Chapter 3595: A man or a pig

Lu Fei smiled, "After a long time of trouble, that little pig was held in the arms of a silly cow. What is this called? The village head and the uncle are supposed to be depressed, and they asked him for a long time. This is not tossing. ?"
Mo Yue laughed, "It's not just tossing, after all, that silly cow is a fool, and naturally it is impossible to reason with a idiot. In fact, the matter itself is very simple, but because the silly cow is a fool, he can't express it clearly, so he puts things in perspective. It's complicated."
The village chief smiled bitterly, "Okay, stop it first, let me continue. As for, at that time, the silly cow brushed the floor and tore away the torn clothes. The village chief finally saw what the silly cow was holding in his arms for so long It was something. He couldn't believe his eyes anymore. He was so nervous that he almost shouted, then rubbed his eyes and pinched people again, for fear that what he saw was an illusion. When he recovered, I just grabbed the uncle’s hand and coughed twice. Damn, that thing—huh? How do I describe it? It’s not a pig at all? However, it looks roughly like a pig. Ah. But, what is it? Uncle shook his head, where do I know where to go? Do you now understand my mood at the time? By the way, when I first saw it, the sow was like all kind Like a mother, sticking out her tongue to lick its head, licking its moist and soft tongue on its face and forehead, looking at it with loving eyes, she looks like a human loving mother. Hey, Please forgive me, I don’t read many books, and I don’t know what terms to describe the complicated feelings I had when I saw this strange pig. It was a mixture of fear and mixture. The peculiar feeling of shock, I really can’t find a suitable word to describe my feeling at the time. To be honest, when I see that piglet now, it still feels like a tingling scalp. I think it’s never possible in the world. Such a strange creature. The village head and the uncle, the two of them opened their eyes and looked at the piglet, dumbfounded. At this moment, they looked at the piglet and seemed to have a lot to say, but they said nothing. Out, in the end, just you look at me, I look at you, standing stiffly in place. At this time, instead, I was a silly cow, looking at the pig, laughing, um, what's the matter? Its appearance is scared? What's the matter? Is there anything wrong with its appearance? In my opinion, its appearance is not normal? Look at you, all looking at it with horrified eyes, as if it is a It’s like a monster. Please, don’t look at it with the kind of eyes that look at terrible creatures. It’s like all newborn babies, it’s just a terrible child. The village chief was shocked from ear to ear, my God, after all Am I crazy, or are you crazy? Do you think this monster is not a human, a pig or a pig? I said little fool, do you know this-well, cough cough, how can I describe it? What? It looks like, cough cough, it has a human head, but it has a pig body. Its peculiar appearance shows that it is neither a pig nor a human being. It is nothing at all. It's a strange creature, it's actually a monster. The silly cow said angrily, no! You are wrong, it is not a child at all, it is a child, a cute newborn, just like all human babies The village chief laughed, silly boy, it seems that not only your brain is not enough, but your spirit is also completely constant, otherwise you would never think that such a monster would be like our noble human children, and treat it as a baby . I’ll tell you the truth, be more sober, it’s not a baby at all Children, only our human children can be called babies. Although this guy has a human head, his body is a pig's body, can't you see it? It has the body of a pig, and its four feet are pig hooves, not human hands and feet. It is not human at all. And its mother is a pig, a pig, do you understand? Please use your stupid mind to think about it. It is not human at all, and of course it is definitely not a pig in appearance. As for what it is, I can’t tell. In short, it is not human at all. The silly cow said angrily, no! It's just a child, a newborn baby, do you understand? Uncle sneered, that's enough, stop talking nonsense, you fool with not enough brain, quickly return my pig to me, understand? That was just one of the nine little piglets that my sow gave birth. It was a little piglet. It was not a baby at all. Silly Niu'er saw the uncle coming over and reached out to him, motioning him to return the pig to him. The silly cow shrank back and shook his head vigorously, no! Go away. I will not return the pig to you. Uncle snapped, bastard, are you crazy? That is the little piglet born by my sow, and its mother, the sow, belongs to me. So it's mine too. Now that you have taken my things, you must return it to me, do you understand? The silly cow still shook his head, no! I will not return it to you. The village head was so angry that he was about to jump on him, raised his fist and beat the silly cow. The uncle immediately stepped forward, grabbed the village head, persuaded, the village head, don't be impulsive. He is a fool, why do you have to care about him? The village chief sighed, it's not that I want to care about him, it's that he is such a bastard. Piggy is yours. Now he just holds your piglet. You said he is doing this now. Wouldn't he be playing again? Such an idiot, what are you doing with him? If I were you, I would have caught this idiot and beat him up. Moreover, until now, he couldn't even figure out whether the thing he was holding was a pig. You said, what is that thing? It is neither a human nor a pig. Uncle shook his head, no! As for what it is, I can't tell. However, I feel that it should be a pig. The silly cow said angrily, you are too much, it is not a pig at all, it is a small baby, just like any newborn of our human beings, it is a child. The village chief said angrily, shut up, you idiot, do you know what you are talking about? You said it was a baby, so now, I ask you, which baby have you ever seen with four hooves? Ok? By the way, there is a small tail behind its ass. Silly cow, let me ask you now, have you ever seen a baby with four hooves and a small tail? The silly cow was stunned, speechless. The village chief sneered, silly boy, now, you have nothing to say, right? You should admit that it is not a human baby at all. "