listen to the correct posture of the story. Just listen to it, don't pursue so much. You will find that the more you pursue, the less interesting the story, because of your The infinite investigation has destroyed the mood of the storyteller, so that the storyteller cannot tell you a wonderful story."
Luffy nodded helplessly, "Okay, you continue to talk nonsense, I will listen carefully."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Well, your attitude has been corrected a lot, but this nonsense still makes me feel very divided."
Lu Fei said angrily, "Okay. Come on."
Mo Yue said with a smile, "Speaking of me, after walking around in the street, I can’t find anything bad to do, so I went to the Pentagon in dismay. Meow came to the Pentagon and found that it was heavily guarded, Emma. It’s a post with five steps and one post at ten steps. This description is definitely not an exaggeration. Moreover, the guards are all loaded with live ammunition. Meow looked at it, she was scared, and she drew back vigorously, intending to escape."
Luffy laughed, "Mojo, what kind of story is this? You just said that Miao Miao is an agent. And according to your description, Miao Miao went to the Pentagon to steal state secrets. What's wrong with it? Seeing the guards, I want to run away right away? The act of running away is not a calm agent's reaction in this situation."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Look, my story hasn't been finished yet, and you are anxious to interrupt. You should listen to me first."
Luffy smiled helplessly, "Okay, go ahead."
Moyue smiled, "Miao Miao saw the entrance of the Pentagon Building. It was heavily guarded. There were many guards. She was timid and wanted to escape. Unexpectedly, one of the guards had spotted it. Miao Miao didn’t react, so she found an M56 gun. I aimed my head at my head, I was so scared that he immediately meowed and didn't dare to move. The guard was not a talkative person, and he asked sharply, where are you from? Why did you come here? Meow was not scared. Dare to speak, but it took a long time to answer in a hesitating manner. I was just idle, just passing by."
Luffy frowned, "What? Did Meow answer in human language?"
Mo Yue nodded, "Yes. Maybe you can’t believe it, Meow Meow can actually speak human language. However, under normal circumstances, it is Meow Meow Meow, pretending not to understand human language, in fact, It can speak human language. You are all deceived by its simple appearance. In fact, Miao Miao is really a hidden secret agent."
Luffy frowned, "You are obviously bullshit."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "I have absolutely no nonsense. I believe that even the author of Meow Meow does not know that it can speak human language. You are all poisoned now, you are poisoned by Meow Meow."
Lu Fei sneered, "Magic Yue, are you sure that you didn't deliberately say that Miao Miao can speak human language to add some mystery to your story?"
Moyue smiled and said, "Yes. I'm very sure. Miao Miao definitely speaks human language, and Miao Miao can surf the Internet. Moreover, Miao Miao sends important state secrets to illegal organizations outside the country every night."
Luffy smiled bitterly, "Well, you have already pulled out the flowers. Okay, you continue to talk. From my point of view, it is a shame that you are not a screenwriter because of your level of story-writing."
Moyue smiled and said, "Okay, I will continue to tell the story. I can guarantee that this is the most interesting story you have ever heard. After hearing Miao Miao's answer, he felt very dissatisfied. He angered and passed by. Take a look? Do you think I’m a three-year-old child? You stupid cat, believe it or not, I’m going to blow your head right now. Meow trembling with fright, whispered, don’t shoot, in fact I am The new agent, the superior asked me to report tonight. Where is the guard willing to believe its nonsense, sternly, eh? You said that the superior asked you to report, but you are telling me, which superior asked you to come? Meow muttered for a long time, and replied, Tom called me to come. The guard's face changed greatly in fright, because Tom is their superior, in charge of all the agents."
Luffy frowned, "Hey, wait a minute, what are you talking about? According to the storyline you just narrated, didn't Meow just pass by the Pentagon and plan to steal secrets? Since it is a steal, then Meow naturally doesn't recognize me. People in the building."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes, naturally I don't know him anymore."
Lu Fei said in surprise, "Since Meow doesn't know the people in Li in the building, how can it know that its superior is called Tom? The loopholes in your story are too amazing, right?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Of course this is blindly blind."
Luffy was taken aback, "God, can this name be fooled?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Of course. In the United States, the name Tom is very common, so to speak, if you stand upstairs and throw a vase down, you can hit several Toms."
Luffy nodded suspiciously, "Is it? This is too exaggerated?"
Mo Yue laughed and said, "It's not an exaggeration. What I'm talking about is the fact that the name Tom is indeed very common. Moreover, each foreigner has several names. In this way, the chance of a duplicate name is very high. So I said that a vase can be used. It’s not an exaggeration to hit several Toms. Meow Meow used this to get through."
Lu Fei scratched his scalp dejectedly, "Huh? That's okay? I was wronged by Meow Meow. But what about Meow Meow next?"