Chapter 3648: The topic I'm talking about
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1357 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:54:33
Luffy smiled and said, "This uncle is so cute. The axe hasn't been cut down yet. He is already observing the blade of the axe and even imagines how it feels when it is cut down. I am also drunk."
Mo Yue smiled, "This is mainly attributed to the sunlight shining on the axe. If it weren't for a ray of sunlight on the axe, how could the uncle see the gaps and burrs on the axe blade?"
Luffy smiled, "However, the uncle’s analysis seems to be reasonable. There are gaps and burrs on the edge of the axe. Such axe cuts on the body, it is designated to be better than those without gaps and burrs on the edge. It hurts a lot."
Moyue laughed loudly, "Are you the monkey invited to tease? Can you compare the feeling of an axe with nicks and burrs and an intact axe when it cuts people?"
Luffy smiled and said, "Brother Moyue, you have to figure it out, it is the uncle who is making the comparison, not me."
The village chief smiled, "Enough, you two stop, let me continue. The uncle is silent again, I believe that the silly cow with limited IQ, I can't guess it, the uncle stared at the one in his hand. Holding the axe is to observe the edge of the axe, and while the uncle is observing the edge of the axe, he is still wondering what it would feel like when an axe with such a edge cuts on him, which is even more surprising to the silly cow. Seeing that the uncle did not speak, I couldn't calm down, angered, uncle, are you talking? You are suddenly silent now, what do you mean? Uncle did not speak, still staring at the gap and burrs on the axe blade, motionless. Silly. Niu'er sneered, uncle, I’m talking to you. You just reply, what are you thinking about without saying a word? I have reminded you just now. If I were you, I would die soon. I should leave a message for my family. We are half friends anyway. I have always called your uncle to live in your pigsty and eat your pig food. I am still grateful. The uncle heard what the silly cow said, and looked up at the silly cow, and found that a smile bloomed from the corner of his mouth on his cold face before. The smile was said to be a smile, but in fact it was just a slight bend in the corner of his mouth, but maybe It was because that smile was a little warm, there was a hint of warmth on the stiff and demented face that was so silly Niu'er. The uncle looked at his face, and the tension in his heart suddenly eased a lot. He smiled bitterly, silly boy, It seems that you still have a bit of conscience. At this time, you can still remember that you have been living in my pigpen, and you still remember that you live by eating my pig food every day. Silly cow sneered, yes, accepting people The grace of dripping water should be repaid by the spring. I have always been a person who knows the gratitude. How can I not remember the grace you bestowed on me? Don’t worry, I promised to give you a message, and I will do it. , Do you have anything you want to explain to your wife, just tell me. Uncle smiles bitterly, silly boy, I don’t want to die, where would I think about saying the last words? Silly cow smiled, very good, I know you don’t want to Death, I didn’t mean to kill you. It’s the same sentence, as long as you are willing to give me the key, we will have nothing to do now. Uncle shook his head vigorously, no! I would rather be killed by you, and never will I gave you the key. If you want to get the key, unless I'm dead. Silly Niu'er smiled, uncle, you said so badly, it seems you have only a dead end. Uncle smiles bitterly, silly boy, just do whatever you want .Since you must kill me, please do it numbly, stop the ink. As for the last words, because I have always lived well, I never thought that I would die, so As for this last word, I don’t have any drafts. If you must force me to want a last word, I can’t think of a word at this moment. Silly cow smiled, uncle, you are really a funny person. Well. As long as it is a human, there will be a day of death, so I think that anyone who is alive should think of his last words to himself, so as not to catch blindness when he dies, just like you are now. Uncle shook his head, no! This was too urgent, for a while, I was scared again and again, I really can’t think of it. Silly cow sneered , That is to say, there is no last word? The uncle nodded ashamed, yes, no last words. Now think about my wife and children. All I have is guilt. I have been honest for a lifetime, and I have nothing to do. I have worked hard for half my life, and I have not allowed them to live a good life. This is my dereliction of duty as a husband and father. Silly cow sneered, uncle, in fact, you don't have to blame yourself. Every household in our village is poor. Although your family is also poor, your life is pretty decent compared to other families. I can see that you have done your best to make your wife and children live a good life. So don't blame yourself. Well, every family is hard to recite sutras, let alone your family. So you don’t have any last words now? The uncle nodded, yes, no last words. The silly cow smiled, um, since there are no last words, should we take the next step? When the silly Niu'er said this, the smile that had originally appeared at the corner of his mouth suddenly disappeared, and the almost idiotic face tightened again and became gloomy, and even his eyes faintly showed killing intent again. When the uncle saw this, he knew that the situation was not good, and he couldn't help but shudder, um, what's next? The silly cow smiled, uncle, are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid? Our current next step, of course, is to kill you. The uncle shivered, silly boy, and said for a long time, you still plan to kill me. Silly cow sneered, uncle, you are really funny, is it possible that I won't kill you after a long time? You know, I always wanted to kill you. I killed you because you refused to give me the keys. So when I killed you, I was forced by you. The uncle was originally a crying face, but when he heard the word "key", he immediately became energetic. He tore his throat and shouted, his head could be broken, and blood could flow, but the key must never be taken away by you. I still said that, unless I die, you don't want to get the key. Silly Niuer sneered, he deserves to be uncle, the previous pleadings and crying are just smoke bombs, when it comes to the topic, uncle, I believe you know what I'm talking about. Uncle shook his head, no! I do not understand. The silly cow sneered, that's enough, don't pretend, what I said is the key, you know it. The uncle nodded and murmured, yes, the key, that key is with me, that's right. But I must not give you the key. Because once you get the key, you will immediately open the fence door of the pigsty and release all my pigs. Do not! I can't bear you letting go of my pigs. Those pigs are my lifeblood. At the end of these words, the uncle's voice became louder and louder, and the last words were almost roared. "