Chapter 38: Dr. Dumb from Valoran
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1249 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:37:14
<!--The beginning of the chapter content-->The guy has a bean sprout-like body, but with a huge head. That head is two times larger than a normal person's head. That guy is already big. , Plus the mess of yellow hair on the top of his head, it seems that his head is bigger.
At this moment, the guy with the big head was wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses with a high degree of myopia, and he was attentively fiddling with what looked like a small lunch box in his hand.
Why does this big head guy look so familiar? I seem to have seen it somewhere.
"Hi! Dr. Dumb, it's been a long time since I saw you." When Gao Peng saw the guy, he greeted him excitedly.
"Dr. Dumb, I haven't seen you these days. Your head seems to be a little bigger again. What great invention are you thinking about again?"
The big head guy smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth, but his eyes did not leave the strange thing like a small lunch box in his hand for a moment, "Oh, two handsome guys, I heard about your glorious deeds in solving serial murders as soon as I entered the classroom. Congratulations to both of you."
It turns out that this guy is Dr. Dumb, the one who claims to be the grandson of the great inventor Heimödinger. Now I know why he looks familiar. He looks like a teenager version of Heimödinger with a big head. , And the bean sprouts-like body and the tousled yellow hair, it is almost alike.
I coughed twice to show my existence, "In fact, I participated in the arrest, but the major TV stations, newspapers and other media ignored my credit."
In fact, my name was not mentioned at all. Even in the school, the students only regarded them as heroes. No one knew that I was involved in the arrest.
I was obliterated and forgotten by them for my hard work, of course I was not reconciled.
You know, if it wasn't for me to wear Qin Xiaoxiao's dress, she could reunited her soul and reappeared if it wasn't for me to wear Qin Xiaoxiao's skirt. Only through the clues she provided, this unsolved case was at a critical point. Connected and followed the vines to find out the real culprit.
To put it conscientiously, if Qin Xiaoxiao's soul does not show up, this case will only become an unsolved case in the end. Maybe a hundred years later, countless younger generations will turn out this strange case from time to time and lament.
There are many similar unresolved cases, such as the Nanda corpse case, where Diao Aiqing was broken into more than two thousand pieces for no reason. Needless to say, the murderer's cruelty was. At that time, the police spent a lot of manpower and material resources. Even to this day, I believe that the police still did not give up. Hunted, but didn't even see the murderer's hair. Similarly, there are the black dahlia case in the United States and the Hwaseong serial killings in South Korea.
The more I thought about it, the more angry I got, and finally one morning, I made a special trip to stand on the school’s playground with a loudspeaker to tell everyone that I was also a member of the arrest team, and there should be a piece of my own in the military medal of the criminal arrested and brought to justice. Crescent moon. In exchange for countless eyes and saliva.
In the end, Director Pei helped me out. She led me to the Office of Academic Affairs, who was covered in spitting stars and rotten eggs, and gave me a full three weeks of psychological counseling to correct me. Deformed desire to express.
About this matter, I dug a small hole in the big willow tree on campus and talked about it for several weeks.
"Are you involved too?"
Dr. Dumb pushed the thick glasses like the bottom of a bottle onto the bridge of my nose and looked at me carefully from head to toe.
When I was about to answer, Gao Peng immediately took the lead and said loudly, "He just followed us with makeup, a wig, and a woman's red skirt and high heels. That's all."
After hearing the words, Dr. Dumb stopped the work in his hand and looked at me with wide eyes, "You? Wearing a woman's dress with makeup?"
Gao Peng laughed with tears.
Li Yuantai burst into tears with a smile.
The whole class laughed with tears.
I burst into tears.
Dr. Dumb didn't know, so he comforted me, "It doesn't matter, if you like women's high heels, when I have time, I will design you a pair of women's high heels that suit you."
The whole class continued to laugh.
The gazes of dozens of pairs of eyes burned me, I really wanted to find a seam to get in.
Dr. Dumb is really weird. The classmates laughed in tears, but he didn't smile at all. He frowned and looked at the smiling classmates who were leaning back and shook his head, then opened the thing that looked like a small lunch box and held the trumpet. The screwdriver continues to debug.
I stretched my head and saw that there were all kinds of weird electronic components in the small lunch box, and some unknown wires were entangled in it. Dr. Dumb took the screwdriver and touched those electronic components, and it snapped and sparks splashed. I gotta quickly retract my head.
"The Dumb Doctor, did you really come to earth from the Kingdom of Yordel?"
"Undoubtedly." Dr. Dumb seemed to think my question was stupid, and glanced at me disdainfully.
"That you are really the grandson of the great inventor Heimödinger?"
"Undoubtedly." He didn't bother to look down on me this time, and continued to lower his head to fiddle with the strange things in the little lunch box.
"Then can you take me to the Kingdom of Yordel? I really think it must be a magical country."
"No."
"Why? I will pay for the travel expenses." I was stunned, this Dr. Dumb was too stingy.
Dr. Dumb looked at me seriously, "Because I can't even go back myself." Then he seemed to be explaining to me and talking to himself, "Of course it is a magical country, in the Kingdom of Yordel, Everyone is hardworking, and the government encourages invention and creation.
Almost every Yordle resident has at least one or two patentable inventions. There are hardworking and kind-hearted people and beautiful cities like gardens. I love that piece of land so much. If it weren’t for the time shuttle to make a mistake, I wouldn’t have come to the earth by mistake, but now I return no matter what. not going. "
"You mean that little lunch box is a time shuttle?" I sweated coldly.
Dr. Dumb nodded, "This is my latest invention. It's not mature yet. I can't exactly set the specific location and age of the shuttle, so the tragedy happened. You must not move this shuttle, remember. . I really don’t want the tragedy to happen again."
"Speaking of tragedy, when will Dr. Dumb find your classmate in seat 4?" The sharp-toothed celluloid came out sometime, and said in a weird way.
Somehow, when he heard the words "Student in seat No. 4", Dr. Dumb immediately became nervous, sweating from his huge forehead.
He looked nervous, and even started to stammer, "Um, ahem, that classmate in seat 4 will get him back, at least before I return to the Kingdom of Yordel, I will get him Return to school safely."