Chapter 3212: Will we meet again?
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1217 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:52:44
When Mo Yue said this, he suddenly ran to the wall, held on to the wall, and retched.
Luffy chased after him and said in surprise, "Mom, you are not? I don't believe it, just a piece of monkey brain can make you so sick?"
Moyue frowned, "You don’t understand, it’s a live monkey brain, that brain is still alive, it turned into an eel, it got into my stomach, it swings in my stomach, somersaults, it Torturing me."
Luffy shook his head, "Nothing, you think too much. Moreover, how long ago it was, I believe that brain has been digested by you, and even the residue has been excreted. Now you don't have to worry at all. It's up."
Mo Yue smirked, "Well, really, I really don’t have to worry about it anymore, it’s been so long. But at the time, I really felt sick, like a living eel crawling into me. In his stomach."
Luffy smiled and said, "Oh, you, you believe that your stomach has a super digestive function, even if an eel gets into your stomach alive, the strong acid in your stomach can digest it. Turn its body into nutrients and store it in your body."
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "Mengmeng said the same thing that day. However, I still feel very uncomfortable. So I kept vomiting until I vomited the bile and stopped. While I was vomiting, Mengmeng was feasting, The food was delicious, and she saw that I would not eat the monkey brain. She ate the monkey brain all by herself. After the meal, the two of us broke up in front of the restaurant and went our own way."
Luffy coughed and coughed, "God, this story is not right. Generally speaking, dating procedures are not like this."
Mo Yue smiled, "You little boy, when it comes to dating procedures, I am more proficient than you. It is nothing more than eating first, and if you feel good, then go to the movies or go to the playground together, or go singing, if If you feel good, and the woman is already drunk, you can take her to the hotel directly."
Xiao Liu frowned, "Sure enough, it's the people in the city who are open. Can you go straight to the topic when you meet for the first time?"
Mo Yue smiled, "Yes, the girls in the city are enthusiastic and generous. They are not as conservative as the country girls, and there are many rules in the country. There are no bridesmaids, and you can't even see the girls."
Xiao Liu smiled and said, "Oh, what am I talking about? The men in the city can not only find a wife, but also take the time to get a mistress. Our country folks can't even see a hairy. It turns out that it's because the women in the city are open. ."
Luffy smiled, "Magic Yue, don't change the subject. Just tell the truth. Why didn't you follow the established dating program that day?"
Xiao Liu smiled, "I guess it's because that Mengmeng is not beautiful enough. So this eldest brother has no appetite for her, so he didn't start and let her go."
Luffy smiled, "Is that right?"
Moyue said, "Jing nonsense. Mengmeng is very beautiful. She stood in the crowd, especially dazzling. I recognized her at a glance. She is definitely a first-class beauty."
Xiao Liu shook his head, "Bring it. Since she is so beautiful, why don't you want her?"
Mo Yue smiled, "It feels bad."
Lu Fei smiled, "I see, you have a lot of opinions on Mengmeng eating monkey brains."
Mo Yue nodded, "Yes, it's not just a simple opinion, it's nausea. How can she eat something so disgusting, and still eat it often? When I was lying on the trash can, she was vomiting. After eating, I told me about the various benefits of monkey brain. After eating, I can be a seven-nighter. To be honest, I would rather not lift it, and I don’t want to eat that kind of food for aphrodisiac, but she I’ve been chattering endlessly, as if the monkey brain is a great tonic. I think this kind of woman, I can’t get along with her, because what she likes and is regarded as a treasure is for me. It’s disgusting. We have different ideas and different understandings of the same things. Too many differences made me not want to continue this date. So, we actually broke up. And she might think of me It’s very useless. He can’t even eat delicious supplements. How can such a man be her boyfriend? In fact, afterwards, although I stopped vomiting, she kept talking about the benefits of monkey brain, but I said something. She couldn’t listen, so she nodded her head, and occasionally echoed a few words. She was worried about her being cold and feeling embarrassed. She also saw that I was perfunctory. So after she talked about the benefits of monkey brain, she finally ate up monkey brain. I watched her gracefully pick up the napkin and wipe her mouth, and quickly called the waiter to check out. I believe she could also feel that my patience with her had already reached its limit. When I walked to the restaurant with her and said goodbye to her, She also asked me in a low voice, will we meet again?"
Lu Fei laughed loudly when she heard this, "Moyue, even though you have always resisted her, she seems to have a strong affection for you. She asked you that, obviously, she still wants to meet you. "
Mo Yue nodded, "Yes, it is undeniable that I am a standard ugly man in your human minds. However, my graceful demeanor is still obsessed with certain girls."
Lu Fei sneered, "Bah! What kind of graceful demeanor, nowadays women are all looking for money, the reason why they show obsession with you is because you have money. Otherwise, based on your looks, you have no money. If you do, I believe no woman will look at you directly."
Little Liu laughed loudly, "Yes, Luffy is right. Women are like this, as long as you have money in your pocket, even if you are ugly and beat the Pig Bajie, there are still beauties chasing you. But if you have no money , Even if you look more beautiful than Pan An, the women will go away and look for another high branch."
Mo Yue said angrily, "Enough, Luffy, if you don't open your mouth, no one will treat you as dumb."
Luffy smiled and said, "What are you doing? I just told the truth. Are you so much reaction? But Xiao Liu, you have something wrong. If there is a man who can really beat Pan An, then this Can a man eat soft rice, why should he hang himself on a tree?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes, now the times have changed. What is called the age of male sex, which means that beautiful men will also be supported by women."
Lu Fei smiled and said, "It's a pity that you don't have this kind of luck, Demon Yue, because your appearance is really--ah, cough--"
When Lu Fei said this, he had to stop, because he found Mo Yue glaring at him, wishing to swallow him in one bite, and hurriedly changed his words, "Actually, what I want to say is that your looks are very distinctive."