Chapter 3131: Smashed

Mo Yue smiled, "Is this Wang matchmaker already crazy? He actually came up with the idea of ​​using chicken bones to seduce kittens?"
Luffy smiled, "Well, she doesn’t feel that chasing and hitting the cat is too hard, and now she has a heart to kill. She plans to kill the cat. Since she wants to kill the cat, she wants to kill the cat first. Set up a trap to lure the kitten to the bait. Since you want to seduce the cat, it must be a prop. Now the prop to seduce the kitten is the chicken bone. It's a pity that the kitten doesn't get the bait."
Mo Yue laughed, "I feel that this is mainly because dogs are more interested in bones than cats. If Wang Matchmaker uses chicken bones to lure not a cat but a dog, then it must be. It’s done. It’s a pity that she needs to impress a cat with chicken bones, so she failed. She wanted to lure that cat into a fool, but she chose the wrong bait."
Luffy smiled and said, "Maybe your analysis has some truth, and it is true. The cat is not tempted to face the chicken bones. Okay, I will continue to tell the story. Xiao Liu was surprised, alas, then Does a cat actually not eat chicken bones? Matchmaker Wang nodded, yes, I was surprised that it did not eat chicken bones. Xiao Liu sighed, auntie, I think you gave the wrong thing at the time, if you had it in your hand. If it is not a chicken bone but a fish, the ending will definitely be different. Because the cat sees the fish, but eats it lifelessly. Matchmaker Wang sighed, I think you are right, but at that time, there was no fish at all. At dinner, there was indeed fish, but now, dinner is over long ago, and only fish bones are left on the table. Xiao Liu smiled bitterly, auntie, then it’s better to use fish bones to lure the cat than to use chicken bones to lure the cat. Ah. Matchmaker Wang smiled bitterly, maybe you are right. But the fish bones are not easy to handle. I am afraid of getting my hands, so I took the chicken bones in an effort to save trouble. Alas, it's all happened before, so there is no need to pursue it. I was holding chicken bones. I chased to the window sill in one breath and saw the cat still looking at me with that kind of guarded eyes. I noticed that its pupils had shrunk to the size of a needle again. To be honest, it It looks very unfriendly. In my eyes, it has changed from the little cutie to a hedgehog with all the hair up. In normal times, I must turn around and leave, but right now, I approach it for a purpose. Yes, I intend to kill it. If you want to kill a cat, you must have enough patience, although I have never killed any creatures before, at best, I just trampled a few ants to death. Despite its The attitude is very unfriendly, I still approached it carefully, raised the chicken bone, softly said, kitten cat, this is a very delicious chicken bone, are you really sure not to eat it? The black cat is still lying stiffly. On the window sill, the pupils are shrunk small enough, and the tail is like a flagpole, standing upright on the hips. I know it can jump over at any time. It is not a good stubble. I hit it just now and it bears grudges. Xiao Liu coughed and coughed. , Um, you said the cat bears grudges, I believe it. I think the reason why it refuses to eat the chicken bones you gave it is mainly because you have beaten it before. Matchmaker Wang sighs, maybe you are right, but I I was only five years old at that time. How can I know this truth? Even though it looks full of guard, I still don’t want to give up. I want to continue to seduce it, so I raised the chicken bone again and called it softly, come on, come on Ah, this is a delicacy that all small animals love to eat. Do you have the heart to refuse it? As soon as the voice fell, I heard a whining. Before I recovered, the cat suddenly turned towards me without warning. My face rushed over, and I was horrified. I flashed back, but I tripped over the chair behind me and fell. Since I leaned back and fell, the back of my head hit the leg of the chair. A moment, it really hurts. I fell on all sides, and the anger in my heart has increased by a few percent. I got up on my bones, and chased after carrying the broom, cursing bitterly. Bastard, it’s a toast, not to eat or drink. It seems that you are a bastard, only suitable for being beaten. At this time, I am already impatient. Since this bastard, give it chicken bones, it If you don't eat, you come to me instead, so why should I be polite to it? Just after scolding the cat, he immediately felt a cool breeze on his face and a rustling pain on his face, huh? Okay, why does your face hurt? I subconsciously reached out and touched my left cheek, felt a sticky thing in one hand, and looked down at it, it was blood. At this time, I felt the pain of rustling again, and I immediately understood that my face was scratched by the cat. Now, I was even more angry, pointing at the cat, cursing, bastard! It seems that I really can't give you a good face. You are so bold that you actually scratched my face. I think you are living impatiently. It is tolerable, which is unbearable. I immediately decided to teach him a lesson. I am a big living person and cannot be bullied by a cat. At that time, I was dazzled by anger, where I could calm down, I immediately chased him with a broom, this little beast was very smart, knew I was going to hit him, and immediately jumped to the side with a limping foot. The place of residence is meowing, as if begging me to let it go. To be honest, it was limping and fled in front of it, looking really pitiful. But when I think of its evil deeds, my heart can't soften. It caused my aunt's corpse to change, and it just scratched my face. At this moment, I believe that my eyes are all red, and wherever I am willing to have pity for it, I will not let go of it, wherever it jumps, wherever my broom will go, it jumps to the dinner table, I I chased after him and beat all the plates on the table to pieces, and the broken magnets flew around in front of me. I don't care so much, just want to chase it and fight. There is only one thought in my heart, which is to kill it! The most hateful thing is that it jumped on the incense table. I waved my broom and knocked out all the scented candle compote on the incense table. Even the portrait of my aunt’s grandma was knocked down on the ground. I'm sorry for his portrait. When I got back to my senses, I found that the mourning hall had been smashed into a mess, and the ground was in a mess. This time, I was completely dumbfounded, and my heart said that if this happened, I would definitely be beaten. I look at the adults again, they are still sleeping soundly, snoring like thunder, I feel even more scared, damn, I have made such a big movement, why are they still sleeping? At this moment, I was standing in the mourning hall full of wolves, looking at the sleeping villagers, really wondering what happened to them? Sleeping like this? This is not scientific. "