Chapter 3129: Outsmart

Demon Yue smiled bitterly, "This Wang Matchmaker can really write on ink. After talking for a long time, she didn't say what she saw."
Luffy nodded, "Yes, but Xiao Liu was anxious."
Mo Yue laughed, "This little Liu is also quite funny. From the beginning, he was trembling with the story, and he asked Matchmaker Wang not to tell it. Instead, he asked Matchmaker Wang to continue. The attitude has changed dramatically."
Lu Fei smiled and said, "Yes, because Xiao Liu has been completely aroused by Wang Matchmaker's story. Now Xiao Liu has forgotten to be afraid. He is now anxious to know the follow-up results."
Mo Yue smiled, "Tsk tsk, a story that makes heart patients forget their fears is really intriguing. But what is the result of this story?"
Luffy smiled, "Then listen to me slowly. Matchmaker Wang sneered, silly boy, are you really anxious? Look at you, your eyes flushed with anxiety. Okay, I will continue. At that time I’m a bit lighthearted, because when I picked up the broom, I never thought I could hit the cat with the broom. In fact, when I first hit the cat, I felt guilty in my heart. , Because I have always loved cats. When I was a child, I was a typical meow control. Whenever I saw a cat, whether it was on the threshing floor in the village or by the creek behind the village, I would be excited After running over and teasing, the cats in the village are not afraid of people. When they see people, they even take the initiative to post them to eat. The villagers don’t hate these clingy cuties. So they are there for generations. The village continues to multiply. Among them, the cute and beautiful ones are naturally adopted by the villagers. In my opinion, cats are a kind of cuteness that needs to be petted, and they cannot be dealt with with violence at all. But at the time, I But I chased and hit the cat with a broom. While hitting the cat, I was also trying to persuade myself that the black cat is different from the cute cats in the village, because this black cat is evil. The incarnation is that it caused the aunt’s corpse to change, so it deserves to be beaten. This is what it deserves. When I beat it, my psychology is also undergoing drastic changes. At first I was nervous and trembling when I beat it. Yes, but when I hit it on the hind leg, that was the first time I hit it. I heard it make a miserable cry. My heart got some evil satisfaction, so I wanted to hit it again. Once, I chased it and waved the broom madly, and its body became inflexible due to a leg injury. I hit it again and again. The joy and satisfaction in my heart could not be expressed in words. I found every time I hit it Once in it, it would make a piercing scream, and hearing its screams stimulated my excited nerves, so I chased it again and beat it frantically. At that moment, I even gave birth to a terrible thought. Kill this cat, it’s it! At that time, I was over-excited, and I was only five years old. I never discovered that chasing a cat can get such psychological satisfaction, and chasing a cat, This incident itself is much more fun and interesting than the games I played before. At that time, the entertainment of the country children was very simple, it was nothing more than playing at home and getting married, and then running to the creek to play mud and water fights. Once this evil idea comes out, it will continue to grow and grow. I chased it and limped it, but it was very tenacious. Even with a limping leg, it would still run and jump in front of me, even if I was beaten. , It will never stop, because it is very clear that I was already in a semi-crazy state at the time. Once I catch it, its life will not be saved. It is very smart, so it would rather be lame My legs would never stop dealing with me. I chased it for a while, and I was tired, but I looked up and saw that it was still vigorous, even though it was limping on a leg, but its mental head was still full. This bastard, is it going to deal with me in the end? Seriously, I was so angry at the time. It's not a problem to keep chasing like this, it's not tired, I'm still tired. And I was just a five-year-old child, and I didn't have much energy. After a long time of tossing, my physical strength has been consumed by more than half. If I chase like this, I must collapse to the ground. How to do? Since death pursuit is not feasible, then only outsmart. As for the outspoken method, it is natural to find a way to trick it and then try to catch it. Anyone with a bit of common sense understands that it is not difficult to trick a cat, because cats are very greedy animals. As long as there is something delicious, they will follow you. This is a 100% thing. And cats are much more greedy than dogs. In the face of food, cats are completely immune. But where can I find food? I searched in the mourning hall, somehow, my eyes fell on the incense table in the mourning hall. I immediately ran over. There are joss sticks on the incense table, as well as some seasonal fruits. The scented candles are wafting with a curl of green smoke, making my head dizzy. But those fruits? Do cats eat fruit? I was a little dizzy at the time, and I didn’t have time to think about this issue. I immediately grabbed an apple from the fruit plate on the incense case. I felt it was not right. Then I said in a low voice at the photo of my aunt. Damn it, you have to give it some color. Now I will borrow an apple from you. I took the apple and turned to look for the black cat, and found that it was squatting on the wooden shelf where the coffin was placed, tilting its head, and looking at me unkindly. Seeing its angry eyes, I pretended to be a smiling face, walked slowly over, and said softly, little cat, I brought you something delicious, let’s see what this is? An apple is delicious, do you want to eat it? After speaking, lift the apple to it. Although my appearance was very friendly, what I got was an angry whine, and I saw its body shrank back suddenly, arched again, its tail stretched straight, and it was ready to attack. I was so angry when I saw this reaction, you bastard, what are you doing? I give you something delicious, do you treat me like this? The black cat had rounded green eyes, his beard curled up, and it kept whining. I wake up instantly, oh, cats are carnivores, they don't eat fruits, they eat meat. It seems that this apple is almost like a stone to it, because it does not eat fruit, so apples have no temptation to it. Cats eat meat, but where is the meat? I looked around and found several dinner tables placed against the wall. The plates were still confiscated and the tables were in a mess. I suddenly remembered that our relatives who are guards have meat for dinner tonight. The dinner is very rich, with Dongpo. The elbows and the stewed old hens are all here. There is definitely no more meat left, but there are always bones left over. Before I could think about it, I immediately ran towards the dining table. "