Chapter 3242: Cricket
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1198 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:52:49
Xiao Liu nodded a little disappointedly, "Well, I understand. The psychological shadow has no substance."
Luffy smiled and said, "Yes, psychological shadows have no substance. And in everyone's heart, more or less, there will be shadows. However, in most cases, everyone will protect themselves well. Will not easily let the psychological shadows emerge, and control oneself."
Xiao Liu smiled bitterly, "Once human beings are controlled by their own psychological shadows, what will happen?"
Luffy laughed, "Then terrible things will happen. Once human beings are controlled by psychological shadows, after a certain degree of severity, hallucinations will occur. Once hallucinations occur, it is very troublesome. You know, a person Once the hallucinations occur, his mind is not clear. He is likely to regard his relatives, friends or colleagues as enemies or monsters that only appear in some science fiction movies. In this case, in his hallucination world, it is very likely There is no human being, oh, ahem, I can’t say that. At least he himself is a human being. In his illusion world, he is the only human. Other people, such as his relatives, friends, colleagues, neighbors, and even The pedestrians walking on the street are all monsters. He is trapped in a terrible world. Those monsters slowly approached him, intending to kill him. He needs to fight hard to escape from birth. In order to escape, he began a desperate fight with those monsters."
Xiao Liu smiled and said, "It seems that the illusion is really terrible."
Luffy sighed, "Yes, people who are controlled by hallucinations are very poor. Once he wakes up, he will look back at what he has done, and he will definitely regret it. Okay, maybe I can imitate that dog for you now. The owner's reaction after being hit by a psychological shadow."
The devil yelled twice, "Oh, Luffy, what are you doing? You didn't plan to apply for the Beijing Film or the Chinese Opera, what are you doing here?"
Luffy frowned, "Moyue, how do you talk? I'm just on a whim, and want to show you the situation at the time. You actually mocked me for wanting to apply for the Chinese Opera Beiying? Do you think too much? Okay, I I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, I will show it to you now."
After Luffy finished speaking, he jumped up first, and then pretended to be badly injured, screamed, and fell from mid-air, clutching his chest. When landing, Luffy's left foot touches the ground first, and his left foot is usually used less. Normal people are used to bearing the weight of the body with their right foot. At this time, the whole body was pressed on the left foot, which was usually not very heavy, and Luffy heard a click, and then, a sore numbness hit the ankle, so he screamed again and collapsed on the ground, clutching his ankle. Moaning constantly.
Upon seeing this, Xiao Liu and Wang Matchmaker were shocked, and they all ran over. Xiao Liu helped Lu Fei up and cared about it, "Luffy, are your feet okay?"
Luffy smiled awkwardly, "It's okay, I just got a foot accidentally."
Xiao Liu frowned, "Let me see."
Luffy had to lift up his trousers and show it to him. Who knows, even he was taken aback when he saw it, "God, my ankle is swollen."
Luffy was right. At this moment, his ankle was swollen like a radish, and his ankle was red like a barbecue. He stretched out his hand and pressed it, pressing a hole.
Xiao Liu stretched out his hand and pressed it, his face changed drastically, "God, your ankle is so swollen."
Luffy hissed with pain, and smiled helplessly, "Okay, I know it's swollen, please don't press it anymore. You press it like this, I really hurt."
Matchmaker Wang smiled bitterly, "Luffy, your ankle is crippled, let Xiao Liu massage you, you can quickly reduce the swelling and heal faster."
Luffy waved his hand vigorously, "No way, no way, I'm sore, and now my ankle is not allowed to be touched." After finishing speaking, he reached out and touched it, and immediately let out a scream. Ruined."
Demon Yue laughed loudly, "Luffy, who told you to be able to do it? You have to imitate the appearance of a dog owner falling down when hit by a psychological shadow, now it's good, you have your ankle choked, this is called self-inflicted. Don’t live. Just now you made two screams. The first scream was made before your left foot hit the ground, and the second scream was made after your left foot hit the ground, and the second scream was made after you hit the ground with your left foot. Before the scream, I could clearly hear your ankle click. From this, it can be analyzed that your first scream was pretended, because at that time, your feet hadn’t touched the ground. You just needed it according to the plot. , A scream at the right time, and the second scream was made after you landed on your left foot. At that time, your ankle was cracked. That click is the sound you made when your ankle was cracked." Whistle easily.
Lu Fei sneered, "Magic Yue, what are you talking about nonsense?"
Mo Yue laughed, "What I want to say is that you made two screams just now. The first scream is obviously fake, the second is sharp and piercing, and it sounds very scary. It’s a real scream. And the second scream is completely unexpected, because you didn’t expect you to get a kick. You screamed without any preparation and made a second Screaming. There are always surprises in everything, right?"
Lu Fei said angrily, "Enough, you white-eyed wolf, you lie in my body every day. So far, I haven't paid a penny of the rent, so I have the face to look at my jokes? I have done this, you Should I think of a solution for me?"
Moyue laughed loudly, "Hey, the landlord is great, I can't provoke him, Luffy, you won't be angry, and plan to drive me away?"
Lu Fei sneered, "As for whether I want to drive you away, it depends on your performance."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "The landlord is powerful, the landlord is mighty, I am afraid of the landlord."
Luffy smiled, "Since I am afraid, then hurry up and think of ideas for me."
Xiao Liu and Wang Matchmaker standing aside, listening to the conversation between Lu Fei and Mo Yue, felt confused.
Xiao Liu said in surprise, "Luffy, what landlord are you two talking about? I can't understand a word?"
Matchmaker Wang frowned, "Xiao Liu, you child, your head is really stupid. Why haven't you heard it? Even my old lady understands that Lu Fei is the landlord of Moyue."
Lu Fei smiled triumphantly, "Yes, Matchmaker Wang is right. I am the landlord of Moyue. He owes me rent for several months now. You said, what should I do?"
Matchmaker Wang frowned, "Huh? This rent is also a debt, so what should I do? Repay the debt." After speaking, she turned her face to look at the demon Yue from head to toe, tut. Two times, "Speaking of which, this demon yue is dressed like a rich man, can he be someone who owes money and doesn't pay it back?"