Chapter 3255: Pig teammate

Lu Fei sneered, "What's the big deal? How do I know?"
Mo Yue glanced back, and found that Matchmaker Wang was looking at them with suspicious eyes. She turned her face and said in a low voice, "You bastard, don't pretend to be 13, okay? Did you forget that we came here? It has a mission. We have agreed to help Wang Matchmaker."
Luffy laughed loudly. "What are you talking about? What mission is not mission? I tell you, it’s your idea to come here, not mine. I didn’t want to come here at all, but you forced me to give it. Pulled. Moreover, your so-called helping Wang Matchmaker was your idea, and it has nothing to do with me."
Mo Yue sighed, "No way, as soon as the police arrive, our affairs are bound to be mixed up."
Lu Fei sneered, "Magic Yue, please don't take a bite of our business. I know what you call our business is to help matchmaker Wang, but that's just your personal thoughts and has nothing to do with me. I was just forced to do it by you. It’s just a padded back. So you don’t want to take a bite of our business, I’m very awkward. I now solemnly remind you that it’s your business, not mine, so don’t tell me it’s our business, it’s a Human affairs. Don’t count me again."
Mo Yue said angrily, "You know what a fart, now we are together, my business is your business, if it gets messed up, wouldn't we come here for nothing?"
Luffy laughed loudly, "Oh, you idiot, now I am worried about this for nothing? What did you do when I tried to wipe your butt? Keep tearing down the platform, the lie I just told you , They both believed it to be true. As a result, you immediately pointed out my loopholes by the side. Well, I worked so hard to make up the story for a long time, but you were confuse it again."
Moyue grabbed his scalp and said embarrassedly, "Luffy, you really can't rely on me for this. The main reason is that your story is so ridiculous that you can't even fool a three-year-old child. You actually said that you brought it. Officer Ye caught me, the tomb thief. Isn’t this a tale of the world? Is there any fool who would believe this stupid story?"
Lu Fei said angrily, "Which fool believed it? But they had already believed it just now. It was all because of you, pointing out the loopholes in my story, and they had doubts about my story. Therefore, things got to this point. , It’s all because of you. First of all, you opened your mouth and accidentally told your true identity. In order to make up for you, I had to make up a story. As a result, they already believed my story. Jump out and expose me, you are so awesome, I don’t know what to say about you. Xiao Liu and Wang Matchpo are two unseen country folks, it is easy to fool them, but you come out again, Demystify me. So, all things are up to this point, thanks to you, and now I have nothing to do. You can figure it out, right?"
Mo Yue said angrily, "No, things have not been done now, and we are currently grasshoppers on the same rope. We can't run you or jump me. You must help me find a way."
Luffy laughed, "What else can I do now? I have been completely defeated by you. In order to make a round for you, I tried my best to lie, but you, not only stopped helping me, but once I demolished my station again and again. You really belonged to you. I lied for a long time. Who am I for? I am all for you."
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "I know you are helping me, but your level of storytelling is too bad? First of all, where am I like a tomb thief? Oh, by the way, you also said that I am a lunatic with serious delusions. I don’t mind if you try to hack me and turn me into a pot chief, but you shouldn’t brag about yourself as a hero who captures the tomb thief. The last thing you should do is brag about yourself. It's better than Officer Ye. It's absolutely impossible. Even a dull person can hear the irrationality of your story."
Lu Fei said angrily, "I baah? I admit that I was blowing too much, but Xiao Liu and Wang Matchmaker didn't find any loopholes just now. They both believed my story as true. They just praised me together. But, at this moment, you suddenly appeared and gave me a good show of Chen Yaojin halfway through the road. Give me a report. This is done. All my hard work It was in vain. I was really off by you. The most disgusting thing about people like you is that you got things to this point, and now you turn to me for help? I will ask you, you still have to face ?"
Mo Yue frowned, "Luffy, you really can't blame me for exposing you, mainly because you just made up the story, the loophole is too obvious, so I can't help but stand up and correct it."
Luffy laughed loudly, "Correct? Okay, this word is really good. Under your old man's correction, Xiao Liu and Wang matchmaker woke up and attacked me instead. Now Xiao Liu is looking for the village chief. This is the result you can't help but correct me. You are so awesome. If you must evaluate you, I can only say that you are simply the best pig teammate. I am so unlucky to catch up with you. "
Moyue sighed, "Enough, don't hurt me anymore. I regret it now, I know I shouldn't expose you just now. In fact, the story you made up is pretty decent in terms of plot, but you can't think about it carefully. If you think about it carefully, you will find huge loopholes immediately."
Lu Fei said angrily, "I! Pooh! What loopholes are not loopholes, if you didn't remind them, would they find those loopholes? You are a pig teammate, don't deny it anymore. I lie desperately to help you make ends meet, but you Well, you can’t even go with me by the side. You’re such a trash. Okay, that’s okay, you’ve messed up the matter by yourself, now you should have nothing to say. I’ve tried my best to help you anyway. Up."
Although Lu Fei and Demon Yue quarreled fiercely, but Matchmaker Wang was present, they still did not dare to speak loudly, fearing that they would be heard by Matchmaker Wang. The matchmaker Wang knew that they must be conspiring something again. She wanted to eavesdrop, but she didn't dare to get too close, but after all, she was too old to hear, but she stood behind them and saw them. Excited, I had guessed that they were arguing fiercely, especially Luffy, his face flushed red, and he kept waving his hands as if fighting.
Matchmaker Wang couldn’t help it anymore, coughing and coughing,
Hey, you two actors, Xiao Liu is gone, who else are you acting for? Well, I said, no one is watching your acting anymore, you guys. Can it be stopped?"