Chapter 3601: My woman

Luffy smiled bitterly, "There is actually a bit of Wang Laizi's death here, I am also drunk. Is this Wang Laizi so unlucky? He has already hidden in the ruined temple, or he was struck to death by lightning."
Mo Yue smiled, "Will you listen to the story? This Wang Laizi, according to my understanding, he was not killed by lightning."
Luffy smiled and said, "Then your understanding is wrong, this Wang Laizi was indeed struck by lightning."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "No, no, no! You are really wrong. Wang Laizi was obviously smashed to death after the ruined temple collapsed. How can you think he was hacked to death?"
The village chief sighed, "Oh, speaking of Wang Laizi, the villagers really discussed the cause of his death at that time."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "So what is there to talk about? Was Wang Laizi clearly crushed to death? Didn't he mean that he was crushed?"
The village chief frowned, "Well, the corpse is indeed squashed. However, his corpse seems to be burnt, especially his half-drawn head and hands and feet exposed outside are as burnt, charred and black. Moreover, when the villagers got up that morning, the villagers walked to the ruined temple where the accident occurred, and they smelled the scent of cooked meat. And it was still the kind of stuffy smell."
Luffy smiled bitterly, "What is the kind of stuffy smell?"
The village chief laughed and said, "Don't you understand it? The so-called suffocation refers to the meat in the pot that is repeatedly stewed, and the stew is overripe, which can be directly passed through with a fork with chopsticks."
Luffy nodded, "Hmm, I seem to understand. It's the smell of cooked meat. But how can this smell appear in the ruined temple?"
The village head smiled, "That's because Wang Laizi's half-drawn head, hands and feet are all familiar."
Luffy smiled bitterly, "Well, I understand, the scent is from Wang Laizi's half-pulled head, hands and feet. Alas, this is too tragic, right? I'm dead, and I'm fully cooked. Emma, ​​really It's unacceptable."
The village chief smiled and said, "Yes, at that time, many people went to see it. The situation on the scene was a miserable one. Therefore, everyone has a new speculation about the cause of Wang Laizi's death. It is said that the lightning strike caused the temple to be destroyed. It collapsed and crushed Wang Laizi to death. However, after Wang Laizi’s death, the lightning and thunder continued for a long time. Finally, Wang Laizi’s corpse, cough and cough, was exposed. It should be said that the corpse was exposed to bricks and tiles. The outside part is familiar with lightning strikes, and it is the kind that is thoroughly ripe."
Lu Fei smiled and said, "Well, if you explain it like this, I am completely clear. After Wang Laizi was crushed to death by the collapsed ruined temple, the thunder in the sky did not let him go, but hit him repeatedly, huh, this Repeating the word reminded me of another word, which is whip the corpse, being whip the corpse mercilessly by the thunder in the sky until it is ripe. It is really pitiful."
The village chief nodded, "Yes. It can be considered as a whip corpse. Okay, don't talk anymore. Listen to me continue. Uncle was surprised, Emma, ​​your brain is really broken, now Why do you have to mention the death of Wang Laizi? It is said that the death of the man was terrible. Half-pull his head and hands and feet are all familiar. I have never seen such a terrible way of death. Silly cow nodded, uh, like Wang Laizi Such a rascal, got such a result, it is not because he is not filial, even his parents and brothers and sisters are assholes, isn't it normal to get such an end? Uncle frowned, um, you mean that , Wang Laizi’s death is retribution? Silly Niuer smiled, yes. Otherwise? It’s retribution. Like him, when he is in a hurry, even his parents can beat the by raising their hands and get retribution. Isn’t it right? The uncle was dumbfounded when he remembered that the silly Niu'er said that he was going to beat himself, huh? Yes, silly Niu'er, you have been talking for a long time, and the death of Wang Laizi was involved. Isn’t it just to show that the juniors cannot beat the elders? But now, what are you going to do? Silly cow grabbed the scalp and said with a smirk, eh? Really, my mind is not working well, I forget what I want to do. Uncle is not very angry, so you are a fool Boy, are you really confused or pretending to be confused? Didn’t you just say that you wanted to punch me? Silly cow smiled embarrassedly, yes, I want to punch you, haha, why did I forget. Look at me The brain is really useless. I forgot to clean it in a blink of an eye. Yes, yes, I am going to beat you, why did I forget. After speaking, I have to rush over again. Uncle is anxious, sternly, stop! I stop. You silly boy, how do you say one thing, do one thing? What did you say just now? You said that juniors cannot beat the elders, and you gave an example of Wang Laizi's death. But what are you doing now? You also admit that I am your elder, do you still want to beat me? Silly Niuer smiled, yes, the uncle is the elder, I am the junior. It stands to reason that I can't beat the uncle, I will be struck by lightning. Uncle sneered , Um, okay. It seems that you are still sober now. You still know that I am an elder and can’t fight. Silly cow smiled, uncle, don’t get excited, I’m only half talking, I haven’t finished yet. . Indeed, you are an elder, I am a junior, I can’t beat you. But, you just beat my woman, what should I say? Uncle froze, huh? Your woman? You still have a woman? After speaking, the uncle understood. He quickly turned his gaze to the sow lying in the pigpen, so embarrassed that his voice began to tremble, oh, I see, you mean your woman refers to mine. Old sow, right? Silly cow nodded, yes, yes, I was talking about it. The uncle opened his mouth wide in surprise, and for a long time, he laughed so much that he almost fell apart, aha, yes, you actually think That sow is your woman, but it is clearly a pig. It is a beast, not a human, and cannot be called a woman, do you understand? Silly cow angered, shut up, enough. I don’t want to hear any insults Its language, I know, the feelings between me and it will be despised by you. But what I want to say is that it is really good for me. It will leave fresh hogweed for me to eat. pig When fighting with me, it will fight for me. It is really good for me. Which human woman do you think can treat me as good as it is to me? Looking at the silly cow's serious expression, the uncle couldn't laugh or cry. Well, silly boy, you are right. It is true that no human woman would fight with a few pigs for you, and a human woman would never leave fresh hogweed for you to eat. A human woman who truly loves you will be willing to cook a fragrant meal for you and wait for you to come home. "