Chapter 512: Fire prevention, anti-theft, and alien
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1184 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:39:50
Looking at the full bowl of porridge in front of me, I couldn't help frowning, "Mom, I'm already full."
"No, you can eat another bowl. In this porridge, I put preserved eggs and lean meat, plus minced and chopped green onion. It is fresh and delicious."
In order to live up to my mother's kindness, I had to raise the rice spoon, scoop a spoonful into my mouth and smile, "Well, I'll have another bowl."
"That's right, this is my mother's good boy." After speaking, she bent down and continued to wipe the balcony.
I turned my eyes back to the TV.
The female anchor’s sweet voice sounded again,
Next, we invited Professor Zhang Botao from the National Law University to make an analysis of this series of incidents.
A gray-haired old man in a suit appeared on the screen.
Zhang Botao coughed and coughed, "To sum up the incident of Yili, you said, whether it is the 20th floor of the Jiaxin Building or the loss of the brain of the deceased and the disappearance of the headless body in the physical evidence department of the police station, think carefully, and all of them are with M The research institute has a relationship. And the UFO and aliens appeared in the M Research Institute yesterday, which made me have to associate this series of mysterious events with aliens."
"Then Professor Zhang, you think all events are closely related, right?"
"Yes."
"Then what is your final analysis of this series of mysterious events?"
"I think all this is done by aliens."
The female anchor exclaimed, "Oh? Do you think all this is done by aliens?"
Not only was the female anchor, I was so shocked that I almost snorted, and the aliens must be sneezing right now.
Zhang Botao nodded vigorously, "Yes, it was made by aliens. The extraterrestrial 20 floors of the Charles Schwab Building must have been secretly built at night by aliens. It is said that the aliens’ technology is very advanced, similar to that of Gaiyi. Building such a complicated thing is just a simple task for them. Otherwise, how can an old building become brand new overnight, with another twenty stories? No one can do anything except aliens. Do it."
"So, what happened to the disappearance of the two night shift employees?"
"The missing guards and security guards must have been kidnapped by aliens. Recently, aliens have frequently abducted people on Earth because aliens are very good to us on Earth. They wanted to study us, so they came up with kidnappings. There is a way. However, most of the people on Earth who were kidnapped by aliens will return to Earth smoothly. I believe the two people who disappeared last night will soon appear in public view again."
"Oh, what Professor Zhang meant is that the two missing persons will return home soon."
Zhang Botao nodded, "Yes."
"Then Professor Zhang, I don’t understand now. If those two people were kidnapped by aliens. According to what you said, the aliens kidnapped the Earth’s people to study humans, so why don’t the aliens kidnap some high-end IQ? Instead of a scholar or a scientific researcher, kidnapping two ordinary people? Isn’t it more valuable to kidnap a guard and a security guard to kidnap those knowledgeable scholars?"
Zhang Botao pondered a little, "Aliens kidnapped people on Earth only to study the most basic living habits and human body structure. This has been shown in previous cases of alien abductions. If you only study the most basic human life In terms of habits and human body structure, scholars and ordinary people are no different."
The female anchor coughed and coughed, "So according to your analysis just now, the brain and headless body of the male corpse in the police station's physical evidence department were also made by aliens?"
Zhang Botao nodded, "That was definitely done by aliens. Through the frequent hijacking of people on earth by aliens, we can see that aliens are very good to us people on earth. So this time, they chose to steal the work of a scientific researcher. Take the brain back and study it."
"Then what's the matter with that headless body?"
"The body that can survive without the head will of course arouse great interest among aliens, and they naturally moved that body back to study."
"However, according to the video provided by the police, it was two masked men in black who stole the headless body and the brains of the deceased, not the little gray people, and even though the two thieves were not tall and thin, they were both. One is about 165 in height, and the other is about 170. These two heights are normal for human beings on earth, and the average height of the little gray people we usually see is only about one meter."
"There are actually many types of aliens. Little Grey is just one we are more familiar with. The combined police video information can only prove that the suspect is not Little Grey. Those two masked thieves are probably Other kinds of aliens."
"That is to say, the theft case in the physical evidence department of the police station was done by another kind of aliens, not by the little gray people."
"Is such that."
"Then in the recent incidents of aliens frequently hijacking people on Earth, what good way do you have to remind the audience friends in front of the TV how to prevent this unfortunate situation from happening?"
"The specific method is nothing more than to reduce the number of night trips and try to avoid going out at night, because alien abductions are usually carried out at night. If it is necessary for work, you said night shifts or something, it is best to increase night shifts. There are more people, and I am afraid that aliens will not dare to start rashly. In short, it is still a word, fire and theft, and aliens. I still hope that the audience in front of the TV will try to be safe when going out. Travel at night, don’t go to remote and desolate places, beware of being kidnapped by aliens."
"Professor Zhang, thank you very much for taking the time out of your busy schedule to help us record this episode, and thank you very much for the self-protection measures you provide to the audience in dealing with mysterious incidents. I hope that the audience will remember, fire prevention and theft Prevent aliens. Reduce or avoid night trips, do not go to the wilderness, and do not give aliens a chance to take advantage of it. Okay, this episode is over here. Thank you viewers for watching. See you next time. "
Seeing the words goodbye on the screen, I felt dumbfounded. Every time a mysterious incident happened, the TV station would always invite some experts and professors to give some inexplicable explanations.
Afterwards, each of them had a line written on their faces—believe it or not, I did.
However, this time it was okay, the Little Grey was finally washed out.
If we say that everything is done by aliens, and the aliens are fed up and run to the earth to help us build buildings?
Believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway.