Chapter 3662: No seats
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1328 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:54:34
Lu Fei smiled, "Well, there is grassland white in Inner Mongolia, which seems to be really a strong alcohol. I remember that when my dad went to Inner Mongolia on a business trip, the locals used grassland white to entertain them. My dad never loved it. When I drank, I didn’t drink it. Several of my dad’s colleagues drank it and didn’t dare to drink more. Everyone drank about two or two—"
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Did you have a stroke immediately after drinking?"
Lu Fei smiled, "That's not so exaggerated, but my dad's colleagues who drank alcohol fell asleep after drinking, and didn't get up until two o'clock in the afternoon the next day. After getting up, they all said, that alcohol After drinking, I immediately felt groggy in my mind, and then became unconscious."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "What kind of wine is this? The wine is so strong that people who drink either have a stroke or are unconscious. According to you, the origin of grassland white is Inner Mongolia, and everyone in Inner Mongolia is not all Stroke?"
Lu Fei shook his head, "That's not going to be a stroke. People in Inner Mongolia are born with good wine, and they are used to drinking, but they are fine."
The village chief smiled, "Okay, stop talking about you two, let me continue. Silly cow sighed, it is really unexpected that someone as honest as the uncle would have such a cousin who likes to fight and make trouble. Ah. Uncle smiled bitterly, yes, before he went to jail, he was indeed a terrible child, which can be said to be terrible. Their group of punks often go out to do bad things, and of course it’s not a big deal. They are all sneaky. I can’t talk about the stage. Or it’s just molesting the women in the neighboring village. In short, they are all shameful things. He doesn’t listen to how his parents discipline him. Let’s hit him, and I’m afraid I can’t beat him. He always stayed with those little punks. There were so many people. His parents were worried that even if they did, they would not be able to beat him. Until that happened, it completely changed his life. Returning to the scene that day, At that time, my cousin rushed to the boat with a group of gangsters, and I recognized the little gangster who led the boat as my cousin. Seriously, my cousin’s reputation among relatives was very poor. A person who doesn’t frown, as long as he mentions him, relatives who were already enthusiastic about talks will immediately be cold, and then, after a long while, someone abruptly turns the topic elsewhere. In fact, it’s not just relatives talking. At that time, I didn’t want to mention him. Even when I met him on the street, everyone would habitually look elsewhere to avoid greeting him and pretend not to see him. Relatives treat my cousin in this way. No exception. Seriously, I don’t want to be too involved with people like my cousin. So, when my wife told me that my cousin was also on the boat, I immediately whispered, wife, you are stupid. Yes? I don’t usually interact with my cousin. You ask me, why did he get on the boat, how did I know? However, the moonlight is so beautiful tonight, and the lantern is so beautiful, so obviously he also came to watch the lantern. Wife Shocked, he is a rascal, he is not stingy, why do you want to do something arty today? I shook my head vigorously, don't ask me about this kind of thing, I am not him, where would you know his thoughts? My wife wanted to say more. I grabbed her and held her with my hand to signal her not to talk any more. Who knows, my wife who is usually obedient, this will be very aggressive, and throws away my hand, impatiently. , Hello, husband, he is not a little devil, what is afraid of him? Besides, even if he is a little devil, our China has been liberated a long time ago, so you don’t need to be afraid of her. My wife has always been violent, and I am so angry. I didn't dare to provoke her. At this moment, seeing her angry, I am usually a strict wife. Where can I be tough with her? I had to shut up and didn't say anything. Over there, my cousin and those guys The gangsters were still yelling in the bow of the ship, so my wife and I had no choice but to put our heads down and cast our sights over there together. Several gangsters searched on the boat and returned to the cousin's side. The cousin held his elbows in his hands. Posture. Those little gangsters ran to his cousin, whispered, eldest brother, there is no seat. The cousin sank his face, hum, these actually dared to fill up the seats. Several gangsters lowed. Said, what can be done? We are late, so there are no seats. My cousin angered, so what? , You trash, it's useless at all, there is no seat, we can find a seat. A few gangsters turned their heads and saw people sitting on each chair. They couldn't help but smile and said, eldest brother, this seat is really gone. There are people sitting on all the chairs. You asked us to find seats, aren't you embarrassing us boys? The cousin’s face changed suddenly, suddenly raised his hand, and slapped the little who was standing in front of him. Maybe the cousin used his hands too hard, maybe the bang was too loud, then After the slap, there was silence on the boat, and the original noisy travellers were all dumbfounded in fright, and the little were even more trembling with fright, all of them opened their eyes and looked at their cousins in horror. The cousin folded his waist, raised his neck, and laughed. At that time, I noticed that the expressions of everyone on the boat were panic. They all opened their mouths and looked straight at their cousins, including my wife and I. They were also staring at their cousins just like the other people on the boat. There is only one cousin, raising his neck and laughing wildly, this atmosphere is really strange. The wife whispered, husband, good, what is he smiling? I lowered my voice and said, a good fart! Haven't you seen that something is about to happen? The wife was surprised, something happened? What can happen? I think it's because my wife is talking too loudly. Just after she finished speaking, my cousin suddenly stopped smiling, turned his face to look at us, and said sharply, eh? what happened? Who was laughing just now? My wife wanted to talk again, so I was so scared that I hurriedly covered her mouth, whispered, don't say anything. However, my cousin still found us, took a big step, and staggered towards us. To be honest, the atmosphere was really tense at the time. Just as my cousin stared at me and my wife and asked sternly, everyone present had already turned their attention to our couple. At this moment, when we saw our cousin walking towards us, everyone was nervous, and the timid woman on the boat even screamed in fright. The cousin stared at a pair of flushed drunk eyes, and walked towards us staggeringly. The wife trembled with fright, whispered, husband, what should I do? He came over. I covered her mouth again, complaining in a low voice, it wasn't you yet, squeaky and crooked, still such a loud voice, now it's okay, and recruit him. My wife sighed, what shall we do? I see his virtue, isn't he trying to beat people? I whispered, enough, why are you still crooked? He has already walked over, can't you shut your mouth? "