Chapter 2738: Captain of the guard

The stone in Luffy’s heart finally fell, and he jumped up and shouted,
I’ll just say, you’ve been slandering Meow Meow, you have to think about Meow Meow, when the Malaysia Airlines incident happened, Meow Meow did not exist in this world. , How could there be any conspiracy to sabotage?"
Luffy finished speaking triumphantly, and found that there was still silence all around, he couldn't help but shouted, "Hey, Moyue? Are you asleep again? When someone points out your problem, you go to bed immediately? Didn't you deliberately follow I’m going against the tune? Pretend to be asleep? Get up and don’t sleep."
Moyue sighed, "Well, I just said it. Meow has nothing to do with the Malaysia Airlines incident. With everything about the Malaysian Airlines incident, none of my statements about Meow are true."
Lu Fei couldn't help but laughed, "Magic Yue, I heard your tone of voice, depressed, as if in a bad mood."
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "Yes, my good mood was completely destroyed by you."
Luffy smiled and said, "That's really sorry. You just said that when others are telling a story, don't interrupt casually, let alone question the authenticity of the story. This will ruin the mood of the storyteller."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes, but my mood was completely destroyed by you."
Lu Fei knowingly asked, "Why? Is it because I just pointed out that you planted the Malaysia Airlines incident on Miao Miao?"
Mo Yue sighed and remained silent.
Luffy smiled and said, "Moyue, it's not that I said you. What you said just now is indeed an exaggeration. I can't help but point out your mistake. Okay, don't be depressed anymore, and continue to Finish your story."
Mo Yue sighed, "Okay. I hope you don't interrupt me casually."
Luffy smiled and said, "Well, it depends on how ridiculous your story is. If it is too ridiculous, I still can't help but interrupt."
Mo Yue coughed two times with dissatisfaction, cleared his throat, and continued to tell.
"Well, where did I talk?"
Lu Fei smiled, "Didn’t you just mention that the handsome guard took out his walkie-talkie and handed it to Miao Miao, hoping Miao Miao would press the call button with his small paw, so that he could call Tom. The pot was successfully dumped to Miao Miao, but the dumb guard reminded him that if Miao Miao presses the call button, Tom will hold the handsome guard responsible, because Miao Miao dialed the phone like this and used the guard’s walkie-talkie. Said that the handsome guard would never want to wipe his clean."
Moyue laughed loudly, "Well, I’m still young and have a good memory. Look at me, I just forgot the story I just told. Okay. Let’s go on and talk. The stupid guard’s reminder, immediately Let Guard Shuai realize the seriousness of the problem. Guard Shuai smiled awkwardly at Meow, and quickly retracted his hand. At this moment, a roar suddenly came from behind them, what's the matter? You are all badly What are you doing around a cat at work? The guards turned around and found that the captain of the guard was standing behind them angrily. The stupid guard raised his eyebrows when he saw the captain of the guard, pulled the handsome guard, whispered, I Speaking of brother, our pot, someone has carried it back. The handsome guard is puzzled, who will carry it? The stupid guard snarled at the guard captain and smiled. Of course, it was the captain who carried it. The handsome guard was surprised, the captain Back? Your brain is flooded, right? Our captain is a well-known slippery shoulder. When did he help our subordinates carry the pot? Today, he will be merciful and carry the pot for us? The dumb guard smiled, look. Mine, with me here, I’m not afraid that he won’t carry this pot. The handsome guard opened his mouth wide and looked at the stupid guard blankly. The stupid guard gave him a military salute playfully, and then ran towards the captain of the guard, captain My lord, the big thing is not good. The captain said with a grimace, what's bad? Stop talking nonsense. Go back to your post, who let you off? I just checked several positions that should be guards, all It’s empty. I didn’t expect you all to come here to see a cat? What a decent look? You are all young men in your twenties. Have you never seen a cat? Cough guard Cough twice, Lord Captain, you know something, this cat is not an ordinary domestic cat, let alone a stray cat running around on the street. It is an agent. The captain is shocked, ah? Is it a cat agent? Then you don’t shoot yet, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and shoot me. The captain is impatient. After speaking, he immediately drew the pistol from the holster and aimed it at Meow’s little head."
Luffy frowned, "God, the captain of the guard is even more unreliable than those little guards. He drew his gun as soon as he came up, so impulsive. In my opinion, the captain drew his gun and aimed at Meow, and assigned me to Terrified?"
Moyue smiled and said, "You are wrong. Meow is not frightened. Because at this time, Meow has already experienced the incident of being pointed at the head by the guards several times before, so this time, when that The captain of the guard roared. After his debut, Meow was not frightened by the black hole's muzzle, but laughed calmly. Instead, the captain heard Meow’s laughter and was scared to take three steps backwards, the gunman They all started to tremble."
Luffy smiled, "Mom, can you be a captain even with this quality? I was scared by a cat three steps back and still trembling. Are you telling a joke?"
Moyue smiled, "Luffy, you don’t understand that. Because Meow Meow made a human laugh, so it shocked the captain. Let alone the captain, it’s like saying you, you are now Think about it for the captain. If you suddenly heard a cat making a human laugh, would you be surprised?"
Luffy frowned, thought about it, nodded, "Well, maybe it will. After all, it's impossible for a cat to make a human laugh."
Mo Yue laughed, "Yes, so the captain heard Meow Meow’s laughter, he was naturally taken aback. The captain was very scared at the time, and when he calmed down, he found Meow Meow was still laughing. It didn’t end, just like taking a laughing medicine, giggling, it sounded extraordinarily crippled. After enduring for a while, the captain finally broke out and opened his throat and shouted, you idiots, what are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and shoot me. , Kill that cat. Hurry up! Shoot, don’t stare at me like a fool. There is no flower on my face. You fools, don’t you hear what I’m talking about? Shoot? Captain He opened his throat and shouted for a long time, but none of them raised their guns. Now, the captain became angry. He just aimed his gun at Meow’s head and cursed viciously, you guys, even shot a cat to death. Don’t you have the courage? Since you are afraid to shoot, I will have to do it myself."