Chapter 2758: It's actually a popular job
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1300 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:50:11
Luffy smiled and said, "Yes, I feel trembling all over when I hear about campus shootings in the news. The campus was originally a quiet and holy ivory tower. It's unimaginable that this happened suddenly."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Okay, don't worry anymore. Those things have nothing to do with you. The country of the United States is tens of thousands of miles away from your country, and you can't beat it by eight poles. You don't have to worry about others. You should continue to listen to me Let’s tell the story. The captain said with a smile for a long time, and walked forward on his own. Turning around, he found that two guards were still standing on the spot, both of them staring straight at the big tree. Captain Seeing this, the fire broke out, and he opened his throat and shouted, what's the matter? If I say, are you all in your ears? I told you to patrol, go now, understand? Hurry up and check the garage on the second floor. The garage. It’s not safe here. The cleaners have obviously checked the doors and windows, but the hooligans still have a way to get in. I don’t know how they got in. Hey, I asked you to check now. Why are you still here? The captain shouted After a long time, I found that they were still not moving and angry. They ran back in three steps in two steps, grabbed the stupid guard, sternly, hello, can you all hear me? Are you deaf? Speak? The stupid guard was frightened by the captain's appearance. At this time, the captain stared at him with wide eyes, as if wanting to swallow him in one bite. After a long while, the stupid guard reacted and pointed his finger at the big tree. Tree, stammering, that tree. Captain angered, bastard? Are you planning to smash your job? I let you patrol. Tell me about that tree? Is there a problem with your brain? You bastard, What are you telling me about that tree? What's wrong with that tree? The dumb guard was too scared to speak, so the handsome guard had to answer for him. Captain, it’s not that the tree has a problem, but that there are things on the tree. Question. The captain snorted and turned his fierce gaze to the handsome guard. You said, there is something on that tree. Isn't it just a tree? In addition to growing branches and leaves, what new things can grow The handsome guard stammered, not something that grew from the tree, but the cat just now—the handsome guard was interrupted by the captain immediately after he didn’t finish his words, what? Didn’t the cat have left? Why? Why did you mention that cat again? Did you all forget what I just said? I just forgot that cat, it was gone, disappeared from your life, understand It will never appear again. Forget it, can it be done? The captain continued to stare at the bull's eye like a copper bell and roared at his throat. The two guards trembled with fear, and the atmosphere did not dare to come out. Captain Seeing that I scared the two guards enough, I was very proud and couldn't help but smile, okay, now go check the garage and stop the ink. But when he finished speaking, when he turned around, he found that the two guards followed He was caught in the evil spirit, still standing on the spot, widening his eyes, staring at the tree stupidly. This time, the captain was really angry, he immediately stepped forward, stretched out his hand and slapped twice, the two guards, one of them rewarded With a slap in the face, the captain slapped the two guards and gasped. It seems that I can't help you two anymore. I yelled for a long time, but there was no movement at all. Are you trying to rebel? Or think we are the police. Is the team unable to recruit new guards? If you are worried about the latter, I have to tell you that you have miscalculated and want to come here to be There are so many guard boys. If they are allowed to line up, they can line up to Buckingham Palace in the United Kingdom. Every day I have a thick pile of personal resumes on my desk. I just don’t bother to open it. If I am willing Take the time to read one by one and meet with them for an interview. I believe that among them there is definitely a great guy who is better than you. The reason why I keep you all the time is because I don't want too many strangers to come in. The strangers need time to understand. I still like to deal with acquaintances. Remember, from now on, you are not allowed to mention that cat again. I don't want to hear any news about that cat, understand? I repeat, that cat is just a discordant passerby in your life, why should you care about it? Just let it disappear quietly. I really don't understand. Isn't it just a cat? Why are you obsessed with it. Even if it is a talking cat, it is just a cat. The captain scolded for a long time, and the speed was too fast, and he couldn't catch his breath, so he had to stop. This lengthy scolding ended with two coughs. "
Luffy asked in surprise, "It's just a job as a security guard. Is it so popular?"
Mo Yue smiled, "Although he is only a guard standing guard, he still scores where to stand guard. Standing guard in a place like the Pentagon, the salary is at least twice that of other similar positions. For those who are strong and have no education. It's still very attractive."
Luffy nodded, "Well, if you explain it this way, I will understand everything."
Mo Yue laughed, "After the captain's cursing ceased, the dumb guard coughed twice. Captain, we don't want to deliberately want to mention that cat to you off. The cat did appear again just now. The captain heard this. , Was surprised, ah? It appeared again? Where is it now? After speaking, immediately turned around, looked around, looking for the trace of the cat. However, the result of the captain's search was the same as that of the two guards, and he did not find the shadow of the cat. Now, the captain’s anger came out again, gritted his teeth, huh? Didn’t you just say that the cat is back? Where is it? Why can’t I see it? Say ah, you fool, that one. Where is the cat? The stupid guard has been frightened, and it took a long time to squeeze out a word, Captain, to tell the truth, we are also looking for it. Captain angered, you stupid, do you know what you are talking about You just said that you saw the cat come back, and then you told me that you were looking for the cat too. Isn’t this inconsistent? You talked upside down, did you have a brain problem? You Now look at my eyes and tell me, did you see the cat coming back? The dumb guard looked at the captain’s wide-eyed bull eyes and shuddered, but didn’t see it. The captain cursed, what a bastard, you Didn’t see it coming back, why did you tell me it’s back? After finishing speaking, he raised his slap and started to slap it again. Seeing this, the handsome guard quickly reached out and grabbed the captain’s arm, whispered, captain, don’t Hit him. The captain cursed, this gibberish idiot, who I won't hit him? You quickly let go, or I will hit you together."