Chapter 3341: Exercise

When Luffy heard this, he couldn't help it, and laughed, "This little red is worthy of being a foodie. Isn't it just eating fish, and you need to watch how cats eat fish so much? The most ridiculous thing is As a descendant of a great and wise man, he decided to worship cats as his teacher in order to eat fish. Isn't this a shame?"
Mo Yue laughed and said, "What's wrong with this? Didn't Xiao Hong tell me that there must be my teacher in the threesome. Now, Xiao Hong wants to eat fish and plans to go with cats and worship cats as his teacher. It's really nothing strange. Yes. You are so strange."
Luffy smiled, "I have seen a lot of strange people and strange things in the world, but this is the first time I have seen a strange thing like her. How shocked I am. Because some people learn to eat fish from cats. Time, it’s better to do something more meaningful."
Mo Yue smiled, "So, everyone thinks differently. The same thing you think is a waste of time, maybe in the eyes of others, but it's a very important thing."
Lu Fei shook his head, "This Xiaohong is really boring. If a person always puts eating first, is there any difference between such a person and a pig?"
Mo Yue smiled, "Aren't you talking nonsense? Xiao Hong is naturally different from pigs. First of all, from the outside, they are obviously different. Although Xiao Hong is fat, at least he looks like a human, but pigs are It's different. The pig must land on all four hooves."
The village chief smiled bitterly, "Enough, you two don't talk anymore, let me go on. Xiao Hong said that, stretched out her stubby right hand in mid-air and stroked the air, seeming to be touching the air. Something that doesn’t exist. Everyone can’t cry or laugh. Your mother laughed, and I said Xiao Hong, you are so courageous, you dare to reach into the cat’s mouth. The cats you often feed fish are all wild cats. Right? The wild cats are very dirty. They run around and run around. They are full of bacteria. If you are bitten by a wild cat, beware of tetanus. Xiaohong smiles bitterly, auntie, don't worry, I know those wild cats very well. , They look forward to me taking fish to find them every day, so they won’t bite me. Moreover, I feel that you have a misunderstanding of wild cats. In fact, wild cats are as good as domestic cats, but wild cats are timid and afraid to follow humans. Being close, after all, there are many unfriendly guys among humans who abuse poor kittens. Are there few kittens killed by those perverts? Because of their existence, wild cats will be extra vigilant, but once they gain their trust Later, you will find that wild cats are actually as cute and cute as domestic cats. Auntie, let me tell you that I later adopted a wild cat in order to take a closer look at the cat eating fish, and that cat is still with me. At home, I would feed it fish every day. Even in the twelfth lunar month, I would go to the river to fish to ensure that it had fish all the time. The purpose was to learn how to eat fish from it. I started watching cats eat fish. Finally, I was going to try it myself. It took a full two months. In other words, I started to try it after two months of observation. When I first used this method to eat fish, my tongue fell down. I didn’t have any thorns. At that time, my tongue was just like everyone here. Since there were no barbs, I still insisted on eating fish in this way. At first, every time I ate fish, my tongue would get stabbed by fish. Her tongue was even pierced with blood. Your mother was so scared that she screamed again, ah? You are really amazing, even if it is pierced with blood, do you have to keep practicing? She nodded vigorously, yes, you must Practice, after all, fish is such a delicious delicacy. And fish can be made into many tricks, which can be fried or stewed, what kind of braised fish, pickled fish, sliced ​​fish, pepper noisy fish. There are various ways to eat fish. .Speaking of such a delicious fish, if you can’t learn to eat fish, wouldn’t it be a shame. I know that eating fish in a normal way is the kind of method of picking thorns before eating fish. It’s really disappointing. You say Originally, a piece of delicious fish was caught in a plate, but I couldn’t swallow it in one bite. I had to pick the thorns for a long time. It felt uncomfortable to listen to it. Therefore, I must learn to eat fish like a cat. Therefore, no matter how hard it is, I I also need to learn how cats eat fish. At first, there were no barbs on my tongue, and my tongue couldn’t pick out fish bones at all. It was pricked with blood, but I am not a person who gives up easily. I insist After practicing, after the barbs grow on my tongue, I can eat one in my belly leisurely like a cat without worrying about being stabbed by a fishbone. Your mother was surprised, eh? Then from You start to taste At the end of the trial, your tongue was covered with barbs. How long did it take? Xiao Hong frowned and seemed to be thinking, before smiling for a while, um, I roughly calculated it, if I remember correctly, it should have been three years and two months. Your mother was surprised, oh my god, you can really persist, did you actually use more than three years to practice this fish-eating technique? Xiaohong nodded, yes, at first, my idea was simple, isn't it just to grind the tongue out to grow barbs? If only barbs are worn out, half a year will be enough, right? Unfortunately, that is just my personal opinion. This idea changed completely after I practiced for a week. Because after a week of practice, my tongue became swollen, and the tongue coating was full of blood cuts by fish bones. As long as the tongue is slightly hardened, blood will come out, and there is always a sweet blood in my mouth. Taste, I know it is because the tongue coating is bleeding constantly. During that time, I could only eat rice porridge, and I could not put anything on it, no matter whether it was salt or sugar. As for the irritating seasonings such as chili, it was even more not allowed. Because of the many wounds on the tongue, eating any food with seasoning is a tingling sensation. The tongue was swollen like bread, and it was difficult to speak because the tongue could not move and the words became unclear. To say that in the early days of my practice, the suffering I encountered can be imagined. However, as I said, I am a man of perseverance. Since I decided to practice my tongue into a cat-like tongue with barbs, I must stick to it. So, even though my tongue was so painful that I could not eat for a while, I still did not give up. After the initial pain passed, I felt the condition of my tongue was much better. At the very least, the tongue hurts less. At first, the heart-wrenching pain disappeared. As soon as the pain disappeared, I could naturally continue to practice with confidence. . "