Chapter 3056: Come on, how do you want to die?

Mo Yue smiled, "The poor little man, unwilling to be insulted, rose up to resist, but the result was not satisfactory. The vase was thrown out, hoping to hit the head of a reckless young man, but unfortunately, who would have thought that this The reckless teenager reached out and caught the vase."
Luffy smiled and said, "Yeah, this is indeed a bit embarrassing. I actually caught the vase."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "This is terrible. The reckless young man squeezed the little man with his back against the wall, didn't he intend to continue to insult him?"
Luffy smiled, "What do you think? They have already started to spit on the little man's face. Okay, as to whether the little man will be humiliated again, I will now tell you a story. If you continue to listen, you will understand everything. The reckless teenager laughed loudly, little dwarf, you inferior to a pig and dog, the urine you just let you drink, now let you eat my saliva. You are so mean, you deserve this treatment. The little man angered, You are really too much, relying on your tall stature, you bullied me casually, I-obviously vengeance came to my mouth, the little man still swallowed abruptly, but his eyes still sprayed angry flames. Reckless The young man smiled and said, you? What are you? You are such a little chicken, what can you do to me? The little man turned his face to the side and didn't dare to look directly at the provocative eyes of the reckless young man. He was worried that he would press again. Can’t bear emotions. The reckless boy smiled, little dwarf, you must be surprised? Hey, what's the matter? Why do you look away when I talk to you? You should look into my eyes, you I don’t know how to respect me at all. I now order you to turn your face around and look into my eyes. The little guy has to turn his face around obediently. What do you want to say? The reckless boy smiled, don’t you feel strange The little man sneered, what am I strange about? The reckless teenager laughed, you threw out a vase, originally intended to smash me to death, right? The little man shook his head vigorously. There is nothing wrong with me. Reckless. The young man smiled and said, little dwarf, that’s enough, you don’t act anymore. You are for this purpose, you want to kill me with a vase, but unfortunately, I caught this vase. I ask you now, you know why I am Can you catch this vase? The little man shook his head blankly, I don’t know. The reckless boy smiled, I knew you didn’t understand, so let me tell you now. When my grandfather was young, he was in a small town near Shaolin Temple. He was very interested in martial arts. Whenever he was free, he ran to the temple and watched the monks practicing Kungfu, and then followed them secretly. Over time, although his grandfather did not have a master to teach him to practice martial arts, he also steals I learned a little bit of three-legged cat kung fu. Although this bit of kung fu is difficult to be elegant, it is still quite useful to deal with the second-rate thieves. Later, my grandfather returned to his hometown, married my grandma, and gave birth to my father. I gave my father the skill of stealing learning, and later, my father passed on Kung Fu to me. At that time, I was only five years old, and my father held me every day to practice martial arts. At dawn every day, the just crowed, my father He picked me up and took me to the open area of ​​the back mountain to practice martial arts. Seriously, at that time, I was really afraid that my father would pick me up to practice martial arts. Summer was fine, but it was too hot to sleep anyway, and winter was terrible. Now, even in the days when the snow is heavy and the cold and windy, he will still lift me up to practice martial arts. One of my father’s words is-no matter what you do, you must have a good body, not a good body , You can’t talk about anything. So he thinks I have to practice martial arts well, at least to keep fit. The little guy sneered, oh, I see, what you mean is that you can catch the vase, not by accident, but The result of your long-term martial arts . The reckless young man smiled, yes, nothing in the world is accidental, many things are inevitable, but you didn't go into it. If you are willing to go deeper, you will find that many things have causes and effects. The little man still sneered, isn't that too ridiculous? The reckless young man said angrily, you little boy, I'm telling the truth, what are you laughing at? The little man laughed, I was laughing at you. Your father passed on to you the martial arts that your grandfather secretly learned. He originally intended to make you fit, but you were so good that you actually used this ability to fight. Isn't this ridiculous? The reckless boy said angrily, what happened to the fight? I'm a second-rate, isn't it normal to fight? Besides, what face do you have to say about me? Our brothers are fighting, when did you miss you? I think you play very happily every time. The little guy smirked, I am just following the crowd. Since you all fight and I don’t fight, doesn’t it seem that I am too uncomfortable? The reckless boy said angrily, then you just close your stinky mouth, don't talk so much nonsense. Now, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, we should do a good job of calculating the accounts just now. The little man was taken aback, what happened just now? What are you talking about? The reckless young man patted the vase in his hand, gritted his teeth and said. The little man smiled bitterly, this—didn't the vase hit you? Since it didn't hit you, forget it. The reckless young man smiled, you little boy, you can say it lightly, you can count this, but I can't. Seeing a cruel light flashing in the reckless young man's eyes, the little man shuddered and stammered, so what do you want? The reckless boy laughed, of course I want to retaliate against you. As for the method of revenge, you can choose any way you want. You can choose to be killed by a vase or hang on the beam. By the way, you can also choose to stay at his house. Drowned in the bathtub. I just took a look at his bathtub. Wow, it’s a big bathtub. It’s almost as big as a small fish pond. The rich will enjoy it. If you want to take a bath, you have to consider saving water as much as possible. It is a waste of water to take a bath in such a big bathtub. However, if it drowned you in his bathtub, it would be just fine. Because the bathtub is deep enough, at most one meter or five feet deep, drowning an idiot like you is easy. Do you know why I want to drown you in the bathtub? Because I know you are a land duck and can't swim. And you are so short that you can't climb up at all if you throw you in a bathtub of 1.5 meters deep. Don't worry, it won't be uncomfortable. After drowning, it takes two or three minutes to die from suffocation. Whether this is two minutes or three minutes depends on the size of the individual's vital capacity. However, I feel that a skinny and short man like you must have a very small lung capacity. It is estimated that you will hang up after being in the bathtub for two minutes. Okay, stop talking nonsense with you, let's talk, how do you want to die? "