Chapter 3348: I'm not alive
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1390 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:53:09
Lu Fei smiled, "Speaking of which Tie Zhu’s parents were also invited by the monkeys to make fun of it? The original blind date meal was messed up by the ugly monster Xiao Hong. This Tie Zhu’s parents are still in the mood for A bowl of quarrel?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "What do you know? A pot, in your opinion, is not a thing, but in the eyes of rural people, it is a treasure. Because the villagers have no income, they rely on a few acres of land throughout the year. Exchange some money with the pigs, cows and chickens raised at home. So they buy something, but it's more laborious. After all, their income is limited. So every pot is more important."
The village chief smiled and said, "Okay. You two stop, I will continue now. Tie Zhu and his wife discussed with each other, but Xiao Hong's mother was anxious. Xiao Hong's mother said anxiously. Hey, what are you and your wife conspiring? Mother Tie Zhu smiled awkwardly. I said the old girl, but we didn’t say anything, just chattering. Xiaohong’s mother smiled bitterly, and I said old sister, I have something to look for you. , Why are you talking to your husband so hard that you ignore me? Mother Tie Zhu smiled bitterly, what's the matter? Xiaohong's mother smiled, didn't I just say it? Bring me a rubber glove. Tie Zhu's mother turned and looked at her husband, and found that he was also full of doubts, and couldn't help but smile wryly, eh? What do you want rubber gloves for? Xiaohong's mother coughed twice and asked you to take them. There are so many questions here? Mother Tie Zhu sighed, is a glove enough? Xiao Hong's mother smiled, it's enough, go get it quickly. Mother Tie Zhu pushed her husband and get it quickly. Why are you still dead? Standing, there is no vitality? Tie Zhu's father recovered, pointing to the tip of his nose, and asked, what? It's me again? So why don't you take it yourself? Tie Zhu's mother sneered. Husband, the blind date, in the final analysis, it was you who did it. Now that the matter has reached this point, you still have to solve it. This is called the person who needs to tie the bell to untie the bell. Tie Zhu's father laughed helplessly Dao, OK, I deserve it, I'll carry this pot, let's go. After speaking, sighed, turned and left. Xiaohong's mother laughed, your husband and wife are really weird, isn't it just a glove, Such a simple matter needs a long time to discuss? Tie Zhu’s mother knew that she hadn’t heard what their husband and wife were arguing, and smirked, hey, don’t you know, Tie Zhu’s father has reached his age, and it’s a big deal. I could nag for a long time. Just now he kept complaining, saying that the fish was expensive. Xiaohong's mother frowned, what fish? How could it be expensive? At this time, Tie Zhu's mother was naturally nonsense, she Seeing Xiaohong’s mother pressed, she continued to pull it off. Oh, or else, it’s rare for our family to buy fish to eat. If it’s not for the Chinese New Year, we really reluctant to buy it. In the past, every Chinese New Year was fished in the reservoir. Xiaohong’s mother Shocked, Damn, the reservoir? Isn’t it a long run? Tie Zhu’s mother sighed, what should I do? In order to save some money, don’t you need to spend money to fish in the reservoir? But this year, I don’t know Tie Zhu. There was something wrong with my dad, so he had to say to buy fish to eat. In the end, he took Tie Zhu to the market to buy fish. The two of them spent a whole day in the market, and they were frozen like their grandson. They brought back so many small pieces. Fish. The most hateful thing is that the money has not been spent less. I told my child his father that he would not buy if there is no suitable one. He would not listen. He always feels awkward to go to the market and go home empty-handed. His dad has this virtue. , As long as there are two dollars in your pocket, you can't hold it. Xiaohong's mother will be suspicious, eh? You two have been arguing for so long because of this matter? I can't believe it. Isn't it just a few fish? I bought everything, and I ate it all in my stomach. What is it making? Tie Zhu’s mother pretended to be okay and laughed. Hey, my husband and I were called daily bickering. At this time, I had been lying on the basin before vomiting. Xiaohong suddenly stopped Spit, raised his head slowly, everyone looked at her face and immediately screamed in unison, and then bent down all over, vomiting. Xiaohong felt baffled by everyone's reaction, what's the matter? Why did they react so much? Her mother just wanted to say how I knew, she turned her face to look at Xiao Hong’s face, and she was dumbfounded. It turned out that Xiao Hong had just buried her head in the basin and vomited for a long time. Now her face is covered with vomit, what kind of vegetable leaves. , Shredded pork, all hung on her face sticky with stomach juice, looking disgusting. Xiao Hong naturally had no way of knowing what her face would be like now, because there was no mirror in the hall and she couldn't see her face. So she felt strange to everyone's reaction. And now, when she saw her mother, staring at her face, she also had that kind of horror and incredible expression. She was surprised, Mom, what's the matter with you? What's on my face? Is it worth your fear? Her mother resisted the nausea and coughed twice, child, it's okay, you wipe the things on your face well. Xiao Hong suddenly realized that she stretched out her hand to make a look of her face, touched a sticky ball of vomit, and immediately exclaimed, God, I'm dying, my face is dirty, no, I want to wash my face, I How can you meet people like this? What's more, I am here on a blind date today. Her mother smiled bitterly, and I said the child, you still know that you came here today for a blind date. In my opinion, you have done this and there is no hope for a blind date. You should give up. Xiao Hong listened, her mouth slumped, she cried, no, I just like his brother, I must marry him, I am his person in life, and his ghost in death. Her mother sternly said, OK, don't be ashamed, and cry! Don't you think today is not enough shame? To be honest, you have lost all my face, and I will not be able to look up in this village from now on. Xiao Hong felt hopeless for a blind date, and cried more harshly. Her mother scolded her again. The mother and daughter, one crying and the other scolding, made everyone present look at each other and be at a loss. Your mother stepped forward and persuaded, I said, old girl, Xiao Hong, this child, is actually not bad, it is this child, a little--that, how should I say, lack of this--reservation that women should have. Tie Zhu’s mother pondered for a long time before finally expressing the awkwardness in her heart euphemistically. At the end, she explained that, actually, Xiaohong is really good, as long as a little bit more reserved and shy of a girl’s family, I believe she must I will find a good wife. Xiaohong's mother was shocked when she heard this, huh? In that case, my Xiaohong is completely hopeless. Xiaohong was crying like tears, but when she heard Tie Zhu's mother say this, she immediately pulled her throat open and howled. Mom, what should I do? From now on I will have no face to meet people. My blind date was rejected by others, so I won’t live anymore. After finishing speaking, he suddenly jumped on the ground, got up from the chair, lowered his head, and rammed into the wall next to him. "