Chapter 3261: The old man was fooled
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1276 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:52:52
After hearing Moyue’s answer, the old man didn’t react. Instead, Luffy was shocked. He looked at Moyue and was so shocked that he couldn’t speak. His heart said that he could do such shameless lies. Compiled.
Mo Yue ignored Lu Fei's surprised eyes and smiled, "Master, I am a physical education teacher and he is my student."
The old man touched his chin, oh, he seemed to be somewhat satisfied with the answer, "Well, in fact, no matter how you look at you, you don’t look like a teacher, but if you are a physical education teacher, it’s different. After all, the school’s requirements for physical education teachers are not so strict."
Seeing that the old man believed it, Moyue decided to continue to fool the old man, "Who said that it is not strict? Physical education teachers also have to conduct strict assessments when entering school. If the indicators do not meet the standards, they will still not be able to enter the school. I went to school. When I applied for a position, I went through a rigorous assessment. All pull-ups, 100-meter sprints, and 3,000-meter long-distance runs have all passed the assessment. I passed the assessment with a super high score in the assessment."
The old man saw that Mo Yue was talking so eloquently, he no longer doubted him, and actually followed him relaxedly, laughing.
The old man smiled, "Managing students is a very hard thing, right?"
Mo Yue nodded, "Yes, to put it bluntly, it's just hard work. A group of small troublemakers make trouble for me every day, and my head hurts with anger. Sometimes they are so angry that they really want to hit people, but they are too young to do it. Go, besides, they are not my own children. If they were my children, I would have to beat them all submissively."
At this time, Luffy, who was standing on the side, couldn't stretch anymore, grabbed the devil's Yue, and said sharply, "You bastard, you really can brag. Actually you say you are my teacher? Do you need a face? "
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "Didn't you say it yourself, I just used the plot you said to make use of the topic, are you so angry?"
Lu Fei said angrily, "I'm pooh! Give me time to relax."
The old man coughed and coughed, "Hey, why did you two quarrel again? By the way, I am going home now, why are you chasing me?"
Mo Yue smiled, "We two want to know where the village chief is?"
The old man looked up at the hot sun in the sky, and smiled, "The weather is good today. The village chief should not be at home. He should be working in the field. A few days ago, he talked to me about his home. There is too much straw in it, it's time to burn."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Master, you mean that the village chief should burn wheat straw in the field now."
The old man nodded, pointed his finger at the thick smoke in the distance, and smiled, "Look there, the village head’s house is over there. If you want to find him, just go in the direction of the thick smoke and specify I can find him."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Understood, thank you, old man." After speaking, he pulled Luffy and ran forward.
The old man looked at their distant back, still feeling full of suspicion, "Well, these two children, what are you going to do with the village chief?"
Who knows, this sentence was clearly whispered, but it was heard by Luffy. Luffy opened his throat and shouted, "Master, we are looking for the village chief to understand the folk customs of the village. This village is relatively ancient, it seems A lot of folk customs have been left behind. We need to find out about the village chief. I want to write your village in my report."
The old man smiled and said, "Oh, that's the way it turns out. It's better to be willing to write our village better."
Lu Fei smiled and said, "No problem, I will definitely write all the new weather and progress in your village."
The old man smiled at ease, "Then go now. The kids nowadays are not ordinary, they are all learned, can write, draw, and speak, how wonderful. I am old, I can't keep up with this good time. But Well, this student is really strange. Didn’t he talk about some reports? Shouldn’t the writing of the report belong to the Chinese teacher, but why did this child follow a physical education teacher behind his to supervise him writing the report? Huh? , Strange, forget it, I can't take care of the young man's affairs, let him go. He looks like a good boy."
The old man stood on the spot and talked for a long time before turning around slowly, still humming a little song in his mouth, looking at ease and contentment.
Lu Fei and Mo Yue both ran far away, and when they turned their heads, they found that the old man was still standing there, waving at them with a smile.
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes, the old man has been completely fooled. I hope I can see the village chief later, and this effect can be achieved."
Luffy frowned, "You can really talk nonsense, run quickly."
The two took big strides and ran towards the thick smoke one after another. After running for about a bag of cigarettes, I saw a large field not far ahead. Many people were working in the field. Among them was a gray-haired old man who was burning wheat straw in the field.
Lu Fei pointed at the old man who burned straw, and said excitedly, "Magic Yue, do you dare to bet with me? That old man who burned straw must be the village chief."
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "Aren't you talking nonsense? The old man has already made it clear to you just now. He said that there is a large pile of wheat straw in the village head’s land to be burned. At this moment, the old man who burns wheat straw in the field can only It's the village head, not someone else."
Luffy snorted coldly, "Then let's go quickly, and wait for a hammer?" After speaking, he had to run forward.
But Luffy didn't run two steps, so he hurriedly caught the back of his clothes. Looking back, he saw Mo Yue standing expressionlessly behind him. He couldn't help but angrily said, "Hey, what are you doing? Didn’t you say that you are going to find the village chief? Now the village chief is right in front of you, why not go find him?"
Mo Yue smiled, "Oh, are you stupid or I stupid? Or are we both stupid. I said Luffy, did you forget why we two came out?"
Luffy clutched his scalp, pondered for a long time, and smiled embarrassedly, "Ah, don't you say, I really forgot to be interrupted by the old man. I said Moyue, why did we come to the village because of this? The long one?"
Moyue laughed loudly, "You pig brain, I know that you have forgotten everything. Luffy, I advise you to calm down and think about it, why are we here to find the village chief, you Wouldn’t you really think that you came to the village head to learn about local customs just to write a folklore report?
Lu Fei was startled, rubbing his temples vigorously, with a confused expression on his face that people with amnesia have.
Mo Yue was anxious, grabbed Luffy, and shook it vigorously, "Hey, be sober, cheer up, I am not a physical education teacher, and you are not a student writing folk reports, understand?"