Chapter 3548: Provoked a big yellow dog

Luffy smiled, "This woman is really life-stricken. To marry such a husband, she not only framed her and gave her underwear to another man as a token, but she also said that she had a disease of the flower willow. Emma, ​​this kind of man is also a man. The best in China."
Moyue smiled, "The so-called love is a relationship between the two sexes that is both love and hate. In the initial stage of love, the two must be very affectionate. It is as good as glue. I want to stick together 24 hours a day. Fit at any time, so intimate that you can’t even insert a needle. However, after a period of time, the two people will have conflicts. Either one is bothered, or both are bothered. In short, it is very difficult to act like this. Once something hurts feelings, whether it is derailed by the mind or derailed by the body, it is undesirable."
Lu Fei smiled, "It is said that mental derailment is more terrible than physical derailment."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes, physical derailment is just an occasional accident, but it's different when thinking is derailed. This thought derails, but is always thinking about that person, Emma, ​​with a smile and voice appearing in his mind from time to time. , Lingering, this is the most terrible thing. It's not like the body derails, so you can forget it completely."
Lu Fei smiled, "It's like a breakup between the two, and the quarrel is so hard that the man asks the woman to delete their QQ from their friends, but the woman said, I can delete you from QQ, but How can I delete the you who lives in my heart? Now that you have lived in my heart and become part of my life experience, how do you ask me to delete you?"
The devil laughed loudly, "Any man who meets this kind of woman can only break down. The man called to break up, and this woman actually said this. Emma, ​​if I were that man, I would be crazy. No."
Luffy smiled, "By the way, if you meet this kind of girl and stalk you, what will you do?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "What can I do? There are so many levels in this world. The saddest thing is just a love level. The most difficult thing in this world is a love character. If there really is such a woman, catch me and get stuck. Hit, it depends on whether I like her or not. If I really like her and she comes to pester me, of course I am reluctant to drive her away. If it is someone I don’t like, pestering me hard, then I will be more annoying I might get angry with her."
Luffy frowned. "Huh? It's a bit too much to be angry with a woman."
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "Why is this too much? If you really hate a woman and are still entangled by her, wouldn't you say that feeling is more annoying?"
Luffy nodded, "Well, it's a bit. If it were me, I might really make up my mind to drive her away."
The village chief smiled, "Okay, I will continue now. At that time, the wife looked at the back of her best friend who was going away, jumping and yelling, all the people onlookers were booing, all kinds of unfriendly, even malicious The discussion kept drifting into her ears, here, did you see it? It was this woman. I heard that she was dissatisfied with her husband’s intercourse, so she went around looking for men, and now she has come up with Hualiu disease. She is young. She contracted Hualiu disease. How do you think she can live in the future? Oh, I don’t know if you have heard that, I heard that men who have been intimate with her have to use three digits to calculate. Someone behind him immediately exclaimed, ah? It’s all three digits? Damn, all three digits have been produced. Haven't broken her two legs? Someone whispered again, right? I heard that if you want to get Hualiu disease, at least There are three digits as the base, you say, she has already contracted Hualiu's disease, and it is specified that the man who has an improper relationship with her exceeds the three digits. Three digits, but it’s amazing. No matter how well-trained the wife is, I hear Here, I couldn’t listen anymore. I looked back abruptly and found a few old ladies standing behind me, talking vigorously, so that her lungs were exploding, jumping and shouting, hello, you guys are dead What are the old things talking nonsense? Who is the fuck? Several old ladies were talking about being happy, but they were glared at by their wives, and they were so shocked that they couldn't say anything. The wife saw that the old ladies were all wrinkled and shriveled. Without saying a word, he opened his throat and shouted, hello, you old guys, didn’t you just say it very vigorously? Why are you dumb now? Keep talking. The old ladies looked at each other. , And then all turned around, seeming to be planning to leave. The wife was anxious, followed up, stretched out her hand, and planned to stop them. The old ladies were so scared that they flashed aside and exclaimed, hello, what are you doing? Touch us with your hand carrying the Hualiu disease virus and quickly remove it. My wife rushed over when they heard them saying that, and said angrily, what? You old ladies, you are just a bunch of old guys with loess buried in their eyebrows. I am idle to say bad things about other people. Hurry up and think about how to deal with your own funeral. Those old ladies are not good at first, and they are all anxious when they hear their wives. What? Do you have the courage to scold someone? What do you think you are? I tell you, the toads in the gutter are cleaner than you. You are a with thousands of people, and you dare to come out and curse? You still think you don’t have enough , Dare to come out nonsense, get out of here, don’t stand here, and tarnish this place. Those old ladies are usually shrews, but now it’s good, the wife angered them, they I just took the opportunity to spoil. My wife was not an easy mess. He heard a few old ladies say that she was worse than a toad in the gutter, and was so angry that he could not jump up, grabbed the old ladies and beat them up. However, it was not just an old lady standing in front of her. She was worried that she was not their opponent alone. In a hurry, she looked around and found that there was a broom beside the gate of the courtyard next to her. She didn't even think about it. , Immediately ran to the courtyard gate, grabbed the broom, and ran back . What she didn't expect was that beside the courtyard gate, there was not only a broom, but also a big yellow dog lying down. The big yellow dog was originally lying down and napping, slightly squinting, looking like a false sleep. The wife ran over in a hurry, took the broom and ran away, which happened to wake up the big yellow dog. Just as his wife ran to the colleagues of a few old ladies carrying a broom, the yellow dog whimpered, jumped up, and chased it out. In fact, at this time, the big yellow dog will jump up and chase people, it is also natural, because the wife took the broom, and the broom is obviously the family's belongings, the big yellow dog as a watchdog, found that the owner's things were taken away by outsiders , Of course I have the obligation to recover it, so he immediately jumped up and chased it out. "