Chapter 2764: Do you always need a reason for a stalker nest in the middle of the night?
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1278 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:50:11
Luffy frowned. "This captain is really speechless. What's wrong? He doesn't feel sick when he pinches the fleshy bug with his hand? This captain is not a psychopath. I believe most people are concerned about this. These soft bugs don’t catch a cold because their appearance is so disgusting."
Mo Yue laughed, "How do you say this kind of thing? It can only be said that everyone’s fear object is different. Some people think that the frog jumps and jumps, which is very scary. Some people see the gecko hanging upside down on the wall, and immediately feel like vomiting. , But some people feel that frogs and geckos are small animals that are beneficial to humans, and they catch them home as pets and keep them at home. Therefore, everyone’s fear objects are different. You and the two guards feel that thorn moths The larva looks disgusting, but in the eyes of the captain, there is nothing disgusting. Since the captain dared to reach out and pick it up, he must not be afraid of it."
Luffy frowned, "It's really disgusting. I have seen that kind of bug. It is said that when you look under the microscope, the bugs are all covered with hairs, and the hairs are also poisonous. If you catch it, you will definitely be stung by the poisonous hair on its body."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Luffy, I know you have always been a guy who doesn't listen to stories seriously. What I told you just now is that the captain used a plastic bag to trap the bug before picking it up with his hands. Captain I didn’t take it directly with my hands. It was separated by a plastic bag."
Luffy shook his head, "Then I feel awkward. Even with a layer of plastic bags, I feel very uncomfortable."
Moyue smiled, "I said. Everyone feels different about software bugs. You feel nauseous, and the captain feels nothing. So, we don't need to worry about this issue for a long time, but continue to listen to me. Let’s tell the story. Just now that the captain picked up the bug and looked at it carefully, and pinched the bug’s soft body with his hands. The captain’s actions made the two guards present feel very sick. The stupid guard couldn’t help it and shouted, hello. , Captain, don’t squeeze it anymore, I really want to throw up. The captain stopped his hand, grabbed the bug, and giggled. Moreover, the captain’s bull's eyes were always round and straight. Looking at the bug, it was like looking at a treasure from the tenth generation. The stupid guard was chilled by his laugh, and couldn't help asking, Captain, what are you doing? I'm not talking about it, looking for a cat Why are you holding this bug right now? The captain smiled, do you know why I catch this bug? The two guards shook their heads together. The dumb guard smiled bitterly, Captain, you caught the bug, you ask What use are we? Where do we know where to go? The captain smiled, and I know, my intentions, you can’t figure it out. If you can figure out my intentions, then you two have been in the Pentagon for so long. It won’t be just two small guards. The dumb guard heard it and became more and more confused, so he asked, Captain, what are you talking about? I really don’t understand a word. The captain smiled, I just said I don’t understand. The handsome guard said in a hurry, I said the captain, don’t stop talking nonsense. Just say your purpose. I know you can’t catch such a thing in the middle of the night for no reason. Disgusting bug. The captain nodded, yes, I caught the bug naturally for a purpose. Didn’t I ask you to take the pole just now? The dumb guard raised the pole in his hand and smiled, here, the pole is here. The captain nodded. , Um, with a pole, it’s much easier. The dumb guard frowned, but what I don’t understand now is, does the pole have anything to do with this bug? The captain nodded. Of course it’s a big deal.
Luffy frowned. "This captain is really messed up. Didn't it mean that you should find the cat? I brought all the poles. Why didn't I go to the tree branch and caught a soft bug. Seriously, I listened for a long time. , I didn't understand what the captain was doing."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Luffy, what are you anxious for? As for the reason why the captain catches bugs, please be patient, I'm going to talk about it soon."
Luffy smiled, "Well, please hurry up. I really can't wait. I really want to know why."
Moyue coughed and coughed, "The dumb guard was shocked when he heard the captain say that there is a big problem. I said, captain, poles and bugs are two things that can't be hit by eight poles. How can you put the two things together? The captain smiled. I said that these two things are closely related. Didn’t we just say that we just used a pole to hit the tree and we were worried that we could not find a reason? The stupid guard frowned, Captain, the reason was not all we thought about. Just say we’re poking a hornet’s nest. The captain stretched out his hand and patted the forehead of the stupid guard. The stupid guard was so scared that he hid behind him. Captain, don’t touch me. Your hand just touched the bug. I’m the best one. The smell of the bug is gone. The captain smiled, you have a lot of things. I touched it through the plastic bag and didn't touch it directly. What are you nervous about? The stupid guard shook his head violently in fright. With the plastic bag, I should also respond to the smell, please captain, don’t touch my head. The captain smiled and looked at your virtues. There are so many things. Okay, I’ll tell you now, I Why do you want to catch this bug? The stupid guard frowned, yes, you can say it quickly. I've been waiting. The captain smiled, what anxious? I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and I have to tell you step by step if I am anxious. Ah. Didn’t we say that the hornet’s nest in the middle of the night is a bit untimely? The two guards nodded together, yes, it was indeed inappropriate. But at present, we only have one reason. And now, we have to find the cat. I can only find such a reason. The captain shook his head, that wouldn’t work, it’s too far-fetched. First of all, I felt that the fact that I suddenly stabbed the hornet’s nest in the middle of the night was too far. You see, what to do is not ridiculous? The captain smiled. Of course, he was trying to make it look reasonable for us to poke the hornet's nest in the middle of the night. The two guards looked at each other, fluttered, and laughed out loud. I said Captain, it’s impossible to stab a hornet's nest in the middle of the night. The captain smiled, why not? If we want to make a hornet's nest in the middle of the night reasonable, then there is only one possibility. What is the possibility? The captain saw two. The guards all opened their eyes and looked at themselves. They stopped and laughed. The dumb guard frowned, Captain, don't laugh anymore and tell us the reason. We have waited for your reason. It has been so long."