Chapter 2783: Where does the smell of urine on the bag come from
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1331 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:50:16
Luffy smiled and said, "What's this called? How do I feel that after a round, I came back."
Mo Yue smiled, "Do you mean the sanity of the dumb guard?"
Luffy nodded, "Yes, I remember that he was like this before he lost his memory. When he mentioned his girlfriend, he immediately became abnormal. It is not still this virtue now. This guy has only his girlfriend in his head. Besides, nothing can be transferred."
Mo Yue laughed, "The current state of obsession with the dumb guard is entirely attributable to his lovesickness. As for the strange disease of lovesickness, it has nothing to do with his amnesia. Therefore, even if he loses his memory, the disease in his bones It still exists. The captain looked at the dumb guard in a hurry, and didn't know what to do. The handsome guard had an idea and hurriedly said, ah, that, your girlfriend did come just now, but he thinks you are too busy Already gone. The light of hope in the stupid guard's eyes was instantly extinguished. He grabbed the handsome guard and shook it vigorously, ah? You lied! She didn't leave at all, and gave her girlfriend back to me! She was so angry that she was so stupid. The guard opened his throat again and shouted."
Luffy laughed, "Have you seen? I said something and went back again. After a long period of trouble, the mood of this stupid guard has been going around in place."
Mo Yue smiled, "Yes, because the stupid guard loves that woman too much, so he has recorded many life fragments about that woman in his brain. As long as he relaxes for a while, the woman's frowns and smiles will change. It immediately appeared in front of his eyes, and then controlled his whole person's mood and thoughts."
Luffy frowned. "So now, what should they do?"
Mo Yue smiled, "At that time, the handsome guard and the captain were dumbfounded. They looked at the almost crazy stupid guard and didn't know what to do. The handsome guard frowned, Captain, what should we do? What are you doing? The captain nodded. The business they said was naturally looking for a cat. But now, the stupid guard has become this virtue, and the captain can't help it at all. The stupid guard saw that the captain and the handsome guard ignored him, and again I lost my girlfriend and felt more sad. I just covered my face and sobbed. Captain, you two are too hypocritical. One pretended to be my good boss and the other pretended to be my good friend. As a result, at the critical moment, everything It's a slip of the shoulders, all thinking about falling into the trap and setting me up. Even my girlfriend came to me, and you all hid her to prevent her from seeing me. You said, what is your heart? The captain saw him crying. I tried to beat him again, but he was caught by the handsome guard. Captain, you don’t want to check what time it is. Are you still in the mood to beat him? Captain came to my senses and raised his wrist to take a look, eh? It’s half past o’clock, and if we continue to toss, it’s dawn. The handsome guard nodded, yeah, but now, we haven’t even found the cat. The captain nodded, um, let’s take the brunt of it now. Find the cat. The handsome guard stared at the captain, looked up and down, and exclaimed, oh my god, he said to find the cat, captain, what about the bug you just caught? The captain realized that he was empty-handed. Standing under the tree, I feel dumbfounded, oh, why am I so confused, it must be that I just hit the by myself and threw the plastic bag with the bugs away. The handsome guard smiled bitterly. If the bug is lost, it’s fine. We can catch again. Anyway, there are some kind of limp bugs here. The captain shook his head, you just said nonsense, it's autumn now, and the weather is getting colder, but there will be fewer and fewer bugs in the future. Now this kind of bugs are not easy to catch. If it doesn’t work, I’ll look for the plastic bag. I remember I tied the bag and knotted it. Ordinarily, the bug should not escape. The handsome guard nodded. Well, I’ll look for it with you. After that, Immediately took out the flashlights, turned them on, and the two of them were looking in tandem on the lawn. Under the big tree, only the stupid guard was left sitting on the ground, crying like tears, none of you are good people. , Your eyes are really bad, and you hide my girlfriend. Are you still human? You are two beasts. The handsome guard was so angry that he wanted to go back and argue with him, and was grabbed by the captain. Now, where do we have time to talk nonsense with him? Our current priority is to quickly find the plastic bag containing the bugs. The handsome guard sighed, okay, when we find the bag, we will take care of him. The captain sighed, OK Now, when we find the bag, we have to look for the cat. How can we take care of him? Let him go. The captain and the handsome guard walked along the lawn, looking carefully all the way, and found the bag in the corner of the flower bed, handsome The guard held up a flashlight and took a photo, and found that the bag had a small opening. The bug was in the bag, arching up vigorously and wriggling out, but the opening was too small, and the body of the bug was too fat, so the bug just barely squeezed its head. Came out , The fat body is still in the bag. The captain laughed, you little guy, wanting to escape, it's not so easy, who told you to eat so fat? Do you know the trouble now? If you were a little thinner, wouldn't you run away long ago? The captain laughed to himself. The handsome guard saw the bug and couldn't help but feel the acid water surging again. I said Captain, are you still in the mood to chat with it? Get it up quickly. The captain smiled, what are you anxious for? The mouth of this bag is so small that it can't get out, it can't run. After the captain finished speaking, he bent down and planned to reach out to grab the bag, but as soon as he touched the bag, he immediately felt that there was some sticky stuff on the bag. He quickly retracted his hand, smelled it, and smelled a fishy sorrow on his hand. Annoyed, I couldn't help being surprised, Mom, how can I smell a pee? Who is so wicked and put urine on the bag? The handsome guard frowned, right? In this half-day's work, in these four weeks, apart from the three of us, there was no one else at all, and no one came here to pee? Besides, this is the entrance of the Pentagon Building. Whoever dares to come here to pee, this person's courage can really protect the sky. The captain smelled the stinky smell on his hands, frowned and said, what's the matter? What I smell is obviously a smell of urine. The handsome guard hurried over, put his nose in the captain's hand and smelled it, and immediately understood, captain, I know what the smell of this thing is? The captain smiled bitterly, isn't it just the smell of urine? It's really unlucky for me to me, I was on this bag. The handsome guard laughed, it is indeed the smell of urine, but, in my opinion, it is not human peeing. The captain frowned. It was not human urine. Where did the urine on this bag come from? "