Chapter 2768: Will allergies kill people?
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1294 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:50:12
Luffy laughed, "What's the situation? It's not a simple matter, it's just being stung by a bug, but the smell of their quarrel is already smelling of gunpowder."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes, because no one wants to be the stinged person."
Luffy smiled, "God, it's like a guillotine. As for?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "It was originally a trivial matter that was stung by a bug, so it shouldn't be enough, but now, the dispute between the two guards has entered a white-hot state, and it has begun to develop in the direction of personal attacks."
Luffy nodded, "I understand, obviously, the dispute has escalated."
Mo Yue smiled, "Yes, the question has come, who is slipping the shoulders? It's the question of whether a man is a man or not."
Luffy smiled, "When the two of them competed for this, they really evolved into an attack."
Mo Yue nodded, "Yes, so the next plot will be more interesting."
Luffy smiled, "Then don't sell it anymore and keep talking."
Mo Yue smiled, "Okay, I'll go on. The two guards had a dispute and completely forgot about the existence of the captain. They both blushed with a thick neck, just to make each other bear the trouble of being stung by a bug. Captain Cough and cough twice, okay, all stop me, no more quarreling. Now I will ask again, who are you two stinged by the bug, tell me quickly. I have no time to ink with you anymore. Nothing. I thought, this time, the two guards looked at each other, still pointing at each other’s nose, categorically, it was him. The captain laughed, the answer is really good. You both pointed at each other’s noses and said yes in unison. He, you said, who should I choose? The two guards still pointed at each other’s noses and said in unison, of course it was him. The captain coughed twice, okay, since you both think that you should choose each other, then you two Let me talk about each of the reasons first. The handsome guard smiled, okay, let me say first, I think I should choose him, because he was stung by this kind of bug before, and he should be able to adapt to the poison of this kind of bug, but I did not I’ve been stung by bugs, plus I’m allergic to bugs. If I’m stung, I will faint. The captain smiled, um, your reason is a bit interesting. The stupid guard angered, no, he said so, I don’t Promise. Although I have been stung by this kind of bug before, I have no resistance to this kind of bug. Captain, you must not listen to him. These kinds of bugs are the same, and humans cannot adapt to the toxins on them. After being stung once and being stung 10,000 times, the result is the same. Both will have swelling, itching, and not adapt to it at all. So now, he plans to throw this difficult task to me, and I don’t agree. After the two guards each explained their reasons, they quarreled again, the captain smiled bitterly, okay, don’t quarrel anymore, my ears are all deaf by you. Otherwise, let’s draw lots to decide, I Now fold two pieces of paper, and then you draw your own. If you win, you will obey your promise. The dumb guard nodded, yes, I have no problem. The handsome guard shook his head vigorously, no. If you draw lots like this, then I still have Is it possible to win? The captain nodded, yes, the chance of the draw is 50%, of course you have a chance to win. The handsome guard shook his head, that’s not good, I’ve already said that I’m allergic to bugs, if it’s me I'm stung by a bug and I'm sure to faint. The captain frowned, what do you mean? Just refused to draw? The handsome guard nodded, yes, I think the draw is too unfair for me. Captain cough cough Two beeps, don’t get excited. The draw is possible for everyone. The chances of both of you are 50%. What is unfair. The handsome guard shook his head. I think it’s unfair, because I’m in physical condition with him. Different. His body is stronger than me, and he has been stung by bugs, and he has a certain resistance to toxins. As for me, his body is not as strong as him, and I am allergic to bugs. If stung, I can't bear it. The captain frowned. , What is your reason? The dumb guard smiled, yes, what you said is not a reason. Since we work here together and the positions are the same, we should treat them equally, and you don’t need to make any specializations. So Now, you don’t need to emphasize Your physical condition is useless. Who doesn't have a taboo, I was stung by a bug, and there are still shadows in my heart. So according to your statement, should I also be counted. The handsome guard shook his head. The shadow in your snack is a fart. I am allergic. If the allergy is severe, it will kill you. Do you understand? The dumb guard laughed. I said, brother, don't scare people. Isn't it just being stung by a bug? Have you already planned to scare me and the captain with death? The handsome guard frowned, I said it was true. Serious allergies can really kill people. The stupid guard shook his head vigorously. Whoever believes your nonsense, your reason is simply untenable. The stupid guard laughed to himself, turned his face, and found that the captain's face was not right, he quickly grabbed the captain's hand and whispered, Captain, what's wrong with you? His complexion suddenly became very bad. The captain sighed, I was thinking about the allergies he just mentioned. The stupid guard smiled and wondered what it was doing? Allergies can kill people, it's a joke. He thought I was a three-year-old child, would he even believe such nonsense? The handsome guard sneered, what I said is true, believe it or not, anyway, if something goes wrong, you just need to bear the consequences. The dumb guard smiled, what are the consequences? Isn't it because you are allergic to death? The handsome guard sneered, don't care about the consequences, as long as you and the captain can afford it. The stupid guard smiled, I said, brother, don't be okay to scare people to play, do you think I and the captain are scared? Are you okay to put hats on both of us? To tell you the truth, I don't believe your nonsense. And I believe that if you were stung by a bug, there must be nothing wrong with it. Captain, don't listen to his nonsense. The stupid guard turned his face again and found that the captain still had the same expression before, staring at the handsome guard blankly, as if he could see a flower on his handsome face. The stupid guard quickly stretched out his hand and shook in front of the captain. I said, captain, what's wrong with you? Why are you staring at him with straight eyes? The captain sighed, I was thinking about the allergy problem he mentioned. The stupid guard laughed. I said, Captain, you are confused. Allergies will not kill you. Allergies are just redness and itching of the skin, which will heal within a few days. What's the matter? How can it be as serious as he said, and death? Don't worry, it won't die at all. He said this because he was worried that he was stung by a bug. This kind of guy is too selfish. He wanted to throw the pot to me. I said so on purpose. "