Chapter 50: Chest cannot be flat
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Me and my Husband Sleep in a Coffin
- Wu Shui Bu Du
- 2158 characters
- 2021-03-02 11:45:39
Looking at the crazy women Wang Xiaozai and Bai Yu who rushed over like playing a game of eagles catching chicks, Bai Yu stood behind Wang Xiaozai and grabbed his clothes and howl.
Wang Xiaoma used the martial arts he learned in his previous life from the front, and with a stronger force than ordinary people, he panicked out the crazy woman again and again.
But the other party was not a tired machine at all. After being pushed away, he rushed over with a grin, and he was exhausted for a while, and the white jade behind him was still calling.
The angry Wang Xiaoma turned around and gave him a look, "You call a fart! My clothes are about to pull you off! Come and help!"
"No, no, that's a girl!" Bai Yu frowned. "How can I start with a delicate girl?"
Wang Xiaozai: "...I am still a man! You open your eyes and see that she is a bit like a normal girl now? The girl will yell'I will kill you'?! Will it? Your home Sister chasing after someone with a kitchen knife?!"
Ok? and many more--
kitchen knife? ! ! ! !
Wang Xiaomao and Bai Yu looked at the mad woman opposite with a stunned look, and the mad woman with her long hair and messy scattered head did not know when she copied a kitchen knife from the kitchen, and they looked at them like a murderous pervert!
Wang Xiaoma: "..."
Bai Yu: "..."
Wang Xiaomao: "This is the delicate girl you said? Is this a sick girl, or is it the kind that has cut Cheng Ge."
Bai Yu: "...Forget it, when I never said that."
"Kill you-hey hey-both blame you -" The two of them just suspected their lives, the opposite "delicate" girl lifted the shimmering cold and also covered with green onion kitchen knife and cut it.
"Lying trough!" Let's stop confrontation now, Wang Xiaozai and Bai Yusa ran to the coffee table in the living room, and the mad woman holding a kitchen knife chased the kitchen knife behind them.
The three people circled around the coffee table, and several times the chopper risked the white jade and egg running behind!
Feeling the coolness on the buttocks, Bai Yu really ran wide and burst into tears.
He shouted to Wang Xiaozao in front of him: "Brother, run faster! I'm going to be chopped! But my pants!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the loose pants on the buttocks were cut out by a kitchen knife, and the flower pants were exposed!
The mad woman grinned strangely behind him, like a smelly rogue tearing a girl's clothes.
Wang Xiaoma looked back and suddenly he couldn't help it out. It was this pause that Bai Yu's eyes were about to be caught up by the woman.
"Don't stop, ah ah!"
Bai Yu's face fusion, the kitchen knife fell sharply, the woman's laughter was filled with ears, and said that sooner or later, Wang Xiaomei stopped suddenly and kicked the white jade behind him, his strength was very strong. Big, this blow hit Bai Yu kick against the sofa in one blow, and escaped the kitchen knife of the mad woman.
Bai Yu, who was almost burping, rubbed the kicked shoulder, and rolled off the sofa with a lingering fear to hide aside, covering her heart with relief, "Oh, mother, there will be a blessing in the end of the disaster, and there will be a blessing in the end of the disaster. Blessed..."
And Wang Xiaomao's brain was running fast, recalling the point of the swordsmanship learned in the previous life, and with a heavy face, he picked up the slender things on the coffee table, and gestured a handsome swordsmanship to the woman.
The mad woman froze for a moment, and looked at her with a kitchen knife-tickle, brackets: this thing is also called "don't ask others" in other places.
Wang Xiaolan narrowed her eyes and posed with a mad woman, while Bai Yu looked at the tickle in Wang Xiaolan's hand and was silent.
Wang Xiaomao: As stable as an old dog on the face, he was really panicked.
"Don't come! Or I'll let you try my Xuanfeng swordsmanship!" He is now betting that the woman is crazy enough to recognize the tickle in his hand.
The mad woman really stopped, but before waiting for Wang Xiaola to relax, she heard her "cheep".
Wang Xiaoma: "..."
Bai Yu: "Oh.
Isn't it you big sister who is crazy like this? !
The calmness in Wang Xiaoma's face instantly disappeared as the smoke disappeared, and it ran away with a tickle, and the mad woman continued to laugh and waved a kitchen knife behind him.
Bai Yu, who was hiding behind the sofa, shouted at this time: "Drag her ring! That ring is the'instrument' made by my grandfather. It can cause the darkest and most hateful resentment in people's hearts. It's crazy! When she pulls it down, she wakes up! "
"You don't talk about this kind of thing early!" Wang Xiaoma was chased after being chased and yelled angrily.
Bai Yu shrinked his neck, knowing that he was justified, "...the brain that I was chased just now is blank. Who can remember this except escape?"
"..." I really convinced you! Wang Xiaoba didn't have time to speak, shouting at the woman behind him: "Calm, calm down! Do you have any complaints, you say, we will share for you!"
He originally wanted to drag it, but the woman behind him really stopped.
At first glance, Wang Xiaoba and the white jade showed some joy. He stopped and gasped, daring not to stimulate the other party, to encourage the other party with the most sincere and gentle tone of his life, "Yes... just like that, you said, we must Listen, even if you lack money or boyfriend, I will solve it for you."
Bai Yu muttered behind the sofa: "I have no money and no single buddies..."
Wang Xiaoma: "Shut up! I have money! Besides, are you still single?"
After he finished speaking, Bai Yu was still ashamed. "No, I like to have a long life, and we only met for the first time."
Wang Xiaomao: ...believe it or not, I used the tickle in my hand to kill you?
The woman over there stunned for a long time and murmured, "Complain?"
Wang Xiaozai and Bai Yu: "Yes, yes, what do you think you can't think of? You look so beautiful."
The woman carrying the kitchen knife suddenly raised her head and her pupils spread and shouted with distorted face: "What's wrong with the flat chest! Why do you despise me! I don't even reply to my message! I killed you!!!"
"..."
Wang Xiaoba looked at Bai Yu: "Isn't it the darkest and most hateful resentment in my heart? Flat chest? What special flat chest!"
Bai Yu: "..." I was also surprised, buddy.
In broad daylight, the woman broke into her neighbour's house because of a male ticket and broke into her chest with a chopper Is this ridiculous? what! ?
Besides...
Wang Xiaolan glanced at the shrivelled figure of a woman wearing purple ice silk pajamas: I didn't pay attention just now, it's really flat...
Crazy woman caught Wang Xiaozai's inexpressible expression even crazier. She took a kitchen knife and chopped all the way with fire and lightning. Wang Xiaoma really couldn't run, she picked up the itch and beat the woman according to the swordsmanship of the previous world. stand up.
But after all, he was tickling in his hand.
Mad Woman: "I killed you, killed you, killed you, killed you—!"
Wang Xiaoma sweated a lot: I knew it after I did it. Are you a repeater girl?
Bai Yu looked anxious when Wang Xiaoma was in trouble, stood up and looked for weapons, and shouted to try to appease the woman: "Don't be excited, beauty, he is an innocent base, and his boyfriend has no chest!"
Wang Xiao was anxious, "You fart, my little Wenzi don't look at the beautiful face, the clothes are thin, the clothes are fleshy, the figure-eight abdominal muscles mermaid line, the chest muscles are better than her!"
The mad woman screamed when she heard it, and it was even more fierce to wave a kitchen knife!
Bai Yu copied the movement of the badminton racket, "You can't coax her, brothers, at this time!"
A large piece was cut off by the kitchen knife, and Wang Xiaoma also used the tickle to point at the acupuncture point on the woman's shoulder, so that her entire arm was unable to hang down, and the kitchen knife fell to the ground.
Wang Xiaomei who was finally able to breathe rightly said: "No! I am the best attacker!"
Bai Yu: ...
A woman without a kitchen knife will fight with her other hand this time. The long manicure on her hand shines in the sun.
Wang Xiaoba couldn’t really hurt people, so she tore with her all the way, and was knocked down to the ground vigorously. The clothes of women in pajamas were all lifted up, and the long hair bundled by Wang Xiaoba was almost gone. People tumbling around on the ground.
Bai Yu stood sideways holding the badminton racket, dumbfounded, "Lying trough, exciting."
Wang Xiaobao pressed her elbow against the woman's neck. The mad woman opened her mouth and clicked to bite him, and her saliva almost fell on his face!
"Stimulate your sister! Come and help me!"
"Ah? Oh, here it is!"
Bai Yu quickly picked up the sports skipping rope on the shoe cabinet and rushed over to the woman's body. The two men worked together to finally tie the woman to the majority. Before waiting fortunately, Bai Yu, who was tying the rope, was bitten by the woman's carp and bit her arm!
"Aoao AoIt hurts!" Bai Yu screamed.
"Don't worry, I'll help you!" Wang Xiaoya opened the woman's mouth with her hand. The mad woman glared at the two big eyeballs, and had to bite. Wang Xiaoya picked up something on the ground and stuffed her into her mouth.
The ‘Kaba Kaka’ roll-on jar was bitten and deflated, and the beer ‘Baha’ popped out and poured into the woman’s mouth.
Taking advantage of this time, Bai Yu held down the woman's hand and pulled the golden ring on it. The woman without the ring stunned a few times before fainting.
Wang Xiaomao and Bai Yu were also exhausted, and after looking at each other, they sat on the ground and gasped.
"Is she okay..." Wang Xiaoba asked, wiping her face.
Bai Yu shook his head, "It's okay, it should be exhausted."
Wang Xiaomao said: "Can you put this kind of stuff at home well, if such a ring is coming, we will burp!"
Bai Yu shook his head innocently, "No, I put the ring and the things left by my grandfather in a big box and hid it in the bedroom closet. The ghost knows how to get to her hand. It's so strange..."
Wang Xiaoma couldn't figure it out either, and the two guessed for a while before lifting the woman on the ground to the sofa.
Otherwise, the scene is really too misunderstood. A woman in a thin pajamas was tied to the ground and drank a mouthful of wine. Two big men sat and gasped. If the neighbor came to knock on the door, they were long. I couldn't explain clearly.
But it's also strange that they had tossed upstairs in such a big movement that no neighbor came to knock on the door. Wang Xiaomei asked Bai Yu when he was curious.
Bai Yu waved his hand: "A lot of this building is empty. There are a few old ladies on the first and second floors. You can't hear your ears jumping upstairs."
The two were resting, the living room kitchen and themselves were all in disarray, and at this time the door knocked again.
Both Wang Xiaoba and Bai Yu were stunned: "Isn't it? Come on!"
But as soon as the knock on the door rang, he was kicked away vigorously, and the smell of silver and red eyes rushed in and pulled Wang Xiaobao up in his arms, and his sharp and strange eyes were swept away. Around the circle, he locked on the unconscious woman on the sofa and the white jade who was also in disarray.
Startled by his eyes, Bai Yu quickly raised his hands, and the smell of wind in his eyes dissipated a lot. He bowed his hands and reached into Wang Xiaomei's loose clothes, and slowly explored.
"Are you injured?"
"No."
Wang Xiaoba leaned on the chest that smelled the wind, feeling the tight chest muscles calm and frightened.
Man, he started to skin once he was relaxed. He looked at Bai Yu and patted the chest of Xiaowenzi with his hand.
Wang Xiaoba: Did you see that there is meat!
Bai Yu: ...
Then he rubbed hard in his family's Xiaowenzi's arms, Wenfeng frowned, thinking he was frightened, gently kissed Wang Xiaozai's hair and rubbed his back with his palm.
Wang Xiaoba: Have you seen this boyfriend power?
Bai Yu: ...
Bai Yu: Drink it!
[The author has something to say: see if I can double-check later.
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