Chapter 3552: Male dog

Luffy smiled, "This dog is a bit interesting. I thought it rushed up and pressed the woman to the ground for a bite. Who would have thought that it didn't want to bite, but stretched out. Tongue licks people, this is really drunk."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "In your opinion, what should a dog look like when facing a person? Is it crazy to bite?"
Luffy smiled, "Yes, by the way, this yellow dog is obviously facing a thief who took a broom from its owner's house. However, after chasing the thief, it did not jump on and bite. It's lying on her body and licking her face. Isn't the big yellow dog's behavior too funny?"
Moyue smiled, "It seems that there is no explicit stipulation in this world that the watchdog must pounce and bite the thief, but I personally feel that after this dog caught the thief stealing the owner's broom, he would not perform it. It’s really a kind of dereliction of duty to throw the thief down and bite."
Lu Fei smiled, "Magic Yue, you are so funny, what this dog did is said to be negligent by you, and I am also drunk."
Mo Yue smiled, "Isn’t it negligent? As a watchdog, instead of biting the thief who stole the master’s broomstick, it’s lying on the thief tenderly, sticking out its tongue and licking the thief’s face. A dereliction of duty."
Luffy laughed, "Well, I agree with your analysis."
The village chief smiled, "Okay, don't discuss it yet. Let me continue. The wife was breathless by the dog's mouth, but she didn't dare to move, so she was very awkward. At this moment Time, a few old ladies have been helped by the onlookers. Some old ladies tremblingly walked to their wives with their hoes and shovel, and looked at her in a dilemma. Laughing, you scumbag, now You should admit it? You are a slut, a slut. At this time, the wife was held down by the dog and could not move, but her mouth was able to talk. Hearing the old lady scolding her, he immediately replied, you shameless Get out of my old stuff! Get out of here! There is no place for you to talk to. The old ladies laughed and said, yo, you are a scumbag, you are all held down by the dog, and you are still playing? By the way, by this dog Live, it makes you even more coquettish. Wife angered, and let your mother’s ass, what are you ugly old women talking about? Several old ladies did not speak, but waved to each other instead, with a few gray heads gathered together Together, I didn’t know what to say. Afterwards, they covered their mouths together and laughed scornfully. The wife knew that these old ladies had never said good things, so she immediately angered, hello, you guys shameless What are you talking about? What are you laughing at? Those old ladies heard the scolding from their wives, and turned their faces, and laughed sneerly, we are laughing at you, you slut, you know Why doesn’t this dog bite you, but presses you down and licks you? Wife angered, what are you talking about? I don’t want to listen. Old ladies smirk, bitch, other words, you can not Listen, but you must listen to this sentence. Wife sneered, you shameless old things, dogs can't vomit ivory, so stop talking nonsense. Old ladies laughed, bitch, you think Don’t you listen? It’s a pity that you don’t want to listen, we want to speak, so you have to listen. We’ll tell you now that the dog doesn’t bite you, but instead presses you down and licks you. It’s because it’s a male dog. All male animals in the world are the same. When they see a female, they immediately soften and can’t walk. So it’s the same for this dog. And the reason Licking on your body, because it treats you as its own kind. My wife was so angry that she blushed and her neck was thick when she heard this. However, because she was so crushed by the dog that she couldn't move, she had to swallow this breath and sternly , What are you talking nonsense? I am a human, it is a dog, how could I be the same as it. As soon as the words were spoken, the crowd onlookers immediately roared with laughter. The wife was stunned, puzzled, what's going on? I said That’s okay, I’m not the same kind of dogs. What are you idiots laughing at? Everyone listened to it, and they all laughed together. The wrinkles of the old ladies also smiled, like blossoms. Old chrysanthemum after autumn. The wife was surprised, hello, what are you laughing at? An old man with a white beard in the crowd saw everyone laughing, and his wife was puzzled, so he hurriedly explained to her, oh, silly girl, you really are Sluggish. Those old ladies are scolding you, don’t you understand? The old ladies angered, hello, old guy, there’s nothing wrong with you, what should you do Why go, less nonsense here. The old man smiled. Several old sisters and other girls are in their early thirties. Is it appropriate for you to scold someone like this? If you scold people like this, how will they see people in the future? The old lady laughed, oh, this is just no way to meet people, you should know that she is such a bad guy, and there are many more nasty words. What we scolded is really nothing. When my wife heard their conversation, she was even more anxious. Old man, what are they calling me? It's okay, you tell the truth, I can hold it. The old man saw his wife's anxious appearance, he wanted to talk, sighed, silly girl, they just said that you are the same kind of this dog, in fact, they are calling you a bitch. When the wife heard this, she exploded immediately, opened her throat and shouted, what? You shameless old bastards, you are bitches. The old ladies laughed, no! We are not, you are the only one. If you are not a bitch, why would the male dog just throw you down and lick you on your body? This is enough to show that this dog has spotted you and knows that you are of its kind. After several old ladies finished speaking, they immediately laughed. My wife rolled her eyes with anger, you shameless old guys, shut up and stop farting. Having been insulted so far, his wife is naturally full of fire, but now, being held down by a dog and unable to turn over makes her even more annoyed. In this situation, the wife is worried that she will collapse, because everyone around her is covering her mouth and laughing non-stop, everyone is watching the show, as if she is a gorilla in the zoo, then look at those few An old lady who insulted her even laughed so hard. The wife was so angry that she almost broke her teeth, thinking in her heart that she must find a way to get out of the predicament. If this continues, she will definitely not work. But at this moment, she was lying flat on the ground, her ears were filled with mocking laughter, and the head of the smelly dog ​​was still dangling less than 30 centimeters above its head. All this made her Feeling dizzy, acid water in her stomach surged, but she did not dare to vomit it out. She is lying flat now, if she vomits, she must be vomiting herself with a face. In order to prevent this nausea from appearing, she had to Tolerate nausea and swallow acid water. "