Chapter 3519: I don’t need to go to the restaurant when I’m hungry
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1363 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:54:03
Luffy smiled bitterly, "This three girl is really pitiful. It's terrifying to be harassed by a wretched uncle every day, and to listen to his foul language and spread some unbearable knowledge of sex."
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "What can we do? Her family is poor, and she can only live in that kind of environment. Maybe it's OK in this store. If it's in another store, maybe she His virginity has long been taken away by some terrible boss."
Luffy smiled and said, "What do you mean? Are you saying that the boss is a little better and didn't push her too hard?"
Mo Yue smiled, "I'm not saying that this boss is better. In fact, this boss, like other middle-aged wretched uncles, has tried every means to get the benefits of women. But the good thing is that the boss lady is a Fierce wife, with such a jealous wife looking at him, he just wants to do something shameful with Sanya, so he doesn't dare to be too blatant."
Luffy smiled, "I see, what you mean is that this boss, like other men, wants to fall to the ground with hunger and thirst when he sees a woman."
Mo Yue nodded, "Yes, I just explained it to you just now. Eating is the nature of men. Regardless of whether there is a man with or without education, even a full-bodied academician, seeing a beautiful woman is just as pleasing to the eye. A man There is no difference between them, but the boss has a thorn in his side, that is, his wife, so he has to be cautious, so that, a little three girl, he has been thinking about it for so long, but he can't eat it. Go in your mouth."
Lu Fei smiled and said, "I seem to understand what you mean. If you change to another man, and there is no fierce wife around you, you will have gotten the virginity of the little maid long ago."
The village chief coughed and coughed, "I said you two, and started discussing again, can you listen to me?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes, you continue. In fact, it is Luffy who interrupts you every time, I just agree with it casually."
Lu Fei said angrily, "Oh, do you interrupt less often?"
The village chief smiled bitterly, "Okay, both of you stop, let me go on. The three girls are not very angry, OK, I am naive, I am ridiculous, let's go. Please stop talking about those evil and terrible things. I didn’t want to hear a word. The boss laughed, what? You actually regard this kind of thing as an evil and ridiculous thing? I tell you, this kind of thing is the best thing to be born with, and it is by no means an evil and terrible thing. , I don’t know what you think, and you think of this kind of thing as evil and terrible. Okay, let’s talk about how to spend this silver dollar. I told you just now. Last time I passed by When I was in Hipchuntang, I was seduced by a few fans standing at the door. Those charming fairies laughed so sweetly. Madan’s, my soul was hooked by them. I feel that if you don’t One of them rubbed the floor, I'm really sorry that they glared at me and coquettish in every way, I have to compare bed skills with one of them. The three girls sneered, um, you've been talking about this. It's been a long time, you are holding this silver dollar and you plan to go to Xichuntang to find a girl. I already know about this. Then, what are you going to do next? Although the girls at Xichuntang look good, but, after all, it is a bathhouse. The woman taking a bath in the bath is not much more expensive than beautiful. The boss smiled, yes, this is also the reason why the bathhouse is more popular with men, and it is economical. Especially the girl in the Hyechuntang, looks no better than a prostitute. The top brand is poor, but the price is much cheaper. So now, as long as it is a man who is not well-off, he will choose to go to the bathhouse to solve the problem. Anyway, they are all women, as long as they look the same. Do that kind of thing, just look pleasing to the eye. That’s it, and it doesn’t necessarily have to be the beauty of the country’s beauty and beauty. If it’s that kind of peerless beauty, it’s not the turn of us mortal mortals to get involved. Oh, by the way, I said just now, take this Silver dollar, you can go to the Xichuntang to take a bath first. After the bath, you will definitely be hungry-Sanya laughed and said, oh, if you eat, you can go to the famous tavern on our street-Dongpo Ju, it’s said that the Dongpo pork knuckle in that pub is very delicious. The meat cooked by the chef there, let alone eat it in your mouth, even if you smell the fragrance, it makes the population flow three feet long. The boss smiled bitterly, I said that little girl, you don’t know the fart, why do you always interrupt? Who told you that you must eat when you are hungry? You probably don’t know what is popular in the street now? I tell you the truth, you are hungry Now, go to the restaurant. It was done thirty years ago. Now I’m hungry, who would go to the restaurant? Sanya was taken aback. Oh, boss, what you said is really strange, I’m hungry. It’s not that you have to eat. If you eat, you don’t want to go to a restaurant. Where do you go? The boss smiled, you idiot, I told you just now that modern people are hungry not to go to restaurants to solve problems, but to go to opium shops to solve problems. Sanya frowned, stop, stop it. I'm hungry, don't eat, just opium, don't you want to live? The boss laughed, what do you know? Opium is the best thing. People only need to inhale opium, What do you want, what do you think. Three girls Cough twice, I don't believe it, can that thing be so magical? What do you want? In the end, it's not like dreaming. When the addiction is over, it's not a poor ghost, and live as long as you want. People cannot live in dreams. The boss was scolded by the little maid, and became angry and scolded. What do you know? What you want is that kind of dreamy feeling, that kind of ecstatic feeling, very wonderful, as if living in a dream. This feeling is very beautiful, I believe you will never think of what it is like in your life. Three girls sneered, yes, this opium is something rich people enjoy, and a poor ghost like me can hardly even think about it. However, most people who took opium did not end well. The boss angered, what do you mean by these words? Are you scaring me? Sanya laughed, I never meant to scare you. I'm just reminding you that opium is not a good thing, you can touch it without touching it. However, I heard what you just said, as if you are already addicted, and the addiction is not small. By the way, I haven't seen you ever been to an opium house. Why are you addicted? I'm really curious about this. The boss smiled, you are such a idiot, do I need to tell you when I go to such a place? Let me tell you the truth today. In fact, I secretly saved a little money, of course, only a small amount. The money was thrown to me like a beggar when the yellow face woman was in a good mood. I save the money, as long as I save enough to go to the opium shop, I will find an excuse to sneak out and enjoy it. So you don’t have to wonder how I know the taste of opium. "