Vol 2 Chapter 1293: : "Kids" are back

问 "Ask, how many words are there in a thousand words?"
"Thousand words, of course, a thousand ... no, if the version is different ..."
"Stupid, the answer is three words!"
"Hah! Why is this so ..."
问 "Ask, which one hurts more, apple and stone?"
"Of course it's a stone, it's so hard ... it's an apple! Is the stone a kind of sand or mud?
"... it hurts my head!"
"It's my head!"
"You've studied junior high school physics long ago, don't you know that the effects of force are mutual?"
"What does that have to do with this question?"
就是 "In other words, you can say that you hit your head with a stone, or you can hit a stone with your head."
"It's always like this ... Anyway, you are a master, you always make sense!"
After returning to Tiandao Mountain, Ye Linglong became interested and took a few serious questions from her apprentice.
The results were not unexpected, no matter how many years of serious worship, I still couldn't answer those questions of Master Ye Linglong.
Although Ye Linglong didn't keep asking those questions, but the brains that have been asked over the years have been turning sharply, I am afraid that there are tens of thousands of them that are rarely mentioned.
And the little fart child is serious and clear, what do you want to learn?
Actually, it can't be said that nothing was gained.
At least, the head of the little fart child has been much more flexible than the previous one after undergoing so many brain twists.
However, this thing of brain teasing is not that you can answer many questions correctly without any disadvantage if you listen and learn more.
Many so-called brain twists, although there is a need to turn, but the correct answer depends on how you quibble.
在 In terms of sophistry, the little fart boy couldn't learn. Even if he could answer ten reasonable answers in one breath, he wouldn't be able to make the eleventh one the correct answer.
怎么 样 "How about, Xiaoming, do you want to keep guessing?" Ye Linglong asked with a grin.
"... hum!" The little fart turned his face to the other side.
Soon, Shilin, a pedestrian, just walked to Tiandao Mountain with a smile, and came to the place where Yezan sits in Tiandao Mountain.
It wasn't that Shilin and others deliberately snubbed, mainly because when Ye Zan notified them before, they didn't urge them to return urgently.
As a result, Shi Lin and others rushed on the road normally, and did not rush to the point of going up the mountain a few steps to run wild.
On the top of Mount Tiandao is the residence of Ye Zan, the guardian, and the residence of the Linghua Taoist and the Qinghong Taoist.
At this time, in the courtyard of the residence, Ye Zan and his sister Lin were chatting, or it could be said.
After all, Ye Zan and the sisters of the Lin family have a different Tao. They both say that "the stones of the mountain can attack jade." Naturally, there are many benefits to communicating with each other.
This is probably the meaning of the gangster.
Then, Shilin and his party walked in from the open courtyard.
Ye Lingling saw Lin Miaomiao there, and her eyes flashed like a "small star", and she immediately jumped off the panda's back.
"Aunt Miao Miao!" Ye Linglong shouted with joy, her arms opened like a flying bird, and a flutter toward Lin Miao Miao.
Ye Yezan and the sisters and sisters of the Lin family are both in the realm of law. Naturally, it has long been known that Shilin and his party returned to Tiandao Mountain.
Therefore, it was no surprise that Ye Zan and the sisters of the Lin family saw Shi Lin and his party come in at this time.
Ye Lingling fluttered towards Lin Miaomiao, and her eyes were about to fall into Lin Miaomiao's arms, but her body suddenly settled near Lin Miaomiao.
It turned out that Ye Zan grabbed Ye Linglong's back collar from behind, holding her in the air like a kitten.
Ye Yeling was not struggling, her arms and legs suddenly fell down, only shaking her body slightly to the left and right.
Ye Zan turned her wrists, turned her girl to face her, and said angrily: "What are you going to do to forget even your father and father, your only aunt is in your eyes!"
"唔!" Ye Linglong rolled her eyes, Xiao
made a lovely expression on her face, and said coquettishly: "No, I miss my dad most! I always think about it, but I think about it!"
"Oh, I'm not a good student at a young age, learn to lie and make fun!" Lin Mumu jokingly said beside him.
Ye Lingling looked like she had just discovered the trees, and exclaimed softly, "Yeah, Brother Mumu!"
"To be called uncle ... No, to be called!" Lin Mumu corrected immediately.
"Well, Brother Ye, put Linglong down quickly." Lin Miaomiao smiled, reached out and took down Ye Linglong, and yelled, "I'm a big girl now. I heard that they have already received apprentices. Give her some face in front of her apprentice. "
"Yeah, yeah, dad, I've accepted an apprentice, but I'm stupid!" Ye Linglong said quickly like offering a treasure.
"You!" Ye Zan shook his head helplessly, stretched out a finger and flicked Ye Linglong's forehead, then placed it on the ground and handed it to Lin Miaomiao.
Ye Yeling landed on the ground, rubbing her forehead with two hands, smirking and running to the side of Lin Miaomiao with a smirk.
At this time, the scene of seeing the master and the sister, the meeting between the father and the daughter is over, and the two of Shilin and Wulu step forward quickly.
"The disciples meet with the master and the two masters!" Shi Lin and Wu Wu respectfully respected the disciples to Ye Zan and Sister Lin.
Although, Ye Zan and the brothers and sisters of the Lin family all use the names "Brother Ye" and "Brother Ye".
But when it comes to getting started, Ye Zhan is obviously later than the sisters of the Lin family.
Moreover, this "Ye Brother" and "Brother Ye" actually do not have the meaning of an elder brother, it is just an intimate title.
Therefore, Shi Lin and Wu Wu, the apprentices of Ye Zan, are going to call the sisters of the Lin family "Master Shi".
"Well, get up!" Ye Zan nodded his master's magnificence. Xu Xu raised his hand to make the two of them get rid of salute, and then said to Shi Lin, "Shi Lin, there is something that you need to go for the teacher do."
Then, I didn't wait for Shi Lin to say anything like "Sword Mountain, Fire and Sea", "Liver and Brain".
"Next, I will go to Yincaodifu for the teacher. I do n’t know how long it will take. During this period, the teacher will leave the war fortress in Yuqingzong to sit at Tiantian Peak. But just to avoid distractions. Accidents also require you to be in the fortress of war just in case. "
After finishing his own arrangement, Ye Zan turned her eyes to Wu Wu, and said, "There are also Wu Wu, and you go with your brother."
"Disciple obey!" Shi Lin also had no mother-in-law, and simply bowed to take his life.
"Yes, my disciples obey!" Wu Yan said quickly.
So the two apprentices finished the arrangement.
The two men, Shi Shilin and Wu Yan, stood aside after taking their orders, and exposed the Tong Tong and Xiao Fang children who followed behind.
"... the disciples are serious and clear, see Shishi!"
I wore a bun head, wearing a red bellyband, and a little fart child wearing a green bloomer pants, bowed respectfully to Ye Zan and fell to the ground.
"Oh, let's do it!" Ye Zan is a little funny, but it is already true that this little fart child has become his own apprentice, and can only say: "Since my daughter has accepted you as an apprentice, then you should remember 'a The principle of being a teacher and being a father for life's sake must not disappoint your Master's grace in preaching and teaching. "
"Yes, the disciples must remember it!" The little fart child quickly leaned down and bowed down again, where is the shadow of the little magic star that year.
The little baby was done, and like Shilin and Wuxi, they stood behind the two uncles.
However, unlike the standing stone and witch, who stood to do nothing, the little fart was standing there without being idle.
I know this time is not suitable for expressing thousands of miles, but the little fart child clearly remembers a lot of questions in his mind, standing there quickly indulged in the sea of ​​questions.
I saw the little fart boy, his eyes were staring at him in front of him, his mouth muttered aloud, and his hanging hands continued to move his fingers.
He is almost like a mantra in He Jiu.
"Wantong Trail Wen Tongji, meet the Promise of the Promise, and meet the two predecessors of the Promise!"
I finally turned to Wen Tongji.
Tong Wen Tongji was nervous, frightened and excited.
法 This Faxiang Daojun is not easily visible, let alone seeing three of them at once.
Of course, this means that low-level casual repairs like Wen Tongji.
In short, Wen Tongji came directly to a five-body project, first greeting Ye Zanxing and then saluting his sister and brother Lin.
Take Wen Tongji's realm practice, of course, it is impossible to see the realm practice of sister Lin family.
However, as a low-level casual practitioner, it is said that it is a basic survival skill.
Through the former names of Shi Lin and Wuji, and the information that I usually read online through thousands of miles, Wen Tongji would not have difficulty guessing the identity of the Lin family.
"Get up!" Ye Zan said lightly.
"Yes, the trail obeys!" Wen Tongji stood up with a smile on his face.
I still rely on inspection and observation. Wen Tongji knows that Ye Zan is not someone who likes nonsense, so he does not insist on this.
Some people, he makes you up.
要 If you really get up, or get up too fast, he may be angry that you have no sincerity.
Also, he asked you to sit.
You must not only show that you are sitting, but also let the other party know that you are not actually sitting.
For example, what a half fart?
Share it.
I want to fart
shares and chairs will not be posted.
and many more……
But Ye Zhan is obviously not that kind of person.
"Before, the incarnation of this seat let you follow Shilin, so as not to be fooled by people like you again. In these years, things have been done well, and it is enough to offset your calculations. "
Ye Zan said here, glanced at Shi Lin and Wu Wu next to him, scaring the two apprentices slightly.
Then, his eyes turned back to Wen Tongji.
Ye Yezan groaned for a while, but it wasn't actually something to think about temporarily. Some things had already been thought about for a long time, just a glance at Wen Tongji.
After a short while, Ye Zan finally spoke, saying, "Wen Tongji ..."
"The trail is here!" Wen Tongji responded with a smile on his face.
"Since you have already redeemed, you have settled the cause and effect with me. This seat is supposed to let you go. However, seeing your best efforts in these years, this seat gives you two ways to go. It all depends on how you choose. . "
Speaking of this, Ye Zhan waved his hand, and air bubbles appeared in the air, and each bubble was wrapped with something.
"For one thing, I have magic weapons, elixir, and heavenly treasures. You can choose the same from them. It is also your reward in these years. Take the things, and the cause and effect ends here. Will you do good or evil in the future? It all depends on your own fortune. "
When Wen Tongji heard this, he immediately retracted his eyes from the bubbles, and "killed" fell to the ground with a cry, and leaned over and said, "Tao Jun has mercy, although the sidewalk was scattered and repaired, he also made mistakes." In the years following the Daojun and his followers, the Daojun and his followers have been summoned and instructed, and they have already rehabilitated and re-established themselves, and have decided to focus on the good and not the evil in the future. "
赞 Ye Zan did not respond to Wen Tongji's determination, only glanced at the other side gently.
"Second, you have a family evangelism tradition. If you accepted you into Yuqingzong, you would not be willing to come. However, this seat now sits in Tiandao Mountain, but you can be included in the Tiandao Mountain guardian. Of course, as a guardian of Tiandao Mountain, you must keep to the law of Tiandao Mountain, and you will not be as comfortable as before. There will be wrong steps ... "
Without waiting for Ye Zan to finish his speech, Wen Tongji kneeling on the ground had scratched his head like a pounding garlic and said, "Tao Jun has mercy, and the disciples will choose the second path, and they will be the guardians of Tiandao Mountain, for me. Do your best in the right way! "
In fact, if possible, Wen Tongji would prefer to worship Yu Qingzong.
After all, the Promise of the Promise is the elder of Yuqingzong ~ EbookFREE.me ~ or the ancestor of Taichung is too much.
If Xun could worship Yu Qingzong, he Wen Tongji and this Promise Prince would be his own, and he would become the same with that stone forest and witch.
Qiu Yu Qingzong! There is a lot of momentum in the realm of Shenhua.
According to rumors, there are various benefits in the Yuqing Sect. The elixir is all very good. There is a special concentration room for practice, and usually the rice can be eaten open!
Who would be unwilling to join so many benefits?
It's a pity that people say "you don't like it", but in fact they often mean they don't like it.
Although he could not worship Yu Qingzong, compared with the first choice, it is still a better choice to become the protector of Tiandao Mountain.
You must know that the errand of the Taoist protectors of the Tiandao Mountains, even the disciples and disciples of the big factions, is also treated as a first-class job to break the head.
Wen Tongji Wen, a sidewalker and a rootless duckweed, can have the opportunity to become a guardian of Tiandao Mountain, just like a tramp suddenly got a job in a state-owned enterprise.
The work of state-owned enterprises can not make a lot of money, but compared with a hungry and full-fledged wandering life, at least it is better than a stable one.
"Well, in this case, take this!" Ye Zan nodded, then waved a jade card, and then said, "Afterwards, someone will teach you how to be a guardian."
Tong Wen Tongji lifted his head, reached out and took off the jade card floating in front of him, looking at the words "protecting the road" above, he felt a dreamlike dream.
However, Wen Tongji, after all, is also a character who has been in the rivers and lakes for many years. Knowing that this is not the time for emotion, he forcibly returned to God to worship again. He said repeatedly: "Thank you disciples, thank you disciples!"