Chapter 3703: Grab a parking space

Mo Yue smiled and said, "After talking for a long time, how come back to men and women, who is the most powerful creature on earth? Isn't the answer to this question obvious?"
Luffy smiled, "It's as if you know the answer, do you think it's a man or a woman?"
Moyue coughed and coughed, "In my opinion, of course it is a man. I think that little man is right. Men start wars, men conquer cities, men rule the country and the world, so men are the most powerful on earth. Creatures."
Luffy smiled and said, "Well, that’s your personal opinion. You should calm down and listen to me. Then you will understand, men and women, who are the most powerful creatures on earth. Little man. I thought I was right, and laughed triumphantly. The colleague sneered, and I told you that you were wrong. Although men seem to be much stronger than women. In fact, women are the hegemon of the world. The little man chuckled and laughed, huh? Are you serious? Just like a woman, she can still be the overlord of the world. The colleague nodded, yes, it is true, you probably forgot a word It is called men conquer the world, and women conquer the world by conquering men. So, as a woman, you don’t need to work hard, as long as you can marry a good man, you can enjoy it. Women are the most blessed creatures in the world. .Just find a good man to marry, the next thing is very simple, give birth to a child, stay at home and take care of the child all day long. There are the burdens of life, as long as the man bears the burden. Therefore, women want to conquer the world , It can be achieved by conquering men. The little man frowned and seemed to ponder over it seriously before he woke up. Well, when you say it now, I figured it out. It seems that this is the truth. There seems to be such a saying, a woman Conquer the whole world by conquering men. The little guy keeps his hands behind his back, walks around, talks and sighs, tuts, that's right, you say these women are thinking about how to tie men all the time, using all kinds of methods. The idea to conquer men. So, women are really complicated and scheming creatures. Many times, they make people crazy, and they can't help them. Moreover, what makes single men crazy is, Every day I open the door, walk to the street, and look up. The street is full of women, no matter how tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful or ugly, everything is available, but they can’t catch any of them. It’s really crazy. Could it be that this There is really no woman in the world that belongs to me? If I am, is it destined to spend my life alone? The colleague coughed twice, and I said you, or be more sober, about whether you want to be alone It’s up to you to solve such a serious problem of living your life. Because this kind of thing is all on your own, no one can help you. The little man sighed again, alas, it seems to be true. I am destined to be Be lonely. After speaking, I suddenly raised my neck and laughed. What do you say? The Buddha said, I don’t go to hell, who will go to hell? The colleague laughed, OK, your future life problems , Or you should solve it yourself. Now, what I want to ask you is, you said that you are a golden bachelor, do you have the hardware configuration of a golden bachelor? Do you have a garage? Now, the little man is dumbfounded, a car is such a thing In fact, it doesn’t matter whether it is or not, it’s just a means of transportation. In my opinion, taking the subway is also good. Now this subway shop is everywhere, and you just need to take the subway. The colleague sneered, um, this is you Is there a reason for not having a car? The little guy smiled, the car is really nothing, I don’t do business, and my work is very close to where I live. If I don’t want to take the subway , Walk to work and exercise. What's so good about driving? I saw those colleagues who have cars in the work unit are arguing for parking spaces every morning. The colleague smiled bitterly, don't talk about that. The reason why colleagues quarreled over the parking space is mainly because our unit has insufficient parking spaces. If there are enough parking spaces, do we still have to fight? In fact, it is really strange to say that the leaders of our unit. There are only a few parking spaces in our unit’s yard, but there are more than ten colleagues who have cars in the unit. In this way, they will definitely fight because of parking. The little man laughed and said, if you want to solve the problem of difficult parking for colleagues in your unit, it is also very simple. If you want to occupy a parking space, come half an hour earlier than others, won't you be able to grab a parking space? Those lazy guys have to grind, step on to work, and of course they will fight for car parking. The colleague sneered, aren't you talking nonsense? There are too few parking spaces in the unit, and the number of colleagues with cars is slowly increasing. As you know, now that living conditions are better, who doesn't want to buy a car as a means of transportation. However, it is an indisputable fact that there are more cars and fewer parking spaces. Those colleagues who couldn't find a parking space had no choice but to park the car on the road. However, our unit is too close to the office compound of the traffic police brigade. I wish we could rush two or three waves of traffic police to check cars every time we go out. In this case, it is absolutely unwise to park the car casually on the curb. Wish to stop for five minutes, maybe less than five minutes, and immediately be dragged away by the traffic police. Almost every colleague who didn't grab a parking space had the experience of being dragged away by traffic police. Therefore, in the unit, the scene of fighting with parking spaces is performed almost every day. When the colleague said this, he couldn't help but sighed. Alas, when I think that robbing a parking space every morning is like fighting, my head hurts. You know, I have to arrive two hours earlier every day to get a parking space. unit. The little guy smiles bitterly, are you crazy? Just for a parking space? Two hours in advance? In other words, two hours in advance, the uncle of our unit hasn’t come to open the door. Where are you going to stay so early? The colleague smiled bitterly, where can he go? First occupy the parking space, and then find a small restaurant nearby to have something to eat. After spending half an hour in the restaurant, it's almost time for the old janitor to open the door, so I can just go to the office and stay. The little man sneered, saying that you really struggled for a parking space. The colleague sighed, otherwise, if there is no parking space, he will have to park on the side of the road. If he parks on the side of the road, he will be dragged away by the traffic police. This is a complete chain reaction. By the way, my car is not without the experience of being towed away by a police car. I remember that time, the previous night, when my colleagues had a party, I forgot who celebrated their birthday, I got so drunk, I went home, fell asleep, and forgot to ring the alarm. Also on that day, my wife went to bed early, and she didn't help me with the alarm clock. As a result, we both slept that day and we were all late. "