Chapter 3665: Shoeshine bench
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1324 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:54:36
Luffy smiled and said, "Damn! There is no one in this posture. Step on someone's back to clean shoes. Cousin is using someone else's back as a shoe polishing bench?"
Mo Yue smiled, "Obviously, do you still need to ask? At this moment, the man pouting his butt, bowing his head, kneeling on the ground, isn't this posture like a shoe-shining bench? So the cousin uses his back There is nothing wrong with the back and feet."
The village head smiled, "You guys, you actually said that, isn't this deliberately taking the pain of others as a pleasure? How uncomfortable it feels to be stepped on your back to polish your shoes."
Luffy laughed, "Uncomfortable is also his business. Who calls him cowardice, that's why he was stepped on his back to shine shoes. If I were me, I would definitely rise up and fight him firmly. frame."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Fight with him sturdily. It sounds good, but it is troublesome to do it. Because that cousin, he is not alone, and he still brings a few punks with him."
The village chief nodded, "Well, and this cousin is still the eldest brother of those little gangsters. If the man fights with his cousin, he will definitely not take advantage."
Lu Fei sighed, "Well, I actually forgot. My cousin is not here alone, and there are a few punks with him. Alas, forget it, let's talk a little bit. Good guys don’t suffer from the immediate loss, and save that. Several gangsters rushed up and beat me back."
The village chief smiled, "Okay, shut up all of you, or listen to me to continue. I just said that my cousin stepped on the man's back with one foot to shine the shoes. There were a lot of nails on the shoes. It looked so good that my cousin had to lower his head and wipe patiently. After a long time, it seemed that a shoe was wiped clean. The man took his foot off and breathed in relief. I was planning to straighten my back. It was not a good feeling to be stepped on my back for a long time. However, his body had just moved, and before he straightened his back, he heard a drink from the top of his head, don't move! He couldn’t be more familiar with this shout. This sound has been yelling at him for a long time, it’s the voice of his cousin. He heard this roar, where he dared to move, his back, which was originally intended to straighten, fell down again. Head to the ground, low and down, brother, if you don’t let me move, what else? Saying that for a long time, you have been using my back as a shoe polishing bench. Now that the shoes have been polished, what else do you have? Ken let me straighten up. Seriously, my waist is not good, so I feel awkward when lying on my stomach. Cousin sneered, yo, your waist is not good. Then, cousin, look down and head down. The woman who covered her face sneered, "Your waist is not good, she is tired? If it is her tired, your waist is not good, you should not find me, you should find her. This is for men and women. They all lowered their heads in shame. The woman buried her head lower, and only heard low sobs. The man himself was lying on his stomach with his head head straight. He couldn't see the expression on his face. He only heard a series of sighs. Everyone listened and laughed. Indeed, my cousin said a crude joke that everyone can understand. When everyone looked at the couple, the expressions on their faces changed from the previous sympathy to a bit of joking. The cousin smiled and said, okay, you are all quiet, don’t laugh. After that, he stretched out his foot and kicked the man’s foot, sternly, don’t move what you say. The man feels very wronged, whispered, brother, I am I have been a shoe-shining bench for you for a long time. Now that the shoes are finished, I am not allowed to get up. What do you want to do? Cousin sneered, you are such a fool. Since you are a shoe-shining bench, mine How can you get up before the shoes are finished? The man is surprised, what do you mean? Your shoes are obviously finished. After that, I can't help turning my head to look at my cousin's shoes. My cousin sneered, I said you are naive , You are really insane. Since it is a shoe shine, how can there be a reason for only polishing one shoe? I just polished one shoe and the other shoe hasn't been polished. Now, I have to polish another shoe. Only shoes. So you can't move. The man listened, although he was dissatisfied, he didn't dare to say it. He just whispered, that's okay, eldest brother quickly wipe it. My waist is really bad. Cousin and that Human conversation, my wife hid in my arms and heard clearly. When I heard this, I couldn’t help but get my head out of my arms, turned to look at my cousin and the man, and saw the man pouting his ass. On the ground, the posture looked very awkward, and the compassion was paused, and he whispered, oh, your cousin is really too much, people say that his waist is not good, and he keeps making people kneel on the ground as a shoe-shining bench. Just after landing, I heard my cousin shout over there, who is it? ? Are you crooked over there again? When my wife heard my cousin yelling, she quickly retracted her head into my arms in fright, and I also hugged my wife in fright. I turned my face, just in time to see my cousin looking at my face with gloomy eyes, scared me to shiver, and smile awkwardly, oh, that, no one is talking, you go ahead. My cousin didn't speak, but just looked at me coldly. After a long while, he didn't say anything, telling your wife, it's better to shut up. Don't ask for trouble. At that time, everyone on the boat looked at me, and my cousin looked at me fiercely. I was so frightened that I couldn't help but nodded. Well, I know, don't worry, I told her not to let her speak. Well, go ahead. I promise to watch my wife. The cousin just sneered a few times and put his other foot on the man’s back. However, this time, he did not pick up the napkin to polish the shoes, and coughed twice, sternly, hi, don’t cry anymore Up. Come and shine my shoes. When everyone present heard this, they looked at each other in shock, not knowing who the cousin was talking to. Cousin sneered, am I talking to you? Are you pretending to hear? The woman was crying with her head down, but when she heard her cousin, she suddenly stopped crying and wiped away the tears from her face. Seeing her nothing happened, my cousin scolded, what's the matter? I asked you to polish your shoes, don't you understand? The man shuddered when he heard his cousin yelling, he turned his face hurriedly, urging the woman, my dear, he was talking to you. The female anger said, are you a man? He made you like this and used your body as a shoe-shining bench. How can you stand it? Now he asks your woman to polish his shoes, you don't even fart? Are you still a man? The man turned his face to look at the little gangsters standing on the bow, and found that they were holding their elbows, they all looked at this side with enthusiasm, immediately took a breath and sighed, my dear, don’t say so much. Yes, what he asks you to do, you just do it. "