Chapter 3593: Where is my little pig?

Luffy smiled and said, "It's great, the party finally showed up. This fool is a bit funny. He just wants to play, but doesn't want anything."
Mo Yue laughed, "Fools, because their IQs are not enough, most of their ideas are simple, just eat and drink enough. For them, filling their stomachs is the first thing, and after that, they are playing. Their IQ is always just Stay at the level of a three-year-old child. In fact, this is not surprising. Any fool in the world is like this. He only knows how to eat and play."
Luffy smiled bitterly, "If it's just eating and playing, wouldn't this kind of life be boring."
Moyue smiled and said, "That's all your personal thoughts. In the eyes of fools, being able to eat and play well is a very interesting life. Other things, such as life ideals, family and business, for them, It's all impossible, of course, with their own abilities, these things are tantamount to the sky for them."
The village chief laughed, "Well, you stop for now, let me continue. This time, the silly cow is happier as he talks, and can't help but dance and laugh. Maybe it's because his movements are too violent. As for the thing in his arms began to wriggle again. The uncle stared at the thing wriggling in his arms, feeling very uncomfortable, and was about to interrogate him carefully. Unexpectedly, the village chief stepped forward anxiously and grabbed the stupid cow. Clothes, stern, bastard, don't laugh anymore, you idiot, your brain is not good, we don't want to pursue it, but you must tell us, what did you do in the pigpen just now? Niu'er was grabbed by the village chief and swayed from left to right, almost unstable. After all, he was just a minor child, much shorter than the village chief. He was shaken by the village chief and almost fell to the ground. However, despite his unsteady standing, he still clung to the oval-shaped thing in his arms. The village chief saw that he didn't answer, he was so angry, he opened his throat and reprimanded, you said, you ran to the pigsty alone Why are you here? I tell you, don’t want to deny you, there are your footprints in this pigpen, and you can’t afford it. After the village chief said, he looked down at the silly cow’s bare feet, and then Look at the pair of mud footprints on the pigsty floor. The silly cow stretched out his tongue with a grin, made a grimace, and retracted a pair of muddy hands, as if he wanted to retract his feet into the straw, using the straw Hide your feet in the straw. The village chief sneered, you fool, don’t hide it anymore, I know that’s your footprints, right? You’ve been to the pigpen just now, I’m asking you now, you are running alone Why are you in the pigsty? The silly cow smiled, the village chief, you said that I know how to play all day long. I ran to the pigsty, of course, for fun. The village chief can’t laugh or cry. When I went to play in the pigpen, I would ask you, are you a human or a pig? Or do you always think that you are a pig? The uncle standing aside heard this and couldn’t help laughing, alas, the village head, you asked this question. , It’s really funny, in fact, this fool comes to my pigpen every day, he naturally can’t tell whether he is a human or a pig. Silly cow, am I right? You don’t know what kind of creature it is. Tell me now, what do you think of yourself in your heart? Think of yourself as a human or a pig? The silly Niuer seems to be shocked by such a serious and full of ridicule, and stammers for a long time, a word I can’t tell. The village chief sighed, oh, see it, this kind of question is too deep for him, he doesn’t know how to answer. The two adults looked at the fool and laughed. The silly Niu'er suddenly opened his mouth, um, am I a human or a pig? In fact, I have been thinking about this question, I think most of the time, I think I am a pig, not a person. Now, The village head and the uncle laughed more happily. They said that this fool is really funny, don't you know that you are a person? Uncle laughed, fool, you are a human, you are a human, you are not a pig. The idiot shook his head, no , I am a pig, not a human. After I finished speaking, I laughed. The uncle and the village head looked at each other, and they laughed so hard that all three of them couldn’t talk to each other. The village head smiled. , I said little fool, we now know very well that you are a pig, so now, please answer me, you ran to the pigpen, what are you doing? The silly cow looked at the village chief with a smirk, then pointed at the sow who had been lying on the straw, and smiled, I came to look for it. The village head and the uncle were all shocked from ear to ear, looking for it? You really have a brain problem. Did you come to find a sow? Silly cow shook his head, no, I have no problem, I did come to look for it. Uncle coughed twice. It seems that we have already touched the point of the problem. It must be so. I said silly cow. You must answer me truthfully. Did you sneak into me while I was away just now? Pigpen, stole a piglet? The silly cow was startled, ah, for a long time, he couldn't say a word. The village chief stretched out his hand and patted the uncle, coughing and coughing, little brother, you have been around for a long time, and finally you have an idea. In fact, you should have asked him directly. Why are you going around in circles? Uncle sternly, idiot, say, my little pig was stolen by you, right? I remember very clearly that my sow gave birth to nine piglets, but now, one is missing. What is going on? Maybe you idiot can tell me where did that little pig go? The silly cow squinted his eyes, staring at the face of the uncle, hehe smirked, one pig, two pigs, three pigs, two pigs added up, equal to two, three pigs added, Equals three. If there is one more pig, then there are four pigs, and the four pigs add up to four. All this is actually very simple. Who says I can't study, I can also study. You see, don’t I learn arithmetic well? I'm all right, right? Ok? Uncle Village Chief, why are you staring at me? The village chief sneered, silly cow, are you really stupid or fake? Uncle asks you something, but you don't answer it. Now let's talk about math questions. You really belong to you. In my opinion, you are acting stupid. By the way, why don’t you answer the uncle’s question directly. Uncle angered, yes, answer me quickly, where is my little pig? Where did you hide it? The village chief sneered. I guess he would not tell you back. The piglet was designated by him to steal it and hide it. The silly cow laughed, yes, that little pig, that's right, that's really a cute little pig. I did see it. I can't lie about this matter. "