Chapter 786: The beggar in Fanwai designated the upper body of the ghost
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1476 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:41:37
The little nurse attached to Liang Jun, walked to the first floor, exited the Yinbao Building, and walked straight to the gate of the studio.
As soon as the security guard at the door saw him, he immediately stepped forward to catch him and reprimanded, "You stinky beggar, why did you get in again? You said you are young and strong, find a job and do a good job, and then marry a wife. It's okay, it's dirty and smelly, what's the matter of wandering around on this set? There are so many beautiful girls here, and they don't like your stinky beggar. It's useless for you to come in and take a peek."
The security guard is also an old man who has worked here for many years. He has met Liang Jun no less than a hundred and eighty times before, so when he scolded him, the lines were all ready-made, and he came out directly without thinking about it.
Liang Jun knew that he had a strong mouth. Every time he saw him, he would sprint away. Once he went out, he quickly ran down the road and disappeared into the noisy crowd.
When the security guard was in a good mood, he just scolded him. When he was in a bad mood, he was able to chase far away with an electric baton in his hand.
But today, why does this stinky beggar look wrong?
Not only did he not run away when he saw him, but he walked over like he hadn't seen him.
Grass? Do you use Laozi as the air? The fire in the security's heart is even greater.
With regard to security work, this is the case. Usually, when I meet the leader of the unit, he nods his head and bows, just like the third grandson. Whenever he sees something ragged or begs for food, he immediately turns into a tiger down the mountain. The real Nima is so fierce that he is afraid of it. a feeling of.
Let's talk about the security guard. He was beaten and scolded by Qiang with a pistol at his head before, and the shame of scaring urine on the spot has been held in his heart. I have nowhere to vent my sorrow.
It just so happened that he caught this beggar and vented his anger, looking for a psychological balance.
"Get away! Take your dirty hands away!"
"Grass, you're just a beggar, what are you awesome?"
The security guard grabbed Liang Jun's shirt with his left hand, raised his fist with his right hand, and was about to pull it down. Suddenly, he felt wrong.
What's wrong?
Isn't this beggar a man with a handle? How come a mouth is a ladylike voice?
Didn’t you hear it wrong?
So the security guard grabbed Liang Jun's shirt and roared, "Did you have reassignment surgery? Talking like a powder, can you be more masculine?"
Unexpectedly, Liang Jun slapped the slap and slapped the security guard. He cursed bitterly, "You stinky janitor, the old lady is originally a woman, are you blind?"
This time, the security guard heard it really, Wucao, it was just a woman talking, listening to the voice is the age of twenty Lang, and then think of the haunted rumors on the set, and immediately felt that something was wrong, so she scared mom. With a shout, Sa Yazi slipped into the duty room and closed the door, saying that she didn't dare to come out.
Looking at the Liang Jun, he didn't chase him, but walked out of the gate with a big spike.
The security guard hid in the duty room, staring at Liang Jun through the glass on the door.
When Liang Jun turned around, the security guard saw Liang Jun's back and was scared to pee again.
Damn, there is a large pool of blood on Liang Jun's back, and the blood flows from the wound on the back of his head.
On the way Liang Jun walked, he dripped all the blood.
The security guard said that this stinky beggar had run into an evil spirit, shed so much blood, and walked smoothly as if he were all right.
Besides, Liang Jun walked to the side of the road, reached out to touch his pocket, made a loud noise, took out a wad of hundred yuan bills, and immediately happily clapped himself, "I have earned it, there is money in my beggar pocket. "
Although not a lot, there is always money for taxi rides.
Liang Jun walked to the side of the road to stop the car, but when the taxi driver saw him in tattered clothes, no one stopped.
The aunt who sells the lunch box next to her smiled from ear to ear, "Bigger, you are really rich, so you have money to take a taxi? It's a pity that you have money to take a taxi, and no one dares to pull you."
Liang Jun glared at her fiercely, "Bapo, sell your box lunch, I want you to be nosy!"
When the aunt who sold the boxed lunch heard that the old beggar was a woman's voice, she immediately screamed, "Ghost! Ghost!" Turning around and running away, she didn't even want the boxed lunch.
Liang Jun looked at the aunt's back and smirked, "It just so happens that he is hungry, I will eat something for him first." So he grabbed a box of lunch, opened it, and ate it with his cheeks.
The box lunch was stewed sirloin with potatoes and white rice, and Liang Jun ate it beautifully.
"I haven't eaten human food for 20 years. It's so fragrant."
The aunt ran to the gate of the studio in one breath, and just happened to bump into the security guard who was sneaking in and spying here.
The aunt grabbed the security guard and said, "The big thing is not good. The beggar has designated the upper body of the ghost, and even the voice has become a big girl."
The security guard gloated and said, "I know this, he just walked out from me. This beggar deserves it, and he always wanders around on the set if he has nothing to do. This is causing trouble for himself. This set is already here. It’s not clean, he hired it himself, and cannot blame others."
The aunt had no idea, "Then what can I do now? He is eating my box lunch, he must not give me the money, he has eaten the king's meal."
"Auntie, don't worry about a box of lunch. You should burn incense and bless him to leave after eating."
"Then what if he doesn't leave?"
"Don't go, don't ask for your box of lunch."
"I don't know which female ghost got on him, and when he speaks, she is pretty straight."
"Then we don't know, the ghosts in this set are not one or two."
The security guard and aunt hid in the shade of the tree at the gate, their eyes fixed on Liang Jun.
After Liang Jun finished his lunch, he picked up a bottle of iced lemon tea and drank it.
The aunt could see clearly, and said distressedly, "He is making trouble. Not only do I have to pay for a box of lunch, but I also have to take a bottle of drink. I really forgot to read the almanac when I went out today."
The security guard said, "Mother, don't talk, he is full now, and it's time to go."
Sure enough, Liang Jun stood up and walked towards the side of the road.
Liang Jun stood on the side of the road, frowning, "But where should I go?" He reached into his pocket again and took out an ID card, "Huh? Liang Jun? Is Liang Jun the name of the beggar?" Look at the appearance of the beggar, and sure enough, the photos on the ID are somewhat similar. So nodded, it seemed that Liang Jun was the beggar.
Then, staring at the address on the ID card, "Huh? This address should be Liang Jun's home address, right? Why don't you go to his house and play."
Just as a taxi passed by, Liang Jun hurriedly reached out to stop the car. Fortunately, the car stopped.
Liang Jun pulled the door and got into the car.
The driver said, "Master, where are you going?"
Liang Jun held the ID card to the driver, "just the address on the ID card."
The driver glanced at Liang Jun and said to his heart that this man is a man or a woman? Will you take a taxi? Never seen such a passenger. How can I say that the voice is female, but the driver is usually not a talkative person. He stepped on the accelerator and the taxi drove into the traffic with a hum.
The aunt who sold the box lunch watched Liang Jun sit in the taxi and went back to her box lunch stand with a sigh of dejection, "It's fine to go, it's no use taking a box of lunch and a bottle of water."