Chapter 2: 2 + 3

Chapter 2 2+3
Tao Er hadn't returned when it was dark. I looked around for a while, couldn't help being hungry, and moved my chopsticks first.
Yan Wu gave me a strange look.
"Are you a starving ghost reborn? Why are you eating so much?"
Lian'er covered her mouth and smiled. "Master is reborn as a pervert."
I heard! I heard!
I gave Lian'er a faint look. "What's the difference, I can't eat enough anyway..."
Several people were choked by the tea on the spot. The thin-skinned master Qiao Si bowed his head. Tang San glared at me, and Yan Wu sat next to me, blowing directly into my ear. "So resentful, but blame us for not doing our best?"
I shuddered, I just complained to the master, don’t get the wrong idea...
But I didn't have the guts to say that, only shut up and eat.
I miss my second brother Tao so much. With him, how can these people dare to rebel against me? Even Yan Wu is submissive to him, he is truly a leader.
After dinner, I led Lian'er to the street, oh no, Lian'er led me to the street.
In our family, I am the master in name. In fact, the ranking is the highest in Tao Er, because he is the first in Wu, fighting violence with violence, and making money to support his family. The so-called milk is a mother...the second in the ranking is the master. Because among a group of martial arts, he has knowledge, he is the number one in literature. Three, four and five are basically tied for third place, because no one is convinced. Lian'er is next, although she is not a housekeeper, but she takes care of me. (Master, I really want to cry TT) Then there is Red Eagle. It is Tao Er's love bird. It eats better than me every day... Then there is XX, XX, XX...
When I walked to East Street, I was finally lined up. After me lined up were two stone lions at the gate of Li's house. That's it.
Today is the Spring Festival. A bunch of young people stood under the 100-year-old tree at Dongjiekou and threw a red ribbon on it. I heard that they wrote their wishes on it. If the branches are thrown, the wishes will come true.
Lian'er seemed quite interested, and turned around and said to me: "Master, do you want to come and play too?"
I glanced at her and said faintly: "The money bag is in your hands, just play if you want."
Because Tao Er said that women become poor when they have money, so I am the poorest at home.
I just want to cry.
Lian'er probably saw that my face was really bad, so she came to comfort me and said, "Master, don't be sad, let's throw a red silk for fun."
Someone under the tree was selling red silk, a piece of twenty articles, it was a robbery, enough for me to buy a little oil chicken!
Tao Er said that Li Yingyu's world is made up of small oil chicken, which is my general equivalent. It's just in one sentence.
I snorted and said, "Buying all the red silk is not enough to write the master's wish!"
Lian'er followed my example, snorted, and put her arms around her chest. "Master, you are too greedy!"
I broke my fingers and counted in a low voice: "I wish I have a little chicken to eat every day, 2 I wish the master take the initiative to dedicate myself, 3 I wish I would not quarrel, I wish I would not quarrel with me, and I wish Tao 2 would give me my petty Money flower, Six Wish Lian'er be gentle with me..."
Lian'er interrupted me with a black thread. "Master, don't go too far!"
I squatted under the tree to draw circles. "I knew you didn't want to see me..."
Lian'er gave a piece of red silk. "You are only allowed to make one wish!"
This is not an embarrassment, I would rather she directly give me twenty cents, then I can realize my first wish immediately.
I am depressed, I am troubled, I pull my hair... (this habit will appear frequently in this article...)
Finally, I wrote a wish: "May everything go as I wish, and everything I want to be as free as I want..."
The red silk was filled with words, so I closed my hand with satisfaction and looked up, but Lian'er was missing...
I squat too low, can't she see me?
Also, with so many people, it's easy to get separated. I laughed...
Just thinking about it, someone accidentally kicked a foot on the butt, and I threw forward in a very ugly posture.
"Ouch..." I frowned and cried, if we let the couple of our family know that someone dared to kick my ass, then this person would definitely not be able to sit on the bench for the rest of his life. There is an unwritten rule in our family: Lord, I can fight, but you can’t.
At this time, generally speaking, there should be a young man who descended from the sky, stretched out a white and slender hand to me, and said affectionately: "Are you okay?"
Then I held his hand shyly and stood up, slammed into his arms...
But the fact is that I have already passed such a youthful age. Today, I am full of resentment, like a dissatisfied woman cursing the gods and Buddhas, rubbing her buttocks to stand up, and falling into the crowd again, being pushed and shoved. Where to go.
When I stopped, I finally found myself.
Three consecutive paintings on the riverside, choose the oiran!
Have fun watching!
I threw away the red silk that was trampled and blackened by others-which showed from the side that my wish was completely unfulfilled-and rushed into the crowd.
Three consecutive painting boats, only to hear the sound and never come in person!
This is the most famous gold cave in Los Angeles. It not only provides services for men, but also accepts women's business. I heard that the girls in the brothels can be oirans.
This is what Chen Guo is good about. The folkway is open and men and women are equal. Men and women are the same. If you have money and power, you can have three wives, four concubines, three husbands and four servants. There are Baihualou and Baicaolou. As long as the money is in place, whether you are a man or a woman, a human or an animal... Anyway, that means that.
Although I have five servants, I have no money. This is true. So the rich are sitting in the best positions waiting for bids, while the poor can only squeeze by the riverside to watch the excitement.
I helped my hair crown, which was crowded a little crookedly. At this time, it’s better to travel as a man. Although men and women are equal, women are more reserved. That is to say, they usually don’t squeeze men like this. Besides, today is the selection of Oiran, women do not like to join in the fun, first to beat themselves, secondly, they are afraid of being misunderstood that they have a special sexual interest.
Not long after, I heard the three boats ringing in unison, and the skyrocketing fireworks lit up half of the river. I covered my ears and raised my head and smirked. At this time, I couldn't find any other expressions except smirk.
Because through the fire, I clearly saw the second son of our family who is said to be back to work at Baihong Villa.
At this moment, the second son of Tao is dressed in lake green brocade, holding an ebony gold wire fan in his hand, his eyebrows fly into the temple, he is energetic, and the breeze on the river is moving slightly, blowing the hair in his ear, which is really sultry.
The girl opposite him saw her eyes straight.
Tao Er, you still smile at others...
Master, I feel sour in my heart, more sour than eating green apricots, I can’t wait to step on his handsome face and stamp "Master Li's Personal Items"!
It's no good, my sir, my heart hurts again, I squeezed back with my chest, and I didn't watch the oiran election.
But just after crowding out the crowd, I regret it again.
Mother, you are allowed to prostitute for whatever reason, and I am not allowed to take aim! I usually don’t take me on the three consecutive paintings, but now I’m still hiding it!
Is it great to have money!
I made a decision!
I'm going to eat Bawang Chicken!
I walked in the opposite direction and ran to the main entrance of Sanlianhuafang.
Sanlian Painted Boats are three boats parked in the port. The front door is facing the street and the back door is facing the river. At this time, the Oiran election is taking place on the river, and people have all gone there. On the contrary, there are fewer people on this side.
Probably it was because I was dressed neatly--to say, my grandfather's clothes were more valuable than my grandfather. Two gorgeous women couldn't help but drag me in.
Since I made up my mind to eat Bawang Chicken, I am naturally as good as it is.
But now the best guess is to participate in the Oiran election.
The old bustard probably heard that I had a big tone and came out to see me. I dangled the ancient jade on my waist. She is an expert, and she must have seen that my jade is valuable at a glance, so I immediately changed my breath. It hurts like that, oops.
"Call all the most beautiful girls here!" I slapped the table and shouted, "There is also a little chicken!"
The old bustard was obviously shocked by my logic, and suddenly didn't realize what a little oily chicken was. When she did, she couldn't believe her ears again. "Master, what do you want?"
I remembered what the master said, but waved my hand in frustration. "Don't want to eat chicken, but I haven't eaten meat for a long time, you can figure it out."
The old bustard gave a cry and blinked ambiguously, "Old man understands, uncle, wait a moment!"
So I grabbed my chopsticks and waited for the food. The old bustard was really considerate. I didn’t know where to tinker with two authentic little chickens. If you don’t eat white or not, the little chickens have passed through the intestines, and the master left...
There are beautiful girls on both sides to persuade the wine. I wanted to not drink it. I was afraid that Yan Wu would find it when I went back. But I thought that when I didn’t have the money to pay the bill and I was packaged back, I would definitely be found. I ate all the chickens. I didn't stop doing it, and I gave myself a glass of wine.
Anyway, it was Tao Er who made the mistake first, and I was able to win a round.
Thinking about this, I relaxed a little bit. Hearing a sound of footsteps, I looked up and looked out--
I was stunned...
Wonderland on earth...
There are so many beautiful sisters, some are charming, some are pure, and some are charming and pure!
Five beautiful sisters stood in front of me, each smiled at me with their own merits, and I had no time to sigh, and five more came behind!
Five beautiful brothers...
I thump the ground! I scratch the wall!
I’m fine with prostitutes. My prostitute man was discovered by them, and he will definitely be eaten alive without knowing the smell of meat!
"You, you, you, you!" I slid forward, Brother Shenxian, you are very good, but I can't ask for them all! Forgive me for my lack of spine and dare not stop doing it to the end. "You you, the women stay, the men go out!"
The old bustard walked in at this time, and when he heard what I said, he gave me a weird look and leaned close to me and said: "Master, I have read countless people. I can see at a glance that you are a daughter. Woman? Could it be that you..." She glanced at me again and said ambiguously and ambiguously: "If you have that kind of sexual interest, I have to find some other girls for you."
I almost choked to death with my saliva, the girls on the left and right covered their mouths and looked at me laughing.
I think I am still a very pure person after all.
I waved my hand and said, "Whatever, everyone sits down to eat and drink, sing a little song or something, it's all the same."
The sisters and sisters all sat down when they heard what I said. They are really masters and masters. They are good at blowing, pulling, playing and singing. I enjoy wine and delicacies, while beautiful and delicious meals. I temporarily forget about the tragedies that may be encountered in a while. Rear.
The food in front of me quickly made me forget the pain of half a little chicken during the day. After I was full of food and drink, I reached out and touched the beautiful sister-too oily, I have to wipe my hands...
The girl looked at me with disgust, but still held back a smile with a good temper. Seeing that I had enough finger on her, she came over.
I said, "Where is your cottage?"
There are four great pleasures in life, or drinking and wealth, or eating and drinking Lhasa. Lord, I have enjoyed the first few things, and it is natural to reincarnate the grains. Behind me were two beautiful younger sisters who seemed to be able to lose weight. They clearly showed me the way, but they were actually afraid of my pee. Also, I was so messed up just now, I was afraid that it would cost a small hundred liang, not too much, it was half of a vase thrown by a small three and a small four when quarreling, but not a lot, enough for ordinary people to have enough food and clothing. Three years.
The huts of Sanlian Painted Boats are not called huts. Men and women are separated, and they are called Xifeng and Koizumi on the other. I supported the hair crown and thought about it seriously. I dressed up like this, ordinary people do not have the eyes of an old bustard, and naturally think that I am a man. If I enter the female hut, I am afraid that I will be shocked before undressing. Beach gull heron. But I was indeed a woman, and entered the male cottage...
I turned around and entered the male hut...
Tsk tusk tusk, I didn't control my eyes, I stared wide, in Tang San'er's words, it was thirsty eyes blazing around. It is worthy of selling gold caves, but Lazard solved it separately, and even the chamber pots were gilded. Each of the three compartments is blocked by a bamboo door, and a boxy skylight is opened above each. The moon and fireworks are reflected. From time to time, there are cheers from outside. I have passed the relative position of the painting boats in my mind. , I immediately understood that several gorgeous girls were fighting on the surface of the river outside this cottage!
Gee!
I looked at the small compartment with my probe, and the bottom led directly to Luoshui, which means...
My face is a little pale. Knowing this kind of thing is one thing, seeing it with your own eyes is another thing, don't even think about it, otherwise there will be a shadow after eating and drinking.
I looked at the chamber pot awkwardly, wondering how to use it. Although Emperor Chen advocated equality between men and women, only this matter was different. Why can a man stand for convenience, but a woman has to squat down for a dwarf? (Emperor: What is my business, there is a kind of you stand up to solve it!)
I lifted my hem, spread my legs apart, and stood in a stance, squatting neither high nor low-this posture is a bit difficult, you can’t squat too low, because the chamber pot is a bit high, and you can’t stand, because the chamber pot is a bit high. low……
Outside, it was probably a girl’s turn to perform. A ding-ding-dong-dong string music accompanied the big beads and small beads falling on the jade plate. I looked up at the top of the bamboo door with a soothing expression.
At this moment, the door outside was slammed open, and a rush of footsteps came in my direction. It was near the end, and the visitor couldn't wait to open the small bamboo door!
With a scream, I was hit in the face by the oncoming bamboo door, and I fell backwards. Both hands hurriedly grabbed forward, only to hear a "Huh?" and a "Ah--" (Pay attention to the punctuation), I fell into the corner with an back in a flat sand and falling geese style, unfortunately, I was a cushion!
The sound of the piano stopped abruptly.
Only see Jiang Xin Qiuyuebai.
The silence speaks.