Chapter 3606: I want revenge on you
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1236 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:54:25
Luffy frowned, "Oh, what's the matter with this silly cow's mother? He loves the poor and loves the rich, and his mouth is so poisonous, cursing his husband to die early?"
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "More than that? She still had a kick with the old Wang next door, and everyone in the village knew about it. Oh, yes, she doesn't do housework yet, and all the meals at home are cooked by the idiot's sister. Also, the house cleaning is done by Silly Niu'er's sister and younger sister."
Luffy sighed, "I'm really drunk with this kind of woman. The whole slacker, and stealing people, I'm not saved."
Mo Yue nodded, "Well, it's really bad enough. The poorest one is the father of a silly cow. After marrying such a woman and returning home, he still has to look at her face every day. How can I live this day? And cheating on her The man who lives next door, she almost passed by raising her leg. Living so close to a rival in love is simply overwhelming."
Fei smiled and said, "Haha, the love rival lives next door, just like there is a time bomb next door that explodes at any time. Alas, what kind of life does the fool's father live."
Mo Yue sighed, "The mother of the silly cow is really troublesome. First she twisted her temper and had to give birth to the silly cow, which caused the misfortune of his life, and then even despised her husband as a useless fool, and she gave him a green hat at will. Son. Such a superb woman is really rare."
The village chief sighed, "Okay, let your discussion pause for a while and listen to me continue. Uncle smiles bitterly, boy, you ask me this kind of question now, and I don't know how to answer it. Seriously, life is alive, there are two things. You can’t choose the same things as your own children. The same is your own parents. It’s undeniable that people need to make countless choices and decisions in their lifetime. Almost everything can be chosen, for example , You can choose whom to be friends with, what kind of opposite to be a girlfriend or a couple, but you can never choose, only two, parents and children. They are your blood relatives, and it is important that you can never give up A part of life. No matter how good or bad parents and children are, you can’t abandon them. The so-called blood connection, do you understand? Silly cow smiles bitterly, although I have a low IQ, I understand the truth. I am very Clearly, people cannot choose. In addition to their own parents and children, there are also their own brothers and sisters, and they cannot choose. Just like my strange brothers and sisters, I really don't want them to be brothers with me. Uncle sighed, yes, there are brothers and sisters, they can’t be chosen. Since you know the truth, don’t have this kind of thought. At this point, the silly cow suddenly froze in place, motionless, even with his eyes. He also became sluggish. The uncle was taken aback, stretched out his hand and dangled in front of the silly cow's eyes, hey, silly boy, wake up, what's wrong with you? Are you talking? The uncle yelled for a long time, silly cow It was still wide-eyed, looking at a point in the void, as if he hadn’t heard what the uncle was saying. Instead, the piglet, the uncle’s roar, alarmed it, and it squeaked nervously in the uncle’s arms. The uncle looked at the silly cow poking in place like a statue, motionless, anxious, grabbed the silly cow and shook it vigorously, kid, wake up, what's wrong with you? Why do you stop moving suddenly? Niu'er was so shaken by the uncle, it seemed that he suddenly became sober, looked around, his eyes were blank, and finally focused on the uncle, said in a dreamlike tone, oh, I suddenly remembered, I forgot a very Important thing. Uncle saw his mysterious eyes and couldn't help exclaiming, ah? What have you forgotten? Silly cow hehe, weird and authentic, I forgot, you hit my woman. Uncle widened. Eyes, open mouth, waited for a long time, what I waited was such a sentence, my mouth closed from ear to ear, I said silly boy, do you still think so? Think that pig is your woman? Silly cow sneered , Isn't it? I not only married him, but also gave birth to a child with him. After that, he raised the monster with a human head and pig body in his arms, laughed, and look, this is our child. Me and his child. Uncle trembling with anger, pointing at the little monster, stammering, child, you are just fooling around. People are humans, pigs are pigs, how can you do that kind of inconsistency with pigs What about human affairs? Silly cow smiles bitterly, no! I don’t think that is a shameful thing. On the contrary, I think the things between me and it are the same as between normal men and women. Nothing. Not to be light. It's normal, isn't it? Uncle can't laugh or cry, just like normal men and women? I really don't understand what you think? I feel like you have gone crazy. The silly cow waved impatiently, enough, shut up. Uncle, it's time for us to end our tender conversation. The uncle saw his face stern and didn't know what he was going to do, but he felt a little flustered and immediately asked, um, yes, we just regarded it as reminiscence. But now, what are you going to do? Silly cow sneered. Now that we have finished our warm and affectionate conversation, it is time for us to move on to the next step. This next step is revenge. The uncle heard it inexplicably and couldn't help frowning, revenge? What are you talking about? Who are you going to avenge? The silly cow smiled, who would revenge? You will know soon. Then, he hugged the pig, and started going in circles around the uncle. Finally, he finally stopped and stood in front of the uncle. He coughed twice. Uncle, the person I want to revenge, far In the horizon, close in front of you. When the silly Niuer said this, he suddenly looked sharply at the uncle. At this moment, no matter how stupid the uncle was, he could guess what he meant. Sure enough, the silly cow suddenly stretched out a hand and pointed it at the tip of the uncle's nose, haha smirked, uncle, you are the one I want revenge. The uncle thought he was wrong, he stared at the silly cow's black hand covered with mud, turned his face and looked behind him, only when he saw that there was no one behind him, he smiled awkwardly, huh? It turns out that the person you are talking about is really me. The silly cow smiled, yes, that's you. Because now, there are only two of you in this pigpen, you say, I'm not talking about you, but who is it? Uncle dumbfounded, silly boy, are you confused again? Okay, why are you retaliating against me? Silly cow sneered, uncle, you just hit my woman. I believe you have forgotten about this matter, but I will not forget it. So, I must retaliate against you. "