Chapter 3597: father

Luffy sighed, "Well, this fool is afraid that his brain was really caught by the door. What is he doing holding a pig? Seriously, I really can't see that this pig is worth his death. Hold on?"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Well, maybe this little pig is just a cute little toy in the eyes of a fool."
Lu Fei smiled, "In my opinion, the pig is not just a toy for a fool. Moreover, the fool just opened his throat and shouted, saying something about him. No one is allowed to take the pig. "
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "Speaking of which, how can you believe a fool's words?"
Luffy smiled and said, "Huh? Your view is very problematic. Fools are only low in IQ, and it doesn't mean that they are telling lies. On the contrary, because they have IQ problems, they generally don’t. Lie, because they won’t. So I think the fool’s words are true."
The village chief laughed, "Okay, stop arguing, stop and listen to me. At that time, the silly cow was blocked in the corner by the village chief and uncle, and in a hurry, he actually shouted such a sentence. , The uncle and the village head were shocked. They looked at each other and it took a long time to come back to their senses. The village head was angry, bastard, what are you talking about? You actually said that little pig belongs to you Are you crazy? Don’t you know that this little pig’s mother, that is, the old sow, belongs to the uncle, so this piglet born from the sow should also be the uncle’s property, so why? Said the piglet belongs to you? Uncle nodded, yes, the sow belongs to me, and this little pig belongs to mine. You say that the piglet belongs to you. There is no reason at all. The silly cow said angrily, but it does It's mine, it belongs to me. Uncle can't laugh or cry, ah, you are a fool, and everything you say is right. Okay, don't make trouble now, or return the pig to Uncle and be a good boy. Silly cow shook his head , No! I can’t give it back to you, because it belongs to me—it’s my child. After saying this, the muddy face of the silly cow turned red, and he was embarrassed. Shy appearance. Although the silly cow said these words, his voice was as soft as a mosquito hum, but the two adults present were so shocked that they could not close their mouths together. The village head and the uncle looked at each other and couldn't help exclaiming in unison. , Ah? You idiot, what are you talking about? You actually said that this little pig is your child? The silly cow seems to have put away the shy expression just now, coughing and coughing, um, it is indeed me My child. Look, it looks much like me. My mouth is crooked, so its mouth is a little crooked, and I have small eyes, hanging the tip of the eye, it is also a small eye, the tip of the eye is slightly raised. I have an upturned nose, and it is also an upturned nose, do you see it? It is similar to me, not too much. Its small face almost completely inherits my appearance. Silly cow to let them see that clearly The appearance of a piglet actually lifted it up high so that they could see the face of the piglet. The village head and the uncle opened their eyes, looked at the piglet carefully, and then looked at the silly cow. Er’s face couldn’t help but exclaimed again, Damn, it’s terrible, isn’t it? This little pig and the silly cow are almost carved out of the same mold, but compared to the silly cow, like It’s a few sizes smaller. The eyes, nose, mouth, and face are almost exactly the same as the fool. This discovery made the village head and the uncle dumbfounded. They looked at each other and said a word in surprise. No. Silly Niu'er reached out and touched the pig’s head affectionately, smiled and said, um, now you all know, this is my child, my little baby. So none of you are allowed to give it to Get away. The uncle stomped his feet with anger. He pointed to the pig and shivered for a long time before squeezing out a complete sentence, ah? You stupid bastard, what is going on with this little pig? Why are you? Will he look so alike? Silly Niuer turned his face and glanced at the sow lying on the ground, then looked back at the piglet in his arms, smiled, uncle, you are all smart people, and I'm just a fool, could it be me What this fool said, you Don’t understand everything? I mean, I am its father. The uncle opened his mouth wide when he heard this answer, eh? father? Do you know what you are talking about? It is just a pig. How can you be its father? Are you stupid? Or is it that your mind has been eaten by bugs a long time ago, and you can't think, so you can say such stupid things? The silly cow laughed, uncle, I didn't lie to you, I was its father, otherwise, how would you explain it, its appearance is so similar to me? The uncle was trembling with anger, and wanted to continue to ask, but was pulled aside by the village head. The uncle was puzzled, the village head, did you hear what he said as a bastard? He actually said he said that little pig's father? I have lived for dozens of years, and I have never heard such a say that this kid is not only a fool, he is also a lunatic. The village chief shook his head vigorously, no! I feel that he did not lie. Uncle surprised, huh? Did not lie? Do you think he is telling the truth? The village chief nodded, yes. Otherwise, how can you explain that the piglet looks exactly like him? The uncle frowned, um, this kind of thing is really unexplainable. But there is no reason at all. How could that little pig look so much like a fool? The village chief coughed and sighed. There was only one reason why the pig and the fool looked so alike. Uncle surprised, what's the reason? You seem to have found something. The village head turned his face to look at the old sow lying on the ground. The uncle followed the village head’s gaze and saw the sow. At this moment, the sow was lying on the ground leisurely, her tongue licked The pig's body looks like a loving mother. Although the sow looked peaceful, the uncle felt goose bumps and couldn't help the acid water in his stomach, no! I seem to understand what is going on here? Then, like a lunatic, the uncle ran up to the silly cow, raised his slap, and slapped him twice. You bastard, what did you do to my sow? Silly cow smirked, what did you do? Do what men do to women, don’t you understand? Aha, spring is here, everything recovers, all animals start to mate, and I am no exception. I was in heat and that sow. The truth is that. Then, this cute little baby is the crystallization of our love. Uncle, I know you really want to know the truth. What I am talking about now is the whole truth. Are you satisfied now? "