Chapter 3158: Pan fried

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "Women are indeed a disaster. The two brothers had a dispute because it turned out to be a woman."
Luffy nodded, "Yes, in fact, strictly speaking, it can't be said to be a woman, because the girl was only seven or eight years old at the time and could not be called a woman."
The matchmaker Wang said twice, "Oh my god, at only seven or eight years old, have you already started playing tricks on men?"
Moyue laughed, "This kind of ability to tease the opposite is regardless of age. Some people are born with no teacher and learn by themselves, while some people have to spend their entire life and cannot tease the opposite sex, so they have to live alone. My life."
Lu Fei coughed and coughed, "Magic Yue, you are a love expert who has come out to teach you experience again."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "What kind of experience, I'm telling the truth. When it comes to fate, some people are naturally lucky, while some people have no relationship with the opposite for life."
Luffy sighed, "Okay, I think you are right. However, I don't want to be the kind of person who has nothing to do with the opposite as you said. Forget it, don't talk about this topic, I will continue to talk about the case just now. On the day of the accident, when the girl walked into the classroom in the morning, she held a flower in her hand and told her classmates exaggeratedly that the flower was given to her by a boy. After saying this, she deliberately looked back. The two brothers sitting in the corner. Because of this flower, the contradiction between the two brothers was completely intensified. The man's son suspected that the flower was sent by Zizai, and Zizai suspected that the flower was given by the man's son. All morning, the two teenagers spent the whole morning in mutual suspicion, and no one wanted to listen to the teacher's lecture. As for this Zai Zai is the murderous teenager. Even though the two of them relaxed joking together during the break between classes. But after school was over at noon, the two of them were walking on their way home. I don’t know who spoke first, like Zai Zai, asking about the flower like a joke. In fact, Zai Zai didn’t say anything serious at the time, just Say, doesn’t it mean good fair competition? Why are you giving her flowers secretly? Who knows that the man’s son reacted quite a bit, and immediately jumped up and cursed, you fucking, obviously you gave her flowers, Instead, you framed Lao Tzu. I know that you want to go first, but you don’t have to finish sending flowers and play stupid with me? Zai Zai was angry when he saw his rude words. Hey, what are you talking about? Actually cursing? That man’s. The son scolded, what's wrong with you? You shameless bastard, who said good fair play, why did you get on yourself first? Zazai smiled bitterly, I said, brother, what happened to you today? Where did I get on first, I absolutely It came in accordance with the rules of the two of us, never take the initiative to attack, wait for her to make a choice, didn’t we say that? I didn’t take the initiative to attack. As for the flower in her hand, it wouldn’t be you Take the initiative and give it to her, right? Now you are going with me, saying that I gave it. The man's son sternly said, am I that kind of person? Say one thing and do another? Zazai smiled bitterly, and I did. I’m not that kind of person. I’ve always done things openly and honestly. I said I didn’t send it, but I didn’t send it. The man’s son said angrily, you didn’t send it. Where did she get the flowers? Zaiza shook his head, how did I know? I still want to ask you about the flower. The son of that man smiled bitterly and asked me? You are so funny and pretending to be so like. I ask you now, every morning, you come to my house to find me Going to school together, why didn’t you come to me this morning? Zaizai can’t smile, because this morning, my mom used a pressure cooker to cook porridge, but she forgot that it was a pressure cooker, so she just opened the lid of the pot without venting. As a result, it was a tragedy. , Bang, the pot exploded, my mother was scalded by the porridge, and my dad and I immediately sent my mother to the small clinic at the gate of the community and applied a lot of scalding medicine. After tossing all morning, I wasted a lot of time. Moreover, your home lives far away from the school, and it takes time to find you. In order to avoid being late, I can only come to school directly. That's why I didn't go to your home to go to school with you this morning. The man's son sneered , Isn’t it? The pressure cooker exploded and my aunt was injured. I believe in such old-fashioned stories. Zaizai smiled bitterly That’s the truth. My mother’s person is stupid and has a bad memory. Every time I cook, I make jokes. I either forget to put salt in, or forget to put salt in myself and put it again. So my family’s dishes It’s not too salty and tasteless. I’m used to it. This is one of the reasons why I dare not take you to my house for dinner. I’m afraid you will laugh at my mother. She really can’t make it to the table. To be honest, even me My father dared not bring his colleagues home for dinner. I was worried that they were scared by my mother's craftsmanship. When eating at my house, we must prepare salt and or water on the table so that we can adjust the taste at any time. In order to avoid my mother’s sadness, my father and I would never talk about the saltiness of the dishes at the dinner table. Because the food is made by my mother, my father and I will always say it is delicious no matter whether it is salty or weak. In fact, before my mother had amnesia, her cooking skills were good. Unfortunately, three years ago, she had a serious illness. After the illness recovered, the brain seemed to be stimulated and became forgetful. Many things, even if only It's such a simple thing as going to the kitchen to get things, but when she arrives in the kitchen, she can't immediately remember what she did in the kitchen. The man's son sneered, enough, stop. I don't want to hear the story of my aunt who got amnesia. I just want to know what happened to that flower? Zai Zai laughed, brother, you are so nervous. Your seriousness just makes me feel funny. I have already told you that my mother was scalded by porridge this morning. My father and I spent the morning taking care of her, and I haven't even had breakfast yet. The man's son sneered, why don't you have breakfast? Zai Zai smiled, man, you are so funny. My family’s breakfast consisted of preserved egg and lean meat porridge cooked in a pressure cooker. As a result, the pot was fried, and the pot of porridge was sprayed out of the pot, splashing everywhere. The kitchen walls and ceiling were covered with porridge. My father and I The mother was sent to the clinic near the community, but it was too early and the clinic did not open. We followed the phone number left on the clinic door and contacted the staff of the clinic. It was already an hour later when the nurse from the clinic arrived. Up. My mother finished applying the medicine, and our family of three went home again. The kitchen was messy. I was worried that my father would not be able to clean it up alone, so I helped him wipe it together. After we cleaned up the kitchen, it was already seven forty-five, and we started class at eight. I only have fifteen minutes, where can I have time to eat? Ever since, my father and I hurried out without having breakfast. He goes to work and I go to school. This is all I did this morning, do you understand? "